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Sorry the update took so long.. I got banned cas some crud head piece of skunk reported me... If it was you, God have mercy on your soul you scum ball.

ON to the next chapter of my randomness... The feared, the dreaded, the most icky, the OOC-ness! SSSSCCCRRREEEAAAAMMMM!

Chapter 3

Opposites Attract...

Zuko walked through the under growth. It was one of those days... he felt.. Compassionate towards random enemies.

He was considering giving up his search for the Avatar, out of pure love for humanity, when he heard a soft whimpering coming from behind a tree.

He raced toward the sound, rearing to help any poor defenseless creature that was in need of his professional Fire-bender first aid. V

He peered through the gathering mist, and he saw Katara, curled up into a ball, softly whimpering. He reached down to her face and stroked her cheek. She set her big blue eyes upon him and he softly asked, " Oh, dear, what on earth happened to you?"

Katara burst into tears and showed him her hands. They were terribly scorched.

He cradled her into his arms and carried her to the ship. Iroh and the crew were in the market place, so they were all alone.

Zuko set her down on a ... chair... and asked her again, "What happened? Who did this to you?"

Katara sobbed, "Oh Zuko it was Aang! He got so terribly angry when I said i loved you instead of him, that stupid twelve year old."

Zuko hugged Katara and bandaged her hands, because she liked the attention, she hadn't healed herself. "You can stay with me... I'll love you forever..."

"Oh I'd love to.."Katara said, "But what about Sokka?"

"I think I'll let you run away with this heartless fire bender that is extreemly to old for you and is trying to kill us!" Sokka said with a smile.

"Oh thank you Sokka!" Smiled Zuko, and they shook hands.

Katara and Zuko got married, had about ten mutin fire/water bending babies, and defeated the fire lord, with out Aang, who was in a de-tox senter at the moment, or his Avatar skills.

The end.

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OMG! I'm dying here!

Sorry, I got to go separate Zuko and Sokka, who are killion each other at the moment. Katara? Would you give Aang a hug for me? Poor kid... I love 'im.

R&R for another chappie!