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(Sometime around dinner time...)
Duo: I'm starving! What are you doing Quatre? Preparing for the turtle race?
Hippie: Well sorry that its taking us sooo long to prepare you something to eat! You don't want to eat it raw do you?
Duo: If I had to, I might.
Kaira: Hey guys, I'm going out for a walk.
Quatre: Don't stay out too long, you know dinner's almost ready.
Wufei: Yeah don't want your brother to eat it all.
Reno: He will really eat it all?
Heero: What are you still doing here?
Trowa: Yeah, don't you have a family or something?
Reno: Well, uh ya see...
Hippie: Come on, go easy on the poor man!
Quatre: It's alright if he stays, its not like this place doesn't have any rooms.
Duo: You can say that again. Are you almost done with dinner?
Hippie: Duo, don't make me tie you down again!
Wufei: I guess you can stay the night, I don't think it will hurt.
Trowa: You'll just have to keep your ears open and stay alert for attacks.
Reno: From Oz?
Heero: No from Duo and Kaira.
Reno: Oh...
Kaira: Aww come on now! Don't be soo mean!
Trowa: I thought you had left already.
Kaira: Oh yeah, well bye then!
Quatre: Don't forget it'will be done in about 15 min!
Kaira: Ok! leaves
Duo: I don't think she'll be late.
Hippie: I don't think so either. She's a Maxwell afterall. They are food detectors.
Wufei: Yeah, I just hope that they don't find Yuy's stash.
Trowa: Yeah, cuz our stuff is in there too!
Heero: How did you guys find it? I haven't showed you yet!
Duo: Well, well! Looks like I'm rubbing off on people around here.
Reno: I don't think thats a good thing.
Quatre: Believe me, its not.
Hippie: Now all of us have to watch our backs around here cuz now everyone is going to be stealing from the other person!
Duo: Hey! There can't be others here like me and Kaira! We are the only ones allowed!
Wufei: Speaking of which, Trowa, our fellow time keeper, how long has it been?
Trowa: About 10 min.
Duo: You have 5min. left Quatre! Better get on the ball!
Quatre: Stop rushing!
Hippie: Yeah! It gets us messed up and then it takes longer!
Wufei: Longer!? Maxwell shut your mouth!
Heero: I don't think it will do any good.
Trowa: Yeah he can't keep his mouth shut for more than 5 min.
Wufei: 5 min? Shouldn't Kaira be home by now? Hasn't it been about 15min?
Hippie: Well really, dinner isn't ready yet, so I wouldn't look for her just yet.
Duo: Not ready yet?! I'm starving!
Reno: Well maybe if you had kept your mouth shut....
Wufei: Wow the new kid is standing up to Maxwell!
Trowa: Already? I would have thought it would at least next week!
Heero: Pay up man.
Trowa: Aw man! I should have known that nobody could stand Duo for a week...
Heero: Thanks, this will be enough for gas in my car.
Wufei: So you can drive Peacecraft around?
Quatre: Uh hmm! If I can have your attention!
Duo: I wouldn't mess with Heero when he's hungry, Wufei.
Heero: Yeah, things could be getting a little messy, and not just from food.
Trowa: Say your sorry Wufei!
Wufei: Um, well, I didn't really mean it to get you mad you know. I was just joking!
Quatre: Um ah, guys?
Heero: (Growls)
Wufei: (gulp) I'm...a...sorry?
Hippie: People!
Heero: Now was that so hard?
Wufei: mummble mummble.....
Duo: Good, now that that is over with, can we..
Hippie: HELLOOO!!
Trowa: What?
Reno: What are you yelling about?
Hippie: Argh!! Dinner is ready and its probably cold by now!
Duo: WhAt!? Why didn't you say something?
Wufei: This is injustice! We have to eat cold food!
Reno: This is turning out to be the worst day of my life...
Trowa: Are we just going to stand here or are we going to go eat?
Quatre: I really tried to tell you, honest...
Heero: Shouldn't Kaira be bouncing through the door right now?
Duo: Yeah, she's never late for dinner.
Hippie: You guys are soo slow! She's already in here eating!
Wufei: WHAT! Hey! Thats not fair!
Trowa: We are all gonna starve tonight.
Duo: You better of saved some for me Kaira!
Quatre: Well, that sure did make them run into the kitchen.
Hippie: Yeah but I do wonder what has happened to Kaira.
(Somewhere in a warehouse)
Kaira: Don't you people ever give up?
Soilder#1: No. We keep going until we have what we want.
Kaira: And what if I tell you a lie? How will you know?
Soilder#2: Well, we have our sources.
Kaira: You guys sure do know what you are talking about. So, are ya gonna let me go now?
Soilder#1: What do you think we are, idiots?
Kaira: Well yeah...
Soilder#2: Oh..
(Enter Zechs)
Zechs: Is she still not talking?
Soilder#1: She's talking, but not about what we want to hear.
Zechs: I see, you guys are dismissed, permatley. And on the way out, tell the person outside to come in.
Soilder#2: So does that mean we are on vacation with pay?
Kaira: See, I told ya you were idiots.
Zechs: Just get out!
Soilders: Right! Uh, sorry sir!
Zechs: Good, now that they are gone, could you answer some questions for me?
Kaira: It all depends on what you ask.
Zechz: Well then. Question one, Where are the others located?
Kaira: Outside of town next to the store with the big tree on it.
Zechs: Is that true or are you just pulling my leg?
Kaira: I'm hungry and I want to leave so yeah ofcourse, and its not me thats pulling your leg, its a kid.
Zechs: Huh? (looks down) Oh, where did you come from?
Kid: I want five bucks!
Zechs: For what?
Kid: Give me five bucks and I'll leave you alone Mister!
Zechs: Here, I'll give you my autograph instead. It's probably worth more anyway.(signs a piece of paper)
Kid: I don't want your name! I want five bucks!
Zechs: Just go away! Guards! Take this kid way!
Kid: But I want my five bucks! Nooo! Put me down! Ahhh! I'm telling my mommy!
Zechs: (sigh) Now, was that an accurate....oh where'd ya go?
Guard: Here sir, I found her trying to escape.
Kaira: What do you have a guard on every corner?
Zechs: Yes, after your last escape, I learned it was better that way and it works quite well don't you think?
Kaira: Yeah whatever..
Zechs: Guard! Where is that person at?
Guard: Uh, right here sir! Here he comes.
Zechs: Good, I want you Kaira to meet a friend of mine. His name is-
Kaira: (Yawn) I don't care and I don't want to meet him. I just wanna go home.
Zechs: Yes, I see that. Well he's here anyway, so you better answer to him. Guard, I thought that you said he was coming?
Guard: Well he went down that hall and..
Zechs: What? Well it looks like I'm going to have to go get him. You stay here and watch this prisoner.
Guard: What prisoner?
Zechs: The girl......that was in there. Don't worry, the other guards will get her.
Guard: Yes, but you told her that there was a guard at every corner, so don't you think she'll get around them now?
Zechs: Um,...good point. Another lesson learned. But I know where their hide-out is now, so we can go raid them later. As soon as I find my guest...
At the safe house
Hippie: I'm worried guys. She hasn't been here to eat dinner, and she never misses it!
Wufei: I bet she got caught by Zechs again. Why is she always getting captured?
Trowa: I don't know, maybe Zechs likes her or something.
Heero: That could be used as an advantge over Zechs.
Duo: You're not thinking about using her as bait are you?
Quatre: I don't think we should be talking about this.
Reno: Is it really that bad to miss dinner?
Wufei: You're still here?
Trowa: I bet your family is worried about you too.
Reno: Well, ya see...I..
Kaira walks through the door
Kaira: Hi guys!
Hippie: (runs and hugs Kaira) I thought you were dead!
Kaira: Uh, dead? Aren't you alittle over exaggerating?
Wufei: Its about time you got here. Where have you been?
Trowa: Did you get caught by Oz again?
Kaira: Yeah, how'd ya guess?
Heero: You didn't tell him anything did you?
Quatre: Heero! Kaira wouldn't betray us!
Wufei: Unless she is working under cover with Zechs and thats why she is getting caught all the time.
Hippie: (lets go of Kaira) Is that true?
Trowa: Nah, Wufei is just a sore loser.
Kaira: Ofcourse that isn't true! But I did tell him something.
Duo: What? How could you do something like that?
Wufei: See what did I tell you?
Heero: So what did you tell them?
Kaira: I told Zechs that this safe-house was located outside of town next to a store with a tree on it.
Wufei: What! Thats where I parked my car!
Duo: Oooooh, she got you dude.
Trowa: I guess that is what you get for not trusting her.
Hippie: You go girl!
Wufei: Wait, thats right! Some new people moved into that house so I had to move it here. Whew!
Duo: Ohwell, you still got proved wrong, again.
Heero: As long as it was nothing important.
Quatre: I do feel sorry for those people though.
Hippie: Yeah, their house is going to be raided by a bunch of Oz soilders!
Kaira: And then they might sue Zechs. Now that would be cool and fun to watch.
(At the house on the outside of town next to the store with a tree on it)
Man: That was a good meal dear! Thanks!
Woman: No problem!
Kid: I still didn't get my five bucks, just a dumb name...
Boom boom boom
Woman: Whats that noise?
Kid: Hey its that guy that kicked me out of the warehouse!
Man: Zechs?! But what does he want here?
(outside)
Zechs: Go! Burn down the house!
Soilder#3: But sir, this is a residence. The G-Pilots are nowhere to be seen.
Zechs: What...?
They watch the house burn down
Zechs: This is not going to be good on my record...
(Sometime around dinner time...)
Duo: I'm starving! What are you doing Quatre? Preparing for the turtle race?
Hippie: Well sorry that its taking us sooo long to prepare you something to eat! You don't want to eat it raw do you?
Duo: If I had to, I might.
Kaira: Hey guys, I'm going out for a walk.
Quatre: Don't stay out too long, you know dinner's almost ready.
Wufei: Yeah don't want your brother to eat it all.
Reno: He will really eat it all?
Heero: What are you still doing here?
Trowa: Yeah, don't you have a family or something?
Reno: Well, uh ya see...
Hippie: Come on, go easy on the poor man!
Quatre: It's alright if he stays, its not like this place doesn't have any rooms.
Duo: You can say that again. Are you almost done with dinner?
Hippie: Duo, don't make me tie you down again!
Wufei: I guess you can stay the night, I don't think it will hurt.
Trowa: You'll just have to keep your ears open and stay alert for attacks.
Reno: From Oz?
Heero: No from Duo and Kaira.
Reno: Oh...
Kaira: Aww come on now! Don't be soo mean!
Trowa: I thought you had left already.
Kaira: Oh yeah, well bye then!
Quatre: Don't forget it'will be done in about 15 min!
Kaira: Ok! leaves
Duo: I don't think she'll be late.
Hippie: I don't think so either. She's a Maxwell afterall. They are food detectors.
Wufei: Yeah, I just hope that they don't find Yuy's stash.
Trowa: Yeah, cuz our stuff is in there too!
Heero: How did you guys find it? I haven't showed you yet!
Duo: Well, well! Looks like I'm rubbing off on people around here.
Reno: I don't think thats a good thing.
Quatre: Believe me, its not.
Hippie: Now all of us have to watch our backs around here cuz now everyone is going to be stealing from the other person!
Duo: Hey! There can't be others here like me and Kaira! We are the only ones allowed!
Wufei: Speaking of which, Trowa, our fellow time keeper, how long has it been?
Trowa: About 10 min.
Duo: You have 5min. left Quatre! Better get on the ball!
Quatre: Stop rushing!
Hippie: Yeah! It gets us messed up and then it takes longer!
Wufei: Longer!? Maxwell shut your mouth!
Heero: I don't think it will do any good.
Trowa: Yeah he can't keep his mouth shut for more than 5 min.
Wufei: 5 min? Shouldn't Kaira be home by now? Hasn't it been about 15min?
Hippie: Well really, dinner isn't ready yet, so I wouldn't look for her just yet.
Duo: Not ready yet?! I'm starving!
Reno: Well maybe if you had kept your mouth shut....
Wufei: Wow the new kid is standing up to Maxwell!
Trowa: Already? I would have thought it would at least next week!
Heero: Pay up man.
Trowa: Aw man! I should have known that nobody could stand Duo for a week...
Heero: Thanks, this will be enough for gas in my car.
Wufei: So you can drive Peacecraft around?
Quatre: Uh hmm! If I can have your attention!
Duo: I wouldn't mess with Heero when he's hungry, Wufei.
Heero: Yeah, things could be getting a little messy, and not just from food.
Trowa: Say your sorry Wufei!
Wufei: Um, well, I didn't really mean it to get you mad you know. I was just joking!
Quatre: Um ah, guys?
Heero: (Growls)
Wufei: (gulp) I'm...a...sorry?
Hippie: People!
Heero: Now was that so hard?
Wufei: mummble mummble.....
Duo: Good, now that that is over with, can we..
Hippie: HELLOOO!!
Trowa: What?
Reno: What are you yelling about?
Hippie: Argh!! Dinner is ready and its probably cold by now!
Duo: WhAt!? Why didn't you say something?
Wufei: This is injustice! We have to eat cold food!
Reno: This is turning out to be the worst day of my life...
Trowa: Are we just going to stand here or are we going to go eat?
Quatre: I really tried to tell you, honest...
Heero: Shouldn't Kaira be bouncing through the door right now?
Duo: Yeah, she's never late for dinner.
Hippie: You guys are soo slow! She's already in here eating!
Wufei: WHAT! Hey! Thats not fair!
Trowa: We are all gonna starve tonight.
Duo: You better of saved some for me Kaira!
Quatre: Well, that sure did make them run into the kitchen.
Hippie: Yeah but I do wonder what has happened to Kaira.
(Somewhere in a warehouse)
Kaira: Don't you people ever give up?
Soilder#1: No. We keep going until we have what we want.
Kaira: And what if I tell you a lie? How will you know?
Soilder#2: Well, we have our sources.
Kaira: You guys sure do know what you are talking about. So, are ya gonna let me go now?
Soilder#1: What do you think we are, idiots?
Kaira: Well yeah...
Soilder#2: Oh..
(Enter Zechs)
Zechs: Is she still not talking?
Soilder#1: She's talking, but not about what we want to hear.
Zechs: I see, you guys are dismissed, permatley. And on the way out, tell the person outside to come in.
Soilder#2: So does that mean we are on vacation with pay?
Kaira: See, I told ya you were idiots.
Zechs: Just get out!
Soilders: Right! Uh, sorry sir!
Zechs: Good, now that they are gone, could you answer some questions for me?
Kaira: It all depends on what you ask.
Zechz: Well then. Question one, Where are the others located?
Kaira: Outside of town next to the store with the big tree on it.
Zechs: Is that true or are you just pulling my leg?
Kaira: I'm hungry and I want to leave so yeah ofcourse, and its not me thats pulling your leg, its a kid.
Zechs: Huh? (looks down) Oh, where did you come from?
Kid: I want five bucks!
Zechs: For what?
Kid: Give me five bucks and I'll leave you alone Mister!
Zechs: Here, I'll give you my autograph instead. It's probably worth more anyway.(signs a piece of paper)
Kid: I don't want your name! I want five bucks!
Zechs: Just go away! Guards! Take this kid way!
Kid: But I want my five bucks! Nooo! Put me down! Ahhh! I'm telling my mommy!
Zechs: (sigh) Now, was that an accurate....oh where'd ya go?
Guard: Here sir, I found her trying to escape.
Kaira: What do you have a guard on every corner?
Zechs: Yes, after your last escape, I learned it was better that way and it works quite well don't you think?
Kaira: Yeah whatever..
Zechs: Guard! Where is that person at?
Guard: Uh, right here sir! Here he comes.
Zechs: Good, I want you Kaira to meet a friend of mine. His name is-
Kaira: (Yawn) I don't care and I don't want to meet him. I just wanna go home.
Zechs: Yes, I see that. Well he's here anyway, so you better answer to him. Guard, I thought that you said he was coming?
Guard: Well he went down that hall and..
Zechs: What? Well it looks like I'm going to have to go get him. You stay here and watch this prisoner.
Guard: What prisoner?
Zechs: The girl......that was in there. Don't worry, the other guards will get her.
Guard: Yes, but you told her that there was a guard at every corner, so don't you think she'll get around them now?
Zechs: Um,...good point. Another lesson learned. But I know where their hide-out is now, so we can go raid them later. As soon as I find my guest...
At the safe house
Hippie: I'm worried guys. She hasn't been here to eat dinner, and she never misses it!
Wufei: I bet she got caught by Zechs again. Why is she always getting captured?
Trowa: I don't know, maybe Zechs likes her or something.
Heero: That could be used as an advantge over Zechs.
Duo: You're not thinking about using her as bait are you?
Quatre: I don't think we should be talking about this.
Reno: Is it really that bad to miss dinner?
Wufei: You're still here?
Trowa: I bet your family is worried about you too.
Reno: Well, ya see...I..
Kaira walks through the door
Kaira: Hi guys!
Hippie: (runs and hugs Kaira) I thought you were dead!
Kaira: Uh, dead? Aren't you alittle over exaggerating?
Wufei: Its about time you got here. Where have you been?
Trowa: Did you get caught by Oz again?
Kaira: Yeah, how'd ya guess?
Heero: You didn't tell him anything did you?
Quatre: Heero! Kaira wouldn't betray us!
Wufei: Unless she is working under cover with Zechs and thats why she is getting caught all the time.
Hippie: (lets go of Kaira) Is that true?
Trowa: Nah, Wufei is just a sore loser.
Kaira: Ofcourse that isn't true! But I did tell him something.
Duo: What? How could you do something like that?
Wufei: See what did I tell you?
Heero: So what did you tell them?
Kaira: I told Zechs that this safe-house was located outside of town next to a store with a tree on it.
Wufei: What! Thats where I parked my car!
Duo: Oooooh, she got you dude.
Trowa: I guess that is what you get for not trusting her.
Hippie: You go girl!
Wufei: Wait, thats right! Some new people moved into that house so I had to move it here. Whew!
Duo: Ohwell, you still got proved wrong, again.
Heero: As long as it was nothing important.
Quatre: I do feel sorry for those people though.
Hippie: Yeah, their house is going to be raided by a bunch of Oz soilders!
Kaira: And then they might sue Zechs. Now that would be cool and fun to watch.
(At the house on the outside of town next to the store with a tree on it)
Man: That was a good meal dear! Thanks!
Woman: No problem!
Kid: I still didn't get my five bucks, just a dumb name...
Boom boom boom
Woman: Whats that noise?
Kid: Hey its that guy that kicked me out of the warehouse!
Man: Zechs?! But what does he want here?
(outside)
Zechs: Go! Burn down the house!
Soilder#3: But sir, this is a residence. The G-Pilots are nowhere to be seen.
Zechs: What...?
They watch the house burn down
Zechs: This is not going to be good on my record...