Hey
everyone! Chappie 8 here! I just wanted to say thank you to 2 people
for this chapter (this chappie is dedicated to them) they have
reviewed more than once and have become my inspiration. Oh, and if
you want to know what Azumi says in this chappie, it's in Al Bhed,
so go look it up on a Translator (yes, I'm so mean, I know)
(Oh,
and please note that my Disclaimer is a floating, flat, computer
screen that displays his emotions with simple, grainy graphics. He is
called The Flat, Floating, Computer Disclaimer. Hence the name:
FFCD.
bep beep buzz
He says that if you create others
like him, he will kill you with his emoticon powers MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(hey, I'm only relaying what he said...I'm not a
maniac...)
People: OO
Me to the silent people: SHUT
UP!
Me: Anyways... ahem...to the thank you's...
Me:
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH RIKA! You've been a loyal reader from
the start. I would like to give you a gift: magically makes Legolas
appear here, as long as you hold this rope, he can't get away, got
it? gives rope that is around Legolas's neck to Rika
Rika:
runs off to make out with Legolas (who is secretly Orlando
Bloom)
Legolas: NOOOOOOOO! Momo I swear! If I survive, I'll
get you for this some-
Me: Ah, he, he...
Me: Second,
thank you to kauro182003. You've really helped me to remember to
keep writing and given me ideas to complicate the plot...don't ask
how... NOTE: when Momo's mind is processing something, her mind
starts to wander down a different path, thus creating her ingenious
ideas. crumples note Shut up! Stop relaying my inner thoughts to the
public!
Kauro: yay! feels special
Me: But since, unlike
Rika, you don't, er, express you likes as often, I don't know
what to give you. Except to dedicate this chappie after you of
course!
Anyway, ON WITH CHAPTER 8!!
Disclaimer: All
Momo owns is her computer, Azumi, and this story. PLEASE DON'T COPY
ANY OF THEM! (How the hell you'd copy her computer, I don't know,
but she owns the story and Azumi, NOT YOU!)
Me: grumbles I own
more than that...
Disclaimer: Ah yes, I forgot the little
Chinese fortune cookie on the floor.
Me: Goes into a fit of
rage, like Sora, and breaks the disclaimer into pieces
Disclaimer:
begins to pull it self back together
Me: Holy Shit! It's
indestructible!!! Runs away with Rika and Kauro
Repaired FFCD:
Well anyway,
Sorry
for the delay,
Here
is chapter eight
Hope
you think it's great.
Three: Come back and smash the FFCD
for horrible poetry and announcing the story when Momo was supposed
to
Me: Ahem; here is chapter 8.
.:Chapter
8:.
Tidus
Tidus
ran for his life as an enraged Sora chased after him. He thought he
heard someone trying to stop Sora, but he wasn't going to take the
chance of being killed because what could be a trick of the
ears.
One of
the fireballs landed by his left foot, the heat from the ball
scorching him.
"Owie!
He yelled.
Glancing
around, Tidus noticed the Secret Cave. Knowing it was his only chance
to escape Sora, he dove in while someone held Sora's
attention.
The
one goods thing about Sora's wrath is that he can't think
clearly. Since he wasn't looking at me, he won't know where I
am...I hope...
Tidus scrambled to his feet and was
beginning to run deeper into the Cave when he collided with something
soft. What ever it was, it had been running up as he came down. His
collision, with the help of gravity, caused him to fall on top of
the soft thing and tumble to the bottom of the cave.
Tidus
then realized, as he got up, that the place where his face had landed
was the only really soft place on the thing. A little further below
the "pillow" it was soft, but not as cushy. He groped back up to
where the two soft "pillows" were, squeezing them, trying to
figure out what they were.
Suddenly
the thing moaned, "Unnn, oh God Sora, don't
stop....
Tidus,
shocked, jumped back as the thing sat up like a person. He then when
and poked the pillow again.
"What
the fuck!? Tidus?! You little PERV!" it shouted in a feminine
voice.
While
he was sitting there, shocked, he received a strong punch to the
face. It struck him in the nose and made him tumble
backwards.
Who
the hell...Kairi!?!?
As
Tidus opened his eyes, which had now fully adjusted to the dark, he
saw a beaten Kairi looking back at him.
"What
the HELL happened to you?" he asked, looking her over.
"Since
when did you become as perverted ad Sora?" she shot
back.
Tidus,
who was taken aback by her venomous tone, replied, "Hey, your
boyfriend is going on a freaking rampage out there. I tripped and
fell as I dove in."
"Taking
advantage of his nearsightedness again, I see?" she laughed,
raising an eyebrow.
"Hey,
if it's a life or death situation, I don't play
fair."
"Life
or death? What the hell'd you do?" she
giggled.
Tidus
murmured what he had said, sending Kairi in to a fit of
laughter.
"Oh
my GOD! No wonder he wants to kill you!" she
shouted.
"Shhhh!"
Tidus hissed. "He'll hear you!"
"Ah,
like he cares. After all," pouted Kairi, "he fucked Azumi
anyway."
"Um
Kairi, sorry to poop on your pity party, but Sora didn't do
anything with Azumi. Well, 'sides kiss her that is." Tidus said,
scratching his head apologetically.
"WHAT?!?!
YOU MEAN I WAS WORRIED OVER NOTHING?!?! Well, he did kiss her
but...wait, PITY PARTY?! WHO SAID I WAS HAVING A PITY PARTY?!?!? AND
WHY ARE YOU FEELING EM UP IN THE DARK?!?!?!?" she
raved.
"Holy.
F-fucking. Shit." stammered Tidus.
Kairi
bent her head, like Sora had done, fuming.
Oh
shit. Time to run...again...
And
with that, Tidus scrambled to his feet and was running out the
entrance to the cave when he ran into someone. Not even having to
look, he knew who it was. Heavy breathing, clenched fists, and
popping veins were all signs of the other rampaging person.
Sora.
Aw
shit man!
Tears
in the corners of his eyes, he dove between Sora's legs as the boy
reached for him.
"Eep!"
yelped Tidus in a 5-year-old girl's voice.
Coughing
to clear his throat, he headed out onto the beach where he collided
with yet another person (And another set of pillows, what an fun
height to be at). Azumi this time.
"Azumi!
Thank god! Help me! We gotta get outta here! They kill anyone, or
anything, in their path!"
"Hmmmm..."
was her reply.
"Come
on!" he said, tugging on her sleeve to no avail.
As
he turned to run, she grabbed his shoulder.
"WHAT
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?! THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!" he
screamed, struggling to get free.
When
she didn't react, he froze and looked at her, curious why she
wasn't moving.
Her
normally hazel eyes then did something extraordinary. Vibrant green
flecks were streaking themselves through them. Tidus gasped as her
blue highlights became so vibrant that he had to shield his
eyes.
He then
noticed that the force holding him back released him and as he stared
into the glare, he saw Azumi rising off the ground.
What
the hell...?
Azumi cupped her hands in front of her and formed
a small cave in between them. She then started to murmur
something.
"Cbenedc
uv Fydan, Feht, Ayndr yht Vena tejeha, mecdah du so lymm. E cissuh
draa, Feht. Cdub draca dfu risyhc yht vnaa dras vnus dra tasuhc dryd
ehryped draen sehtc. Lmayhc dras fedr ouin kahdma pnaawa; pmuf dra
tasuhc pylg ehdu ramm..." she chanted in a voice that echoed
through the whole island.
Tidus
felt a hand in his shoulder. Turning his head, he saw Riku, Wakka,
and Selphie staring with the same awed look in their eyes at
Azumi.
It seemed
that Kairi and Sora has slowed down. A lot. They were going in slow
motion, set to the max.
.:End Chapter 8:.