Summery: Just random and very crazy things that happens in Naruto.

AN: My first FF story thingy. Note that this contains random events and stupid…ness...ness. If you don't like randomness (Which, hence the title Randomness) Then turn back now and never return! Wahahahaha cough, ahem…..ummm awkward….alright on with the story….

Note! I do Not Own Naruto…If I did then…then well just know I don't own Naruto and I wouldn't be here right now……

Chapter one: Smelly Cat

"HA, now I got you I power up using my spell card to double my attack then I summon X Powder Puff to the field in attack mode!" Exclaimed Naruto. "Attack his Rhino Elephant Cat!"

"NOOOOO! My elephant slash rhino cat hybrid!" Screamed Shikamaru. "Ha, but my life points are still higher than yours!" Shikamaru teased while sticking his tongue out and jumping up and down like some crazy monkey.

"Oh yeah! Then bring it! It's your turn!" Naruto yelled back.

"Alright!" Replied the boy as he looked at the cards in his hand. Hmmm…this could come in handy……But what about my stinging blue bird of certain deaf………I could always power up using my stinging technique…But what about my other monster…Then I could always…but wait!

Shikamaru was beginning to have mental struggles with which card to choose along with making scary faces.

"Umm…Shikamaru…a-are you alright?" Naruto asked nervously as he inched his way over to him.

"I must trust in the heart of the cards! I am so confused!" Cried the mentally unstable boy.

"Aww…"Naruto said while patting his back. "Well at least you're not the only one."

"Y-y-you mean…t-that…I-I-I-'m…n...n-"

"No silly, I'm talking about the space monkeys of banana six." Naruto said. "Finally I am understood!" Shikamaru cried.

((((+ Few Minutes Later +))))

"Hey, Naruto!" Kiba shouted as he waved hello, "I've been looking for you-"

"No! I'm never going to give up….." Naruto yelled as he held up a piece of bread, "MY WONDA BREAD!"

"Oooo." Shikamaru said in astonishment.

"I wub you wonda bread." Naruto said as he rub his cheek against the dull bread.

(Soon Lee and Shino arrive.)

"Hey looky what I found." Lee said as he held up an old smelly cat.

It's eye twitched and it was shaking uncontrollably. The cat also had a large bite mark on its ear and large areas of fur missing as if someone gave it a hack job. Of course, the cat was veeeery stinky with a few flies flying around. Suddenly it coughed and hacked up a hair ball.

"Ewwww." Naruto said as he took a few steps away from it.

"Hsssck!" The smelly black cat said as it hissed at him, well it kinda hacked and coughed at him…but who could tell.

"Well……what is that thing?" Naruto asked while poking its eye which didn't close.

"It's a cat." Shino started to say

"It's a smelly cat."

"It's a black smelly cat."

"It's a crazy black smelly cat."

"It's a hyperventilating crazy black smelly cat."

"It's an eye bulging hyperventilating crazy black smelly cat."

"It's a eye twitching eye bulging hyperventilating crazy black smelly cat."

"It's a shaking eye twitching eye bulging hyperventilating crazy black smelly cat."

"It's a-"

"I feel a song coming on!" Naruto shouted, "Smelly Cat, Smeellly Cat why are they feeding you! Smelly Cat, COME ON EVERYBODY!-"

"Shhhh! Shut-up you are toooooo loud!" Lee shouted, "Shhhh! Be quite! Who is that talking? Oh that's me."

"I can fit my fist in my mouth." Kiba whispered as he attempted to stuff his fist in his mouth.

"HAIRY RHINO'S BUTT IT'S-"Naruto started to say

((((+On the front lines….of Sasuke's living room+))))

"T-THERE IT GOES!" Screamed Sasuke.

"It went by too fast I couldn't see it!" replied Kankuro while gripping tightly on the mop with a half cut bucket over his head.

"EEEeeeek!" Screamed Sakura as she swung violently with the pan she held in her hand hitting Gaara in the head instantly knocking him out, "Flying…Fish monkeys get away…from my coconuts." He said as he collapsed to the floor.

"Gaara is down I repeat Gaara is down!" Kakashi said as he whacked the unconscious boy with a stick he'd found a few seconds ago.

"THERE SHE BLOWS!" Yelled Kankuro at the top of his lungs as the quick black figure made its way down into the basement.

"Did...Did you just see that it...it...had claws…CLAWS" Sakura announced as she was shaking with fear or it could be that she ate too much chunky milk cheese but who's to know.

The crazy paranoid group made its way to the top of the basement stairs (Except for Gaara cause you know he's knocked out). Downstairs looked ominous, there was a light flashing on the left side of the basement and spider webs where everywhere.

Then a black shadowy figure started to glide across the basement floor (like from that movie called the grudge and it was making the same noises too!)

Everyone turned pure white as snow. "I think I wet my pants." Kankuro said.

"WATERY GOD OF FISH PASTE! DID YOU SEE THAT?" Kakashi stated the obvious, of course everyone saw that! I know I don't want too.

"Sasuke what is in your basement?" Sasuke said as he addressed himself in a third person view. Sakura passed out and was slowly rolling off the edge of the basement steps.

(((+ With Naruto and co. +)))

"EEEEYAAAA." Shouted Chinese man number one. "Bonzilla is attacking! Bonzilla is attacking!"

"Ummm but not to break the mood or anything here but don't you mean Godzilla?" Naruto asked while scratching the back of his head.

"No, Godzilla is on holiday-"

"In the middle of winter?" Naruto asked while poking man number one.

"No foolish young boy! He's-"

"Well, where is he!" Naruto shouted while twitching his left eye. "I know people!"

"Oookay….."

"What kind of place is called Ooookay?" Naruto replied.

"Actually it's 3 o's not four." Commented the man.

"Whatever…" Naruto said nonchalantly (sp?) (Oooo a long and complicated word!)

"Since Godzilla is 'away' we had to use Bonzilla." Said the guy.

"………" Naruto said….well he really didn't say anything he just stood there with a blank look on his face as a crow flew over head.

"So are you going to help us or not!" Said Chinese man number one as he shook Naruto uncontrollably.

"Look there! It's a hyperventilating radio active hybrid crazy squirrel!" Yelled Naruto as he pointed to an old lady across the street.

"Where! Where?" Asked the man as he looked right and left quickly…a little too quick so quick that his neck should have been broken but it didn't…..

"There in the shadows it's attacking that poor defenseless helpless little girl." Naruto replied.

"Poor stupid and unable to help herself little girl! I will save you from the crazy squirrel!" He ripped open his jacket and ran towards the direction Naruto pointed in. Like a crazy beaver with rabies and howling which was what he'd called his battle cry.

((((+ Up stairs with Sasuke +))))

(Five minutes ago…a rewind!)

They quickly shut the door as the fainted Sakura tumbled down the stairs. "Do you think all three of us needed to shut the door at the same time?" Kankuro said.

"Do you need to always ask such obvious questions?" Kakashi replied while slowly turning towards Kankuro with a spaced-out look.

"What's so ob-"

"Shut up."

"Shouldn't we go help Sakura?" Sasuke questioned as he peaked around from his hiding spot behind the chair even though you could still see him behind the oh so obvious hiding spot.

"Maybe, but first lets-"Kankuro replied without finishing his sentence.

AN/ Alright that's the end of this chapter of this...story...hmmm...well umm you're welcomed to make a review or something...