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Chapter 2: A series of unfortunate events Part One /end echo

((((+ Naruto and co……again +))))

"WHERE IS IT?" Naruto shouted like a mad man as he paced back and forth.

"Where is what?" Lee said as he rubbed the smelly cat.

"Don't play dumb with me! I know what you did last winter!" Naruto yelled while pointing his finger across the street.

"Why are you poin-"

"Shut-up I'll ask the questions here!" Replied the twitching Naruto.

"M-myhandisstuckinmymouth!" Kiba tried to say as he jumped up and down like some little child having a fit.

"What?" Shino said as he walked over to the jumping boy.

"My handisstuck!"

"…….You got smacked by a penguin?"

"MYHANDISSTUCK!"

"You smell like road kill….well I kinda have to agree I mean the past few days wasn't kind-"

"MY-HAND-ISSTUCK!"

Shino took a big breath. "You was…..traveling the high road when some ninja squirrels came and took your launch so then you became constipated and needed to use the bath room until you feel of the cliff into your certain death when a big bird came and took you and you fell again then you died and came back to life by a Mechagangar to play snow ball fight in the middle of June but you didn't so…." Shino took another big breath, "You disrupted the mountain of zululu when the people of the fudge muffins banned you and you became a chicken and then they tried to hunt you and then a Ship came and took you to a different region where you caught a wild mongomastermon and you saved a town until…

(Hour later)

"Well I eat banana bread, banana muffin, banana cucumbers, banana on a stick, banana with a fox, banana on a house with a fox and with a skunk, banana with a-are you listening? Banana on a bard, chocolate banana, beef banana…..

(A day later)

"Did you saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay you like tongue twisters cause I do! Shesellsseashellsbythe-

(A….who's counting anymore..)

"Alright, Lee where was you on the 24th at 3:00 PM?" Naruto asked.

"But wha-"

Suddenly Naruto smacked Lee before he could get his answer out. "Where is Wonda Bread?"

"I don't know! You had it last Chapter!" Lee replied.

"You're lying!" Naruto said as he smacked him with a fish.

"What's two plus two?" Naruto asked as he smacked him with a spider.

"Fou-four!"

"Wrong it doesn't have an answer because it equals a turtle and without the turtle there wouldn't be fudge muffins and without that it couldn't be four when a slice of fish plus pie and a dead snake equals four!"

"Y-you are so right! How could I make that mistake?"

"It's simple Matholigy."

Lee just simply scratched the back of his head wondering….then what does a gopher doing the groovy duck equals…..

"That's it I'm going on a quest to look for Wonda Bread!" Naruto stated, "Wonda Bread where are you! I'm going on a quest to find you! Don't worry Wonda Bread cause I will find the person that stole in the first place!" Naruto sung while running down the street.

------------------------------------------------We interrupt this program to bring you a special report----------------------------------------

"And we're live in 3…2…1…Fudge Muffins!" Said the camera operator as he pointed to the news station crew.

"Today is a tragedy a boy has been viciously attacked by old ladies with really big purses, and here's the scene where it took place. Live with Martha Blackcat." Announced the old news reporter.

(In central Kohona)

"This is the place where the poor boy was attacked by, old ladies. We have received note that they would want to be called the senior squad. Reasons for this attack was unknown, and now here's a clip of the senior squad and this tragedy." Replied Martha

(Plays video tape in high definition graphics, can't beat that!)

"Here you see a simple big headed boy walking down the street delivering some ramen to the most needy people when…when the senior squad attacked. Here you can see the poor boy screaming for mercy as they continued to hit him with really large purses, it just didn't stop." Said Martha as she described the scene. "Now here is the victim."

"I-I-I was…j-just delivering s-some r-r-ramen t-to some p-people and I just s-stopped to ask for directions w-when they attacked I-I was s-soo helpless." Cried the boy.

"It's ok, now let's play the scene in slow motion…..I cannot bare to see this funny- I mean embarrassing video of a poor boy being attacked by the senior squad. If you've seen someone being attacked by the senior squad please call 1-800-IM-CALLING-THIS NUMBER-TO-REPORT-WHAT-I-SAW. Now back to the news reporter at the desk."

(Back at the desk)

"In other news we have life footage surrounding a house that may contain a lost spirit sort of speak. Now with Temari on the scene….Temari!"

(On the front lawns of…..Sasuke's house)

"Yes, we are live as a group of ninjas and civilians crowded around Sasuke's house asking what has Sakura done now. We had an incident when Sakura held Sasuke hostage for 54 hours straight but as they all say that's another story." Temari replied. "I'm here with Gaara. Gaara what happened?"

"They….they tried to steal my coconuts….but I…I couldn't let that happen so….Fudge Muffins." Gaara said as he was hit in the head by a coconut and collapsed again to the floor. Soon people started to throw coconuts and cheese graters through the window.

"Sorry, but where're being attacked and pelted by coconuts and..and….WHAT? Did you see that? Someone just threw a cow and it went over my head, luckily I wasn't hit."

"BATTLE STATIONS BATTLE STATIONS!" Shouted Kakashi as he flipped over a table and hid behind it. Suddenly, the lights in the house turned off and the only thing that was keeping it lit was the lights from out side, it was already night time anyway, about 11:00 P.M

"Oooo are we playing battle ship?" Kankuro said as he walked to where Kakashi was at. "B45 Bingo I win!" Kakashi shouted.

"Nooo! You sunk my toy duck now you're going to pay!" Kankuro said, "H33!"

"You can't do that!"

"Why?"

"Cause it's not Tuesday." Kakashi replied in a matter a fact tone.

"But I'm holding a fish card and five rocks."

"Do you have bread?" Kakashi said pointing his finger at him.

"Yep it's right here!" Kankuro said as he held up a piece of dull bread that glittered in the light.

"WONDA BREAD!" Shouted a voice from afar. Everything was quiet well ok I'm not going to lie everything wasn't quiet people was still throwing stuff through the window and it was really loud like a truck back firing but how would they know what a truck back firing would sound like th-…..just back to the story.

Suddenly, someone came crashing into the window and tackled Kankuro.

"What is that? Was it a dead cat…..oh it's only Naruto." Temari said as she did a soccer kick to a coconut that was heading her way and kicked it out of the window.

"Wonda Bread! NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo-"Naruto shouted after the bread as it was heading for the basement door.

(Five minutes later)

"Noooooooooooooooooo-"Naruto still shouted as everything turned into slow motion.

(1 hour later)

"Nooooooooooooo…..Hey it wasn't that long!" Naruto yelled.

Alright, alright….rewind!

(42 words and one number ago)

"Wonda Bread! NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo-"Naruto shouted after the bread as it slid under the basement door.

"No! Bo-Bo-Bo I have failed you!" He shouted to the sky…well he really shouted to the ceiling. "FUDGE MUFFINS!" The boy shouted painfully as a cheese grater hit the back of his head taking a chunk of his hair out. "I WILL AVENGE YOU WONDA BREAD….AVENGE YOU I SHALL!"

"Shut-up!" Sasuke replied as he threw a lamp at Naruto which was conveniently located next to his foot. "Do you want it to hear you?"

"It what?"

"That thing in my basement!" Sasuke replied as Kakashi and Kankuro was playing some sort of card game. "Stubby t-rex break his two shields!" Kankuro said in the background.

"That THING has my Wonda bread! And because of this I will form the Anti-Mecha bird force 4 ½!" Naruto blurted out as he pointed to Sasuke's locked basement door.

Naruto ran to the door and began kicking it.

"What are you doing? That's my door! I just finish panting it!"

"Whatcha talk' in about Sasuke."

"I just, that's m-"

"Die upper social class!" Naruto yelled blindly as he finishes kicking down the door. It slid down the dark death defying basement steps (Heh, Death defying….who thought of that one……oh yeah me)

"IT'S TIME FOR……"

"You to shut-up…"

"A CENIMATIC FIGHT SCENE!" Naruto shouted as he ran courageously down the basement steps fearing no man……well he really tripped over a lady bug and fell down the steps and screaming like a one year old little girl, but my lie sounded much better.

(With Temari on the front lines of Sasuke's window which is conveniently located next to the bathroom)

"I don't know how long I'll last but it's 12:05 and they're still not letting up." She said as she dodged a coconut. Look we need back up I repeat I need back up, so if anyone is watching this get down here and- Hey watch it! If you throw that at me one more time! That's it I'm going ninja!" Temari shouted as her clothes turned into all black and she wore a mask that covered exactly 70 of her face…see, see I made a chart proving that it covers 70 of her face…or maybe was it 80...and her eyes turned light green.

She jumped out of the window and breaking it in the process the words HEY YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT TEMARI was heard from down stairs.

Suddenly, a coconut hit the Camera guy and he passed out leaving the camera to drop to the floor.

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Stay tuned for the next headlines- What has Sakura done now! Where is Sasuke and the Climatic fight scene featuring Naruto Uzumaki which will be available on VHS and DVD on the 9th

We hope you enjoyed tonight's chapter stay tuned for a series of unfortunate events Part 2/end echo. If you missed this chapter catch it again at 7:00 pm Pacific, 8:00 pm Eastern and for those people that don't know where they're at you can catch this chapter again at 13:00 PM Where am I at time.

AN/ Sooooooooooo Long Folks!

PS: Sorry for the loooooooooooooooong update I wasn't feeling too well.