Disclaimer: I don't own Jimmy Neutron, though I wish I did… my friend Cindy Jones owns "You and Me…Then"…
Author's Notes… Cindy wrote this about her relationship with her boyfriend Jimmy…
To answer a question, yes there will be J/C and S/L but not a ton. I've tried to make this sound like an episode as best as I can. On With the Fic!
Early Tuesday morning, (the second day in the house), Sheen leans out to get the newspaper, and sees something odd outside next to the paper…
"Hey Jimmy, remember the thingies that were so cute but dangerous?" wonders Sheen.
"Huh?" says Jimmy, who is tinkering with a metallic box.
"They had a funny name with something with a P or something like that." trails off Sheen
" Look, Sheen, I don't know what your talking about, so just show me it" replies Jimmy, and gets up
Sheen opens the door and shows Jimmy the pink-blue looking thing.
"TWONKIE!" yells Jimmy in astonishment.
"Oh yeah," says Sheen, "I knew it was something like that"
Meanwhile in Cindy's room, Cindy is again writing in her journal, and Libby is on her laptop.
"Hey, Cin, I've been listening to this song, and I think it sounds like you and Jimmy's relationship."
"Big Brain and I only have a mortal enemies relationship," responds Cindy angrily.
"Uh huh" says Libby skeptically. "Just listen, okay?"
Libby unplugs the headphones from the laptop and is ready to play it when Cindy interrupts abruptly.
"Libs, I want a drink of water first. I'll be right back"
Cindy bumps into Jimmy going to the kitchen.
"Cindy, I have to tell you something"
"Look, Spewtron, I've got nothing to say to you except this." GOOD BYE"
Cindy gets her drink and heads back to her room.
"Ready?" grinned Libby.
"As ready as I'll ever be", sighed Cindy
The music starts.
I used to be your enemy
But now that I can truly see…
CRUNCH.
Sheen, Carl and Jimmy fall through the door.
"Shut the music off, Libby!", Carl shrieks in horror.
"Why Carl," "I like this song."
…. The person that you used to be
Is suddenly now clear to me
" TWONKY!" yelled Jimmy
"Oh."
Libby shuts off the song, but it's too late. The once-adorable TWONKY is now a hideous drooling monster.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" the five of them scream in unison.
"Quick, there's a door at the end of the hall," breathes Jimmy.
"Where does it lead, queries Carl, who is out of breath.
"Any port in a storm " mutters Cindy, and they rush out of the door.
On the other side of the door is a pool deck. They don't notice this and they fall into the pool. Splash. Sheen, Libby, and Carl fall, but Cindy falls on top of Jimmy. This leads to the inevitable blushing and arguing, once they come out of the pool.
"Vortex!" screams Jimmy " Could that have been any more planned!"
"My fault! Excuse me, but you should have warned me about that stupid Twonky.
"Hello, what do you think I was trying to do when you brushed me off!" growls Jimmy.
"Hey, Guys…" wavers Libby, "Maybe you can stop FLIRTING for a moment to remember that there's an evil mutant space thingy CHASING US!"
"SHELTER! " yells Sheen, and runs to the cabana and changing area. The small structure is hardly the safest place.
Inside of the changing area are packages labeled with everyone's names on them. When opened, they reveal new bathing suits and notes that say
Hey Guys,
We have these bathing suits in case you weren't
Expecting the house to have a pool.
We asked your parents what colors you would like
Hoping you enjoy this experience
Sincerely
Reality KidsCindy unwraps hers to reveal a green bikini top and shorts. Libby's is a raspberry-colored tankini and sarong. Jimmy's, Sheen's and Carl's have the same design, but have different patterns. Jimmy's is silver with emc squared, Sheen's is aqua and has ultra lord all over it. Carl's is yellow and has llamas on it. The girls and boys change, eager to get out of the sopping wet clothes.
"Cindy, I wanted to say-Uhduhhh", drools Jimmy.
"Mmmph. Some major flirting going on today." Says Libby under her breath.
"Look, Jim, Can't you remember what made them go away," quivers Carl.
"Yeah, Sheen's horrible singing."
"Hey. I don't sing bad." "I sing like a pro", argues Sheen.
" If you are going to insult me, I won't sing." said Sheen
The minutes tick by, and Sheen refuses to sing.
"Okay. I'll do it!". "But what should I sing?"
" I don't know… anything just HURRY! Screams Carl, who is in a panic.
"Come on Sheen, SING before our house and reality show careers go down the toilet", whines Libby.
"Fine." "But… only if you kiss me", smiled Sheen devilishly.
"Okay," says Libby so softly that it's barely audible.
Libby moves to Sheen and kisses him on the lips quickly. Sheen ducks out of the pool house in a haze.
MAAAARRRY HAAD A LIIIITTTLEEE LAAAAMMMMBBBB
LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE LAMB
WITH FLEEEECE AS WHIIIIIITTTEEE AS SNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
This continues until morning hits. Sheen is exhausted and
The Twonky starts to shrink. It returns to its normal state of cuteness. Jimmy rushes out and captures it into a large plastic Tupperware.
"Hold this". Jimmy hands the container to Cindy and rushes inside to retrieve a small red and white rocket and some gray duct tape. He tapes the container to the rocket and launches it quickly and without fuss.
"Where'd you send it, Jim?" asked Carl.
"I sent it to some coordinates to their home world" sighs Jimmy.
" I don't know about you guys, But I need some sleep after being up all this time" yawns Libby.
"Wait, Libby," "Can you transfer that song to my CD player so I can hear the song that we were listening to before this drama happened, asked Jimmy and Cindy at the same time.
"Sure, whatever you two lovebirds, I'll do it now.
The song is transferred to the CDs and when everyone falls asleep, Cindy and Jimmy have their headphones on and are listening.
I used to be your enemy
But now that I can truly see…
"Well Neutron," Jimmy thought silently to himself.. " There goes my chance of ever getting cin-AAAH what am I thinking!"
…. The person that you used to be
Is suddenly now clear to me
"Hmm. It's like this song was written for me" mutters Cindy under her breath.
I liked it when you trip and fall
And now I wait for your call
" I don't get this, why do these lyrics look like something from a soundtrack of my life" they say in unison.
Cindy writes in her notebook a reminder to ask Libby who wrote this, and stares blearily at the digital clock. It's 9:00 pm. She falls asleep with the song ringing in her ears
Thursday starts with a long line for the bathroom. Libby is taking a shower and the line is Carl, Sheen, Jimmy and Cindy. The line proceeds quickly and pretty soon; it's Cindy's turn.
"Hurry Up! I want to use the bathroom before I'm old enough to collect SOCIAL SECURITY!" yells Jimmy in frustration
"Keep your shirt on, I'm going" Cindy responds crossly.
She comes out and scowls angrily at him. Jimmy steps in, and Cindy and Libby hear a shriek.
"Used up the hot water, Cindy?"
"Yep. One would assume so, anyway"
Libby looks at her funny. "Did you listen to the song?"
"Yeah, It was OK, why do you ask?"
"No reason. None at all", says Libby wistfully