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Chapter 3: Cinematic Fight Scene Go!
Last time our hero Naruto was sent tumbling down the dark stairs by tripping over a lady bug, well let us see what happens next.
Naruto landed with a loud thud on the cold, grey, concrete basement floor.
"Ouch!" Said the boy as he rubbed his head and looked back up at the basement steps.
"Time to go save Wonda Bread!" He said as he instantly jumped up and began to brush himself off. Naruto then began to look at his surroundings, all he could barely see was old boxes and that was it.
"I can't see a thing….well guess I'll keep walking forward." He said as he continued to walk forward but with each step he took it got darker and darker.
"Hmmm…..by what I suspect I am totally…..lost….Lost!" He said as he began to strain his eyes so that he can find the least bit of light, "How can anyone's basement be this big! I should have run into a wall by now!"
Suddenly Naruto tripped over a bunch of old boxes. The boy looked closely at what he had tripped over so close that his nose was touching the boxes.
"That box smells funny, anyway where is Wonda Bread?" Naruto shouted as he continued to walk farther into the darkness.
Soon he found a small light coming from the back of Sasuke's basement. Naruto's face lit up as he ran towards the light.
When he finally got to the light it was really a small fire in a small cove in the wall and next to it was a generator.
"I've been expecting you!" Called a voice from behind.
"Where is Wonda Bread?" Naruto replied as he pointed his finger at the shadowy figure.
"I…I…I…don't have this Wonda bread of which you speak!" It replied.
"Gimme Wonda Bread!"
"But I don't have your-"
"I know you have it!" Naruto demanded
"Look I don't-"
"Then what's that in your pocket!" Naruto said as he pointed to him again.
"Curse you boy!" It said while holding up its fist, "I don't have any pockets!"
"I knew you had it!" Naruto said as he got into fighting stance completely ignoring the shadowy figure.
"Are you even listening to me?" It replied.
"Cinematic Fight Scene Go!" Said voices in the background
Naruto began to charge at the shadowy figure and began to throw multiple shuriken at it, but the figure was too quick and it dodged by jumping up in the air and hitting his head on the ceiling.
"Ouch stupid ceiling!" It mumbled as it began to do hand signs. A long sword flowing with energy and darkness was coming out of the ground. The shadow figure quickly jumped down and grabbed the sword.
"Now I got you!" It replied as he appeared behind Naruto and slicing him in half using his sword. A smile appeared on its face…. not that you could see its face.
"That was too easy." It said as it placed the sword on his shoulder and turned around.
"Looking for me?" Naruto shouted as he was upside down on the ceiling.
"WHAT?" It replied as it turned to look at the Naruto he had thought he'd slice in half but all he saw was a puff of fading smoke.
"Ha, Ha!" Naruto said as he fell from the ceiling landing a solid kick to the shadowy figure's face.
It stumbled back trying to recover from that blow to the face. Naruto then saw this as a chance to attack him while he's recovering so he began to run towards it again.
"Now I got you!" He said as he neared the figure, but he suddenly tripped over a string that was tied to both ends of the basement.
"What?" Naruto said as he looked at the string. The figure had another string in his hand and pulled on it causing an huge explosion which blew a hole through the basement's ceiling.
((((+ Up Stairs Where ever Sasuke is at +))))
"WHAT? MY FLOOR!" Sasuke shouted as he looked at the smoldering hole in his floor. Soon a clock fell down from above, it was hanging on to a cord and was flashing 3:30 A.M
Lee then came through Sasuke's window.
"Yo!" Lee said as he jumped in through the broken window
"Yo?" Sasuke repeated.
"Hey." Shikamaru said as he followed behind Lee.
"There's a door you know!" Sasuke yelled at Shikamaru as he pointed to the door.
"I know, I would have came through the door but the author made me come through the window." Shikamaru simply replied as he went to Sasuke's kitchen.
"What-"
"Hey do you have any eggs?" Shikamaru asked while cutting Sasuke off on what he was about to say.
"Yeah, ummm on the side." Sasuke replied.
"Ok thanks." Shikamaru said as he continued to raid Sasuke's refrigerator.
"Hey wait a sec why are you in my refrigerator?" Sasuke questioned as he was about to go into the kitchen.
"Your place is a mess Sasuke, clean it up!" Lee yelled.
"What?" He replied while turning to face Lee with a spaced out glare.
(((( + With Kakashi and Kankuro + ))))
"No No No! You can't do that!" Kankuro exclaimed, "What is your problem?"
"What is your problem." Kakashi repeated as he finished shuffling the deck of cards and placed them on the table.
"You've cheated for the 17th time! How can you summon a beast that needs 24 power points with just one card that's worth 2 points and another card that's worth 4!" Kankuro tried to explain.
"Because if you put 2 and 4 together it looks like 24." He replied while picking up seven cards and putting it in his hand.
"That's it I'm tired of you cheating!" Kankuro yelled.
"Bring it on fish paste!" Kakashi yelled.
(((( + Back with Sasuke + ))))
"People have been throwing all sorts of things in my house and the windows are broken because of that and now I got a giant hole in the middle of my floor!" Sasuke yelled
"I bet Kiba can buff that hole that's in the middle of your floor right out and make it as good as new!" Lee said, "Clean up your house!"
"I can't, it'll take a long time!" Sasuke shouted.
"I would help but I gotta go to band practice." Shikamaru suddenly said as he dragged Gaara into the room while holding a bunch of eggs.
"I will accompany you." Lee said as he jumped over to where Shikamaru was at and picked up Gaara and they both walked out of Sasuke's house through a hole in the wall.
"What was that?" Sasuke questioned as he heard a loud noise coming from the living room and ran towards where the noise was last heard.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked.
"Uhhh nothing." Kankuro and Kakashi said in unison as a chicken holding a grenade ran out of the house.
"I'm back!" Naruto exclaimed as he came up the basement stairs and walked over towards the group of staring people.
"What?" He asked
"Did you get a new hair cut?" Kakashi asked
"Um Naruto…" Kankuro began to say.
"What?" Naruto asked again.
"Uh, never mind."
"Never mind what Sasuke?" Naruto yelled.
"I wasn't talking…" Sasuke replied, "Wait a sec, why is everyone still in my house?"
"I think someone's being mister grumpy pants." Naruto said while eating a sandwich.
"Ouch my head." Sakura mumbled as she came up the basement stairs.
"Huh?" Naruto said as he looked at Sakura, "Is that Wonda Bread?"
"Stop talking with your mouth full you getting spit all over my face and get out of my house!" Sasuke yelled while wiping his face off.
Suddenly Naruto dropped the sandwich and ran towards Sakura and tackled her.
"What are you doing Naruto?" The group questioned.
"I got it!", Naruto said as he held up a piece of bread, "Wonda Bread! I feel like dancing!"
"Naruto get off!" Sakura yelled while punching him in the head.
"Alright guys this chapter is done let's go." Naruto stated while rubbing his cheek against the bread and making his way towards the window.
"What a waste of chapter." Kankuro said as he walked out of the hole in Sasuke's wall.
"Naruto you better not climb out that window!" Sasuke warned.
"Make Me!" He shouted back.
"What did you say?" Sasuke said as he ran over towards Naruto and put him in a head lock.
"Ack! I can't breath. Take this pineapple!" Naruto screamed as he threw his bread at Sasuke.
"I got bread crumbs in my eye!" He screamed as he tried to get the pieces of bread out of his eye.
Naruto then leaped out of the window.
"What's the point of this chapter again? I only appeared at the end!" Sakura yelled.
"Ahahahaha!" Kakashi laughed for no reason at all as he walked off of the scene.
"Why am I even here? I'm not even in this chapter." Neji said.
"Randomness alert twenty-four seven baby!" Naruto stated as he peaked his head through the window.
"What ever let's go home I'm getting tired." Sakura said as she walked towards the door.
"Get out of my house out, out, OUT!" Sasuke yelled.
"What ever mister grumpy pants." Naruto replied.
"You're already out side! Everyone else out!"
"Cry baby." Neji said as he walked out the door along with Sakura.
"I'm not crying! I just got bread in my eye." Sasuke replied, "And everyone stay out!"
Sasuke then slammed the door shut which caused the door to fall off the hinges and his out side wall completely fell down revealing the inside of his house.
"Just end the chapter." Sasuke said as he opened up the door and closed it quietly behind him and walked down the path towards the others as the last piece of wall that was supporting the door crumbled and fell down.
AN/ Poor Sasuke's house oh well, this chapter was sponsored by…..
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Stay tuned for other chapters like When a Person You Don't Know Unexpectingly Calls, Sasuke Ketchum, OBJECTION! and many more.
Me: lfsxdfg…..Ouch what's your problem!
Sasuke: What's your problem! You messed my house up!
Me: No I didn't!
Naruto: Look Grumpy pants it's not her fault I blame the economic society with their harsh favoritism and loud rap music!
Sasuke: Who asked you!
Naruto: You did now pay up! Funding for the anti-mecha bird force four ½ isn't cheap!
Sasuke: Look Naruto iusjda
Naruto: What?
Sasuke: UHdapoijai
Naruto: I knew you had a speech problem!
Sasuke: juisandpo….. Would you quit hitting me!
Me: whistles Look Sasuke you're holding up the chapter and my fingers are cramping!
Naruto: eating a sandwich Yeah, her fingers are cramping!
Sasuke: Sure lets all blame me!
Naruto: Ok, I blame you!
Me: Alright, alright that's it Pulls down a red curtain with the words 'The End' on it Alright, The End!
Naruto: Still your fault Sasuke!
Sasuke: Naruto!