Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story! Although it would be nice...
Its the next morning and it was a rough night. The G-boys plus the 2 girls were up fighting, so now everyone is asleep.
Zechs: Now is the time! We must attack them while they are sleeping!
Soilder #1: Um sir?
Zechs: What is it now!
Soilder #1: Isn't that cheating?
Zechs: Not for me it isn't! Now get on with your duty!
Soilder #1: Yes sir!
Zechs: Never have I been placed with such idoits! How can they call themselves soilders!
Soilder #2: Sir! We have the cannon in place!
Soilder #3: Ready to fire!
Zechs: Fire!
Soilder #1: Sir!
There is a breif silence before the sky fills with light and an explosion occurs.
Soilder #2: Target, um...
Zechs: What is it?
Soilder #3: Maybe you should have a look at this?
Zechs: Now what? Put it up on screen!
(His face fills with shock as he sees a hole in the ground in front of the house and a shield becoming transparent once again)
Zechs: Why can't my plans ever go right?
Soilder #1: Sir, we are being paged, should I put it up on screen?
Zechs: Why not? Go ahead.
Duo: Well well well, what do we have here?
Kaira: I would say a VERY fustrated captain that can't destroy his target!
Hippie: Its a good thing I activated this thing before the all-out battle began in the house.
Zechs: You just wait! I'll get you anoying kids! You just wait!
Wufei: We've been waiting but we have seen nothing from you!
Heero: If you had been carefully planing out your plans, you might of been able to catch us off guard.
Trowa: And this is coming from the master planner.
Zechs: Isn't there supposed to be another one of you?
Duo: Well you see...
Kaira: He's a little busy right now...
Hippie: I still think you guys could of went easier on him!
Wufei: We didn't do anything too bad.
Heero: Well, maybe using him as a pinata was a little to much.
Trowa: But hey, he seems to be doing fine now!
Hippie: You call laying in bed all bruised up and junk fine!
Kaira: Pleeeease...Its not that bad Hippie, he's only got one...
Duo: And besides, he stayed up all night last night, thats why he's still in bed.
Zechs: I don't mean to interupt your nice conversation, but I do have some more business to take care of.
Duo: Well in that case, Bu-Bye now! (cancles the call)
Soilder #3: I have Your Excelency on the line sir!
Zechs: Thats just great! Remind me later to order a cake with roses on it for him later.
Soilder #2: And why is that sir, if I may ask?
Zechs: To get him to forgive my actions and take me off probation!
Soilder #1: Oh is that all...?
Zechs: Don't make me shoot you...
(Back in the house)
Trowa: Now with Zechs out of the way, what should we do now?
Kaira: We did make a mess of the house. Maybe we should clean it.
Hippie: I think that would be a good idea, since you guys terrorized him last night.
Duo: I wasn't all of us..
Heero: You better not start blaming us for it.
Kaira: Wufei started it all...he jumped Heero.
Wufei: I did not start it! I wouldn't of tackled him if you guys weren't...umm
Hippie: Weren't what...picking on you?
Trowa: And you wonder why they do it.
Heero: But all of this wouldn't of happened if it wasn't for the twins over there.
-Duo and Kaira stop in their tracks-
Wufei: Thats right! We owe them big time for what they did to us.
Hippie: Shouldn't we clean up before starting anything?
Trowa: Yeah, you guys are still dressed up or down..you're just plain dirty.
Heero: You still want to die?
Duo: Well, we'll be seeing you then!
Kaira: Ta-ta for now!
Person: You're not going anywhere.
-Both turn around and meet eyes with Quatre-
Kaira: Oi, Quatre! Don't scare me like that.
Hippie: Don't let them escape!
Duo: Whoa, gotta run!
Quatre jumps on Duo's back, causing him to fall to the floor. Heero gives Quatre a hand in trying to tie up Duo. Kaira tries to run away, but Duo grabs her foot.
Kaira: Nooo, Duo!
Duo: Don't leave me!
Kaira: I'll come back and save you! Let me go!
Duo: You won't! You'll leave me to die!
Kaira: DUO!
Duo: fine...-sob-
She turns to run, but slams into Wufei. Hippie is quick to block the 'back' way.
Kaira: Oh hi Wufei!
Wufei: And where do you think you are going?
Hippie: Obviously nowhere.
Kaira: I just can't win...-sob sob- I...I surrender..
Hippie: Yey, we win! Now lets knock them out so they can't escape while we go clean ourselves up. -Finishes Tying Up Kaira-
Heero: Good idea.
Trowa: Wow, that went down in 10 mins! I think thats a new record!
Duo: Trowa -sniff- my fellow time keeper..please help me..
Trowa: No.
Duo: I was afraid of that..
Wufei: Trowa, you get to knock them out since you had no part in capturing them.
Trowa: Okay, just let me get a hammer..
Kaira: H-h-hey...its not reeaally that important. I promise we won't escape!
Hippie: Sorry, I can't trust your word.
Kaira: waaahh!
Trowa: I couldn't find a hammer, but I found this iron skillet instead.
Duo: This is gonna hurt!
Kaira: Ya think?
Quatre: Okay, the bathroom is open.
Hippie: There you are! Well, we could just have guards since Trowa and Quatre are clean.
Kaira: Yes yes!
Duo: Please?
Heero: Fine.
Wufei: I still want to hit Duo though.
Kaira: Thats fine! Just don't hurt me!
Duo: HEY!
Kaira: Sorry Bro!
Heero: Hurry up, we don't have all day.
Wufei: Lights out Duo. -Hits Duo in the back of the head with the pan-
Duo: -Falls over-
Kaira: It was nice knowing ya bud!
Hippie: You're supposed to say that before he's ko'ed.
Heero: Okay, I'm going.
Wufei: See you guys later.
Hippie: Call us if you need any help.
Quatre: The trouble maker is knocked out. I don't think we will need help.
Trowa: But we will call if we need it.
-Hippie, Heero, and Wufei head upstairs-
Quatre: Now what?
Trowa: Well, we could torture Kaira.
Kaira: Heh heh heh, that doesn't sound fun..
Quatre: Maybe not for you.
Trowa: Hmm, lets see. What can we do to get back at her...?
(In Duo's Dream)
Duo: I'm the happiest guy in the world! -sitting at a table full of cakes, candy, pies..etc-
Voice: Duuuuuuoooooo...
Duo: Hmm?
Voice: Duuuoooooooo...
Duo: Ah..who is it?
Voice: Come to the kitchen Duuuoooooo..
Duo: Um...ok!
-He walks through the door to the kitchen-
Duo: -gasp!- Oh no! This is a nightmare!
-The kitchen is bare..there is nothing good to eat in the whole room-
Duo: But my table of dreamy treats..-turns to look back at the table-NOOOOO! WHERE DID THEY ALL GO!
Vocie: Payback!
Duo: -turns around- Hee-Heero?
Heero: No more good food for you.
Duo: NOOO!
Wufei: Want a carrot?
Duo: NOO!
Trowa: How about..Broccoli?
Duo: WAAHH! -tries to run- I..I'm tied up! I can't move!
Quatre: Here, try some celery!
Duo: Stay away! No no no!
Hippie: Come on! It won't hurt you...I promise! -Evil Grin-
Duo: Ahh! REVENGE OF THE EVIL VEGIES!
And that is the end of the chapter..yey..I bet you readers are glad. I might update soon, maybe not this story but the other one, or a new one. I dunno yet. Review Plz! I'll love you forever if you do! Thank You!