-1Okay, this chapie is from Snape's point of view.
Dear thingy,
This is just great thatI get to get time out of my day to write to myself simply because the headmaster said "All the staff will keep a lovely diary!" Of course, Minerva argued against it (I was to surprised to say anything, but she argued enough for the both of us, so I don't feel so bad.) I might as well make a use for you so here goes:
My employer's beard is purple, his hair is pink, and he keeps throughing potion ingredients at my bloody walls! Oh yes, I'm sure this will get me to be fairer to Gryffindor not..I love Kaitlind! Hey wait, where did that come from? Darn that Dumbledore! Now I can't even lie to myself! Conversation in the Staff Room about 'Dumbledore Illness'
Minerva: This is ridiculous! How in the name of Merlin could he do this?
Me: I'll just put today was awful, Potter messed up another potion. Which will most likely be one hundred percent true.
Minerva: I still have two hundred papers to grade!
Filius: I'm sure the students won't feel a terrible loss if they don't get their papers back tomorrow Min.
Minerva and myself: It's Minerva!
Poppy: Awww. You two look so cute when your agreeing!
Insert two bricks flying at Poppy's head here
Insert all still conscious teachers backing away from us here
And now Dumbledore comes running in screaming like a sissy.
Minerva: Albus what is it
Dumbledore: I want chocolate!
Minerva: Great
Dumbledore: I want you to get me chocolate!
Minerva: That's great.
Dumbledore: Get me chocolate now!
Minerva: Oh! You want chocolate?
Dumbledore: nods
Minerva: Alright! Go away and ask me again in ten years. Not saying I'll give it to you.
Dumbledore runs out crying.
Me: Serves him right.
Minerva: Severus!
Me: What?
Minerva: Stop doing my job!
I hide all the Gryffindor Transfiguration essays behind my back now. All of which I gave a D. Then we go at it and once I got back from the hospital wing I started writing this.
I love Kaitlind!
Still scaring myself,
Severus Snape