-1Dumbledore's office:
"Minnie, read me a story!" Dumbledore pleaded.
"It's Minerva, and fine. Long ago…In a place far, far away…there lived a- Oh who cares! There lived a barmy old codger who annoyed his Deputy day and night. She wanted to kill him but if she did she would get arrested so she tied him to a tree, got some friends to help her levitate the tree into a river, then he fell down a waterfall into an ocean and since he couldn't swim he eventually drowned and died. The End." she said.
"That didn't have a happy ending! Someone died!" Dumbledore sulked.
Minerva rolled her eyes "Oh wait I missed a part. The tree married a salt shaker then they went to the codgers funeral and did the hokey pokey. There."
Dumbledore pouted.
"And they all wore pink."
"Yay!"
And over here…..
"Sooooo….."
"Soooo…"
"Soooo…."
"It's Sunday!" Kat exclaimed "Isn't it great?"
"Yeah, It's one day before Monday which is when all the young witches and wizards flood in and we have know idea what we're going to do. Plus the headmaster has the brain compasity of a two-year-old!" Rita said.
"Think the students will notice?" Hannah asked.
"He shouts 'kazoo' every fifteen minutes, and does the chicken dance every four! I think they'll notice." Carol awnsered.
"Oh, right.." Kat said. Sure enough……
"Albus! Stop doing that bloody dance!"
Ameilie: It's Mouse!
Kyra Goddess: Yeah…I tend to do that.
KaitsSlytherin: That depends on what you think hot is.
GahhMinerva: I confused you? That's great!