Axel, do the disclaimer.
Axel: No
Do it or you get no sex tonight.
Axel: Robin owns no one but herself. She also does not own RHPS.
Was that so hard?
Axel: The things I do for sex...

Sora, Riku, Kairi, and their friends were sitting around Merlin's house in Radiant Garden being bored. Sora had the bright idea to watch a movie. With an evil grin, Riku pulled out a copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since they had nothing else to do, they watched it.

2 ½ hours later…

"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAIINNN!" Sora yelled, much to the annoyance of the others. Suddenly there was a large burst of smoke. When it cleared, they were no longer in Merlin's house, but in a huge auditorium with a stage. A young woman on the rafters began to sing.

"I have brought you/ to the seat of sweet music's throne… Oops, wrong show!" She grabbed a conveniently placed rope and slid down it, landing in front of the group.

"Who are you?" Leon asked. The woman smirked.

"I am The Authoress, known by many as Seraphanya. You, however, may call me Robin. I have brought you here because we were all bored, and now I shall make you….Perform a live version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!" There were many groans at this, since none of the boys wanted to dress in drag.

"Now, I'll need to call some more friends, first," Robin said. Snapping her fingers, there were two puffs, then Roxas and Naminé stood there beside their counterparts.

"What the..?" Sora asked, looking at his Nobody.

"Don't worry; I'll put them back when we're done with the play. However," Robin added, "We still are missing some friends…" She snapped her fingers again, and the next instant Axel, Demyx, and Zexion stood there.

"You…but…you're dead!" Sora exclaimed, looking between the Organization members. Robin smirked.

"I'm the Authoress. I have the power of life and death and romance over them—and you. For example…" She snapped her fingers and suddenly Axel ran over to her and kissed her…HARD. After a minute, she managed to snap her fingers again and Axel calmed down.

"WELL! I'll make good use of THAT power, let me assure you!" She said breathlessly.

The others were staring at the two of them in shock. Robin ignored them.

"Now, for the cast and costumes," She said. "Frank will be played by…Riku!" With another snap of her fingers, Riku was in costume. The silver-haired teen groaned, but looked resigned to his fate. Robin smirked. "Rocky will be SORA!" SNAP! "Riff-Raff…DEMYX!" SNAP! "Magenta…..KAIRI!" SNAP! "Brad…ROXAS!" SNAP! "Janet…NAMINÉ!" SNAP! "Eddie/Dr. Scott….AXEL!" SNAP! "The Criminologist….Zexion!" SNAP! "Extras… Leon, Aerith, Yuffie, Cid, Cloud, Merlin, and Tifa!" SNAP! Now everyone was in costume, looking around bemusedly.

"You forgot Columbia," Zexion remarked snidely. Axel's eyes widened. He realized JUST what was gonna happen. He smirked.

"No, I didn't," Robin replied, grinning at Axel's expression. With a snap, her own clothes became Columbia's costume. "NOW we're ready for the show!"