Axel, do the disclaimer again please.
Axel: Fine...Robin owns nothing in this execpt herself and some of the lines.
Thanks, love :)

Roxas, Naminé, and the extras were now on stage, which was remodeled to look like the exterior of a church.

"Do we HAVE to do this?" Roxas asked.

"YES," replied Robin. "Now, the words you need to sing will appear on the huge screen I made out of no-where so don't worry about memorizing anything. Suddenly she gasped. "Oh, SHIT! I forgot the Famous Singing Lips!" With a snap, the curtain went down and her clothes had changed to a sparkly evening gown. She snapped her fingers, and some music started. Riku, who had extensive experience with live showings of RHPS, had been whispering something to the others who began to grin insanely. Robin began to sing.

"Michael Rennie was ill, the day the Earth stood still, but he told us where we stand"

At this point, every member of the Kingdom Hearts cast yelled out, "ON OUR FEET!" Robin blinked and snapped, pausing the music.

"So, you want to add in the audience participation, eh? Fine!" So Robin sang the opening song, with everyone else yelling out random and occasionally inappropriate phrases, thanks to Riku. By the end, everyone was laughing so hard they could barely breathe.

"Now," gasped Robin, "Back to the wedding. Places, people."

((AUTHOR'S NOTE: from now on, bold means that it's something people not in the scene are yelling (such as audience participation). Regular means it's something someone in the scene is saying out of character and italics is something in character. Got it? Good! Oh, it will also be in script format. Bite me.))

Leon, who was playing Ralph Hapshatt for this scene, walked to the front of the stage with Roxas.

Leon: Well, I guess we really did it, huh? God, that sounded wrong….

Robin: Shut up! It's supposed to sound wrong!

Roxas playfully punched Leon in the shoulder. Leon returned the gesture a little harder than necessary.

Random people in audience (RPIA): Asshole fight! Asshole fight!

Roxas: I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher course.

Riku:They shouldn't have used superglue as a contraceptive!

Leon: That's the only reason I even took that course! Great, so I'm playing someone who's a bloody moron that probably doesn't even know how to read.

Robin: Shush! He's only in the show for maybe 10 minutes!

Yuffie (Who's playing Betty): Alright, I'm throwing the bouquet!

RPIA: Who's got STDs? Who's got STDs?

Naminé: This is sooooo degrading…I got it! I got it!

Leon: Looks like it could be your turn next, huh? God, why must we do this?

Robin: Because I said so dammit!

(Everyone leaves except Roxas and Naminé)

Naminé: Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful?

RPIA: NO!

Naminé: Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?

RPIA: NO!

Naminé: Oh, I can't believe that an hour ago she was plain old Betty Monroe, and now...

Robin: She's a married whore!

Naminé: …now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

Riku: Same thing!

Roxas: How would we know? We weren't at the damn wedding, the show cut that out!

Robin: glares

Roxas: Uh, I mean…Hey, Janet?

Naminé: Yes, Brad?

Roxas: I've got something to say.

Robin: SAY IT ASSHOLE!

Roxas: I really loved the...

Robin: STARTS WITH AN S

Riku: TRY SKILLFUL, MORON!

Roxas: ...skillful way...

Robin and Riku: WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS!

Roxas: ...you beat the girls...

Axel the Sex-Crazed Perv: With whips and chains?

Roxas: …to the bride's bouquet!

Axel: Aw, damn!

(Music starts)

Roxas (Singing): The river was deep, but I swam it.

RPIA: JANET.

Roxas: The future is ours so let's plan it.

RPIA: JANET.

Roxas: So please don't tell me to can it.

RPIA: JANET.

Roxas: There's one thing to say and that's

RPIA: DAMN IT! JANET! LET'S GO SCREW!

Roxas: damn it! Janet! I love you! The road was long, but I ran it.

RPIA: JANET.

Roxas: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it.

RPIA: JANET.

Roxas: If there's one fool for you then I am it.

RPIA: JANET.

Roxas: I have one thing to say and that's damn it! Janet! I love you!

(Roxas draws a heart on the church door)

Riku: ONLY ASSHOLES WRITE ON CHURCH DOORS.

Roxas: Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker.

RPIA: HE'S A QUEEN!

Roxas: There's three ways that love can grow. That's good, bad, or mediocre.

Robin: No, that's Gay, Straight, and Bisexual! Now spell slut!

Roxas: J-A-N-E-T I love you so!

After that, the rest of the song passed without incident (go look up the lyrics if your curious.)

With a snap of Robin's fingers, the scene changed to that of an office:

Zexion: Why the hell am I the neck-less bastard?

Robin: Because I said so!

Zexion: Fine. I would like,

RPIA: YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU?

Zexion: if I may,

YOU MAY.

Zexion: to take you

Random Zexion Fangirl: Take me! Take me!

Zexion: heh, I could get used to this… on a strange journey.

RPIA: HOW STRANGE WAS IT?

Zexion: It seemed a fairly ordinary night, when Brad Majors, and his fiancee' Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton, that late November evening

Robin: That's not strange!

Zexion: to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them.

Robin: IS IT TRUE YOU MASTURBATE?

Zexion: Oh, you'll pay for this… It's true, there were dark storm clouds.

Robin: DESCRIBE YOUR BALLS.

Zexion: glares at Robin heavy, black, and pendulous, toward which they were driving.

Riku: IS IT ALSO TRUE YOU'RE CONSTIPATED?

Zexion: makes a very rude finger gesture toward Riku It's true also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but they being normal kids and on a night out, well they weren't going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out...it was a night out...

RIPA: We heard you the first time!

Zexion:...they were going to remember

RPIA: FOR HOW LONG?

Zexion: for a very long time.