"Kakuzu, I need change, really." Hidan said handing Kakuzu a twenty.

"Hmmm…okay. Well, are you wanting change for the twenty or did someone purchase something and now you need to give them change?" Kakuzu asked.

"I need $12.00 change. Hurry up, seriously! That woman wants to go to Wendy's."

"Oh, $12.00 will go a long way on the 99 cent Value Menu!" Kakauzu said.

"That's what I told her….Wait! Kakuzu, really hurry up!" Hidan yelled at him.

"So, wait…it's all natural? No highlights? Not even in the front?" a young woman asked Deidara, she was probably 20.

"Not even in the front, yeah." Deidara smiled. "Well, now I have to admit, the sun has lightened me up a little bit, yeah."

"Baby, with a tan like that the sun can lighten you up all it wants." She told him. Deidara smiled again.

"You know, I have something you would go wild for, yeah." Now, Deidara being the more innocent between him and Itachi…was referring to yard sale items. The young woman looked at Deidara with hopeful eyes. She screamed.

"Oh my god!"

"Yes, that's right, yeah. A Slip-N-Slide, yeah!" Deidara was excited. Then he got an idea… "Oh my god! You want to hook it up to the hose in the backyard, yeah!"

"That's perfect! I promise I'll buy it!" the woman said, and so Deidara led her to the backyard where he was going to hook up the Slip-N-Slide.

"Oh my god! Kakuzu! Change! Now, seriously!" Hidan was losing his temper.

"Okay, okay. Do you want one 5 and seven ones, or 12 ones, or perhaps a combination of coins and bills or…" Hidan cut Kakuzu off.

"OH MY GOD! GIVE ME THE DAMN CHANGE, REALLY!" And Hidan clobbered Kakuzu in anger.

"Yeah, this is the latte machine. I assure you it works perfectly." Kisame was trying to sell the latte machine.

"Do you drink a lot of latte?" a man asked him.

"Well, not really. Actually, I don't know what the hell a latte is, but Deidara, Itachi and 'the leader' seem to know all about them and they say that latte's are the bitch." Kisame told him.

"Well……Oh!" A screaming Kakuzu was hurled at the man by Hidan…Hidan had taken over the money.

"So…..does this mean you want the latter machine?" Kisame asked nervously.

"Yes, I'll take it!" the man mumbled from underneath Kakuzu.

"Oh god! I have never been this wet!" the young woman shouted coming around from the back of 'the leaders' house with the Slip-N-Slide folded up in her arms. Deidara was more than soaked.

"Okay, so here's $17.00!" The delighted woman left in a hurry…she was going home to hook the Slip-N-Slide up to her hose. Itachi glared at Deidara.

"You had to wear white today didn't you….DIDN'T YOU! Don't you even realize that you plus wet t-shirt equals less attention on ME! God!" Itachi yelled at Deidara.

"Itachi relax, yeah. We still have that kiddie pool that could use a practice fill…you can test that, yeah." Deidara patted him on the back in reassurance.

"Oh my god! This is the best yard sale ever! Deidara…you're a genius!

"Noooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooo! Damn it! Noooooooooooo" Zetsu was not happy…2 small children had spotted the Tobi plushy and they decided they wanted it along with three other plush toys. "MY TOBI PLUSHY! MY TOBI PLUSHY! MY TOBI PLUSHYYYYYYYYY! TOBI PLUSHYYYY! Noooooooooooooo!" Zetsu started to cry as one of the kids paid Sasori for the plushy's. He watched in pain as the delighted kids jumped into the car with their parents. "TOBIIIIIIIIII!" Zetsu was reaching to the street in agony. Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Zetsu….suck it up…" Sasori said heartlessly. Zetsu rolled around in the garage some more crying.

"Hidan, what's our grand total thus far?" Sasori asked.

"$787.00, seriously." He answered.

"Oh my god! That's almost enough money to replace the stereo I poured beer in! By the way has that thing sold yet?" Sasori asked.

"It did…Itachi got $4.00 out of it. It's weird, really. It's like our female customers look at Itachi and they'll buy anything from him!" Hidan said enthusiastically.

"Hmmm…maybe we should have brought all those pot holders shaped in different pieces of fruit from the apartment." Sasori said.

"Itachi could sell them, I assure you, really." Hidan reassured him. And so the noon hour approached and the yard sale was still going strong.