"Oh god! Well, our day is officially ruined!" Kisame said disgruntled.

"Kisame." Kabuto said walking up the driveway.

"Kabuto." Kisame said disgusted.

"I see you're having your annual yard sale. Is this to raise money for your little club?" Kabuto taunted. Kisame flipped out.

"WE ARE NOT A CLUB! WE ARE AN EVIL ORGANIZATION! AND THIS MONEY IS GOING TOWARDS COOL CRAP FOR OUR APARMENT…AND INTO ITACHI AND DEIDARA'S CLOTHES BUDGET!" Kisame was ready to shred Kabuto into a million pieces.

"Calm down, calm down. I know you're all…evil and stuff. Looks you guys have some pretty lame crap to sell." Kabuto adjusted his glasses.

"Oh why don't you just go to hell!" Kisame screamed at him. However, the very moment that Kisame was going to punch Kabuto's lights out; Kabuto caught eye of something…

"Oh my god! Is this Gladiator starring Russell Crowe on DVD? Orochimaru and I have been dying to watch this!" Kisame got an idea…

"You know, I'll sell that to you…for $20.00." Kisame had increased the price by $15.00. Kabuto, being the non bargain hunter that he was, fell for it.

"I'll take it! No….way…is that a CD of 1970's Disco Classics digitally re-mastered! Shit! Orochimaru and I have been looking for a kick ass Disco compilation CD! I must have this!" Kabuto exclaimed. Kisame smiled.

"$10.00."

"Deal!" Kabuto said quickly. Kisame smiled and continued to sell overpriced yard sale items to Kabuto.

"Zetsu, are you…okay, really?" Hidan asked.

"Oh, oh Hidan…I'm a little better now. It's just that…Tobi plushy…"

"It's okay, man, seriously. Why don't you go try to sell that Barbie beach ball." Hidan encouraged him

"Yeah, that's a good idea." And so Zetsu was off to sell the Barbie beach ball. The total money at this point for the yard sale was now $1018.00. The next thing the 7 of them really wanted to sell was the remainder of the DVD/CD collection. 'The leader' had some really strange DVD's and CD's and it was assumed that Sasori's old work out DVD's would bring a little bit of cash. Kakuzu was trying to wear a customer down.

"Okay…look…I'll make you an offer you can't refuse…the final cost of $35.00 for this entire stack of CD's which includes Bruce Springsteen Live, NSYNC, Carrie Underwood and many others, I'll throw in the CD tower, and….you can sleep with one of those tow over there." Kakuzu felt certain that this time he had a sale. The woman looked at Itachi who was arguing with Kabuto over flat irons and how flat irons are typically something a woman would use and Deidara who had his fingers stuck in a Chinese finger trap and was panicking while Sasori tried to get him out.

"Riiiiiiiight…like I'm going to sleep with that." The woman said rolling her eyes. Kakuzu was a little shocked.

"You obviously don't know who you're talking about. Fine! $30.00!" Kakuzu was disappointed that he had lost $5.00 on this sale. But nonetheless, he took the $30.00 and added it to their money pouch. Itachi had finally managed to run Kabuto off, but not before he purchased a hot pink bean bag chair, a 10 inch skillet, a leaf blower, and a set of 6 'Akatsuki, yeah' liquor glasses. There was still a lot of yard sale stuff to go and 'the leader' was coming back at 8:00 that night.

"Did you know 'the leader' had a Burberry coat in this yard sale?" Itachi asked Deidara mortified that 'the leader' would do such a thing.

"I had no idea, yeah! Wait….Itachi, remember when 'the leader' got a new Burberry last fall, yeah? This must be the one that he wore the lining out of, yeah." Deidara told him. Itachi opened the coat and sure enough, the lining was worn through.

"Well, it will still fetch at least $10.00." Itachi insisted. Deidara agreed. It was approaching the 1:30 hour and Sasori was assigned to go get lunch while everyone else managed the yard sale…oh god…Sasori would need a paper and pencil for this…

"Sasori, where are you going?" Kisame wanted to know.

"I think I'll go to Panera Bread." Sasori had barely finished his sentence when Deidara made a mad dash for Sasori to tell him what he wanted.

"Oh my god! I love Panera Bread, Danna I want some of that potato soup in the bread bowl, yeah!"

"What if they don't have potato soup today, like they did that other time and you couldn't decide what to get?" Sasori asked.

"Ummmmm…..then I would like…..a sandwich, something with turkey, yeah." Sasori scribbled that down.

"I'll take one of those steak salads with the vinaigrette dressing." Kisame told him.

"So…what does Panera Bread have, seriously? Hidan asked.

"Bread and…panera stuff." Itachi said. "Sasori, if they have lemonade get me lemonade." Itachi continued.

"I' think I'll have some of the bread Itachi mentioned, really." Hidan said and then he ran off to pray, he had only prayed like 4 times that day and it wasn't enough.

"Sasori, get me whatever you get." Kakuzu said.

"I'll take a salad…with real Ranch, Sasori not the fake shit! The real stuff!" Zetsu told him.

"Wait, wait, Danna! I just remembered, yeah. I'm counting carbs this week so I don't the bread bowl…I'll take the normal kind of bowl, yeah." Deidara had alredy changed his mind…and it was a chain reaction after that…before too long Sasori had to rewrite the list 3 times…and then he was off to Panera Bread….