Vacation Gone Wrong

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confounded: I love writing this. BTW, your love interests will be Barbossa and Jack in this one. nn

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Ch.3 Clear Waters Hold Danger

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You had changed into a white tankini with green vine-like designs curling around. The carribean water was cool as freshing. You could actually see the water and below, unlike the oceans back home.

It was beautiful. Like a sparkling oasis in an angelic area. Shaking your head, you realized that you were still without your parents. They wouldn't be able to see you, so you'd have to be careful. Diving down into the crystalic pools of liquid, you opened your eyes and found out, that astonishingly, the water didn't sting your eyes.

'Perfect!' you though, swimming contently through the pure, carribean waters. The pull of the ocean was dragging you out further into the ocean, unnoticed by you. You surfaced for air before diving down deeper, trying to feel the sandy bottom and.. something hit your side.

You paid no mind to it, for your forest green orbs were locked on something else -- something shiny on the sandy seafloor. You loved shiny things. ..don't ask.

You reached down and grasped a.. choker? Yes, it was a choker with a, uh.. pearl on it. ARGH! The thing hit your side again and you caught a glimpse of a large shadow above you. You still didn't care. GOSH DARNIT, CARE ALREADY! ..sorry.

You fixed the choker around your neck and realized you needed oxygen -- now. When you lifted your head to swim towards the surface, you screamed, it being muted and only creating a variety of many sized bubbles. A beady black eye met yours. Your head practically stopped. Great. White. SHARK! You were terrified of sharks!

It turned around, nose facing you, and opened it's mouth. Two rows of razor sharp teeth glinted against the sunlight. Your own salty tears fell from your eyes into the water as you turned around, thinking of your fate. There was no way you could escape the beast.

The only thing you could do now was swim and hope for the best. That was what you did. Rushing towards the surface, you realized your heart was slowing down. You opened your mouth for oxygen, only to have a gallon of water enter your mouth and slither down your throat.

The need for oxygen was increasing as your thoughts raced. 'How far did I drift from shore?' you wondered.

Dizziness... light-headed... faint.

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You soon awoke to the chuckling and rough laughter of two.. men? "Urk.." you groaned, sitting up and gently banging your forehead with one man's head. A popping sound was heart and at that you opened your gorgeous eyes to meet with..

..Ragetti and Pintel.

"AUGH!" you screeched. Ragetti was busy trying to locate his wooden eye that you had dislocated for him. How kind of you, missy.

"Shark! Shark! I'm gonna DIIIIIIEEEE! No, no n--!" Pintel covered your mouth with his left hand. "Quiet!" he ordered, looking around. "You'll be wakin' the captain." You nodded slightly and used his hand as an advantage to help you up. He just grinned and bowed politely while you smiled and rolled your eyes.

"So, ya got your eye back, Ragetti?" you questioned the pirate as he looked up at you. "..'ow do you be knowin' my name? Are you, y'know," he raised his hands and wiggled his fingers around,"magic?"

"Magic? Uh.. sure. Let's go with that!" You looked around and noticed that the sky was pitch black with tiny stars glittering around. You shivered. It was cold outside and it seemed you were still wearing your bathing suit.

"H-hey, g-g-guys?" you chattered, shivering. They looked towards you, Pintel raising an eyebrow questionally. "D-do you know w-w-where my clothes a-are?" The two pirates grinned and shook their heads. "Not a clue, poppit." ( A/N: You can guess who that is! (: )

"I WANT CLOTHES!" you screeched at Pintel angrily as Ragetti sped off in the other direction, slipping on the wet deck and falling on his back. His wooden eye popped out once again, flew up in the air, then landed in his mouth.

He swallowed.

The male started holding his throat, trying to cough the thing up. Also, he was choking on the object. ( A/N: Boo hoo. ): ) Pintel didn't know what to do, so he just kept punching him in random places, hoping for a result. Well, I suppose bruises are a result..

"Move away, sir!" you ordered and Pintel obeyed, stepping to the side. You stood behind Ragetti and, at that very moment, realized how short you were. Well, you're only 12..

Grumbling to yourself, you wrapped your arms around his waist and proceeded with the Heimlik Maneuver. ( A/N: I SO know that's not spelled correctly xD ) After a few tries, the object dislodged itself from the pirate's throat and fell into his hands. He looked at it, smiled weakly and then fainted.

Pintel stared down at his crewmate, then at you. "How'd ye do tha'?" You grinned triumphantly and raised your hands, wiggling your fingers. "Maaaaaaagic." He scoffed and helped Ragetti up who, of course, fell down. Again.

Suddenly, the reconizable sound of a door slowly opening was known to you and the two pirates. Out from the room came.. Chuck E. Cheese! No, wait, that's not it. You shook your head, wet locks scattering droplets around. Ah! There we go.

It was..

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confounded: w00t! Yaaaaay! This is my favorite story I've ever thought of. (: