Jan Valentine was dying from the heat that the Rainforest was infamous for. Within the span of three days, he went from a full track suit to his black silk boxers. Most of his facial piercings were gone, thanks to Dandy's personal assistant, Olivia. She had been holding his piercings hostage so that he could at least stay cool. As her reward, he whined about it every chance he was presented.
After a week of putting up with his whining, she showed up at his room in a white string bikini. "We are going swimming, numbskull. Maxwell and Dandy are already there." She said in a rather bored tone.
"FUCK YEAH! I think that I can get you out of that fucking swimsuit in no time flat." As his reward, he was greeted by a large fluffy towel in the face.
They actually made it without Jan losing a hand or some fingers to the Brazilian assassin. As he stripped down to nothing, she sat down in a lounge chair. Looking him over, she was rather impressed with what she saw and he gave her a toothy grin.
"Keep on wishing, oh horny one."
Meanwhile on the opposite side of the pool, Dandy and Maxwell had settled into a rather interesting game of chess. Their discussion was extremely varied and it had some how landed on the subject of sex and the church.
"Now, I understand about the whole celibacy thing, but isn't that just a little out dated? No wonder why you religious men are…uptight."
"Lust is a sin."
"Ah, but sex within a marriage isn't. You types just need to get married."
By this time, Jan had let out a rather loud yell and jumped in the pool. Maxwell had the displeasure of looking up and seeing the youngest Valentine brother nude.
"I didn't know that could be pierced that way." Maxwell's voice cracked slightly out of the awkwardness of the entire situation.
Dandy smirked as he made his final move on the board. "I didn't know that it could be pierced that many times. And by the way, checkmate."