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"Now remember, Padawan, do not do anything to disrupt these negotiations. We're simply here to see the process through." Qui-gon whispered, leaning down to Obi-wan. In the background the Queen started speaking to the congregation.
Obi-wan turned to his Master with an innocent expression plastered on his face. "Hay, that last time was a complete accident. I didn't mean to trip the senator and send him flying into that huge celebration cake."
Qui-gon turned back and watched the Queen. "Whatever Padawan, just pay attention."
The room they were in was absolutely beautiful. The audience was placed in the middle, with trees and greenery about them. The ceiling stretched high with skillfully crafted gables. Huge windows lined the hall-like room, revealing that they were not submerged in trees and shrubs, but water. The aquatic life outside the windows were enough were enough to keep someone busy for say . . . a six hour meeting.
The room was pleasantly warm and wonderful aromas wafted throughout the room. Obi-wan didn't even realize that it was making him sleepy until he dropped off into dream world.
THREE HOURS LATER
Obi-wan awoke to a loud commotion. Remembering that he had dozed off, he looked at his chrono and saw that he had slept for three hours! Obi-wan looked up to see a man leaping up, toppling over his chair.
"I don't agree with this crap!" He lifted his hand which was holding a blaster. It fired randomly at the Queen.
"Obi-wan!" Qui-gon cried as he jolted toward the armed man. Obi-wan, still dreamy eyed with a currently slow brain, just sat there blinking. That is, until the random bullet zoomed by his head.
"WHOA!" With that, and without even thinking, Obi-wan grabbed his lightsaber and threw it. It did not land where he wanted it to land, but instead it crashed into one of the big windows, cracking and breaking it. Soon a waterfall of, well, water came crashing into the room.
When all was settled and the room was filled almost all with water, and the Queen and dignitaries swimming about trying to get out, Obi-wan just lay there, floating. Qui-gon came splashing by and paused by his Padawan.
He shook his head and said in a despairing voice, "Not again, Obi-wan," and kept on swimming by.
So, I know that this one isn't too funny, but bear with me. Okay, so I already have the next chapter done, but I'll wait a day or two. Mwhahahahahahaha! Up coming chappy: Obi-wan learns something shocking! R&R!