Chapter 39
"Sapphire?" Donny came into my room (Just to let you know, my friends left).
"Huh?" I was playing with my cars.
"I need to ask you a question."
"Ok."
"Yeah."
"Are you gonna ask it?"
"Sure. How do we get that stuff off of Mikey?"
"I already told you, you can't get it off."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..." Donny bashed his head aganist my bookcase.
"Wait...I lied. There is a way."
"There is?" Donny perked up and put his face right into my face.
"We need to get him wet."
"Wet, wet. Why wet?"
"So it'll wash off."
"Ok. Help us!"
"Who's us?" I asked.
"Leo, Raph, Mikey, and I!" Donny looked at me like I was an idiot.
"No, I want to play with my cars."
"Fine!"
Donny, Leo, and Raph put Mikey in the shower for an hour. When he came out...nobody came out really. He was still invisable. But then they put him in the washing machine. That didn't work. He hardly fit. Then I came down and saw them all in the pool with the hose. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"Trying to get the stuff off like you said." Leo looked at Donny.
"Welllllllllll I lied."
"Again?" Donny asked.
"Yes, again. It needs to be on for at least one week. Then you can wash it off." I smiled.
"I'm gonna kill you some day...I'm gonna kill you." Raph started to dry himself off.
One week later...
They tried everything again. Stuffing Mikey in the washing machine, the shower, and the hose and pool.
"Now what are you doing?" I asked.
"You said that the thing you put on Mikey was washable in one week. It has been, one week." Raph glared at me.
"Did I say one week?"
"Yeah."
"I lied. It's one month."
"I'm going to kill you!"
One month later...
"Where's Sapphire?" Raph asked.
"School." Leo didn't even look up from the newspaper.
"Good!"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to see if she has pictures of us with darts in our heads."
"Why would she have something like that?" Leo looked at him.
"Because, if we can't get that stuff off today, I'm gonna throw darts at her head! Only I'm not using a picture..." Raph's voice drifted off as he went upstairs into my room. Let's see...nope. Everything seems normal. Normal? That can't be right. She's not normal. Hey what's this? Raph found the vanishing cream jar sitting on my bed. "Has to be on for at least one year before washing off with--oil?" This is too weird! Raph went down stairs again. "Leo?"
"Huh?" Leo still didn't look up from the paper.
"Did you see the label on this?"
"No. Wait. ONE YEAR?"
"Yeah, now we know why they call it 'long lasting'."
"That can't be true!"
"If we can't get it off today, then yes. It's true!"
"Great..."
"Oh! And look what we have to wash it off with."
"Ok. It's-it's---oil?" Leo said in a very confused way.
"Yeah. Well, I guess we'll be able to see Mikey's stupid face in one year. I'll go put this back." Raph started going up stairs again.
Donny and I came home. "HIIIIIIIII!" I smiled and then saw Leo's face. The smiled ran away from mine. "I didn't do nothing..." I ran upstairs.
One year later...
Leo, Raph, and Donny were piling oil all over Mikey! And believe me, it was not a pretty thing to see.
I came down satirs that day looking for lunch. Leo didn't make it yet. Hello? Where's my lunch? I'm a bottomless pit here, and Leo forgets to make my lunch! Great! I went into the living room. That's when I saw Mikey covered in oil. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I looked all around Mikey.
"I found the label on your bed. It said it needed to be on for at least one year and then washed off with oil." Raph said.
"No!" I slashed Mikey with some water and he was visable again. "I changed the word 'water' to 'oil' because it was a little trick. But then I decided that it was too mean. So--what were you doing up in my room in the first place?"
"Mikey! Time for you to take a shower!" Raph started to push Mikey into the bathroom.
"No! Don't try and change the subject!" I walked over to him.
"I wanted to see if you had any pictures of us with darts in our heads. Then I saw the label on your bed."
"Thanks for telling me!" I went upstairs. When I went in room and found they weren't following me, I opened up my closet and there were pictures of Raph, and Leo with darts in their heads.