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Chapter 2:

Sesshoumaru stared at her face. Reeling in utmost terror, he almost collapsed to his knees on his floor. Already trembling all over, he knew the fatal consequences of what he had done.

Looking at her closed eyes, he knew that behind those silky eyelids, were the most captivating black pools that could pass off as the shade of those stormy nights when all you wished to do was to curl up in bed and go to sleep.

Her eyes were jet-black, yet sparkling.

Although she was still asleep...and snoring, as un-ladylike as it seemed, he knew that the girl was his brother's girlfriend.

Kikyo.

Pulling her hair and tucking it behind her ears cautiously, he halted for a moment.

Hold on.

This wasn't Kikyo.

Kikyo had just cut her hair the day before.

Then...?

This girl had long midnight black tresses that looked like a poisoned waterfall and that gleamed in the early sunlight.

Trying his best to recall who this girl was, and if he had possibly lost his virginity to her, he sank into his sofa and put his head into his hands.

He was having a MAJOR hangover.

What had he been doing the night before...?

Pausing for a moment, he lifted up his head with a slightly incredulous look.

"I...I was DRUNK!"

Sesshoumaru, this Sesshoumaru, at least, NEVER got drunk.

When others were already singing way off-key to a absurdly idiotic rendition of " You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban, this Sesshoumaru would sit by the sidelines, ultimately bored, after consuming practically ten gallons of cold sake.

No way in hell would he get drunk.

Not unless hell had frozen over during the night, and he was currently in his mind's abyss of doom.

Pinching his arm, he knew that he wasn't dreaming.

This 'dream' felt way too surreal to be a dream.

Heck, he felt like he was in heaven.

Halting once again to recollect his thoughts from Planet Jupiter, he re-thought what he had just let slip through his mind.

"Hold on a moment.I feel like I'm in heaven!Have I entered an asylum!Hello!Heaven!With a nightmare of a hangover!
Impossible!"

Screaming to his mind with the power of a three and a half-year-old toddler's lungs, his face remained undeniably calm and it showed no sign of worry, suprisingly, considering the fact that World War Three was probably going on inside his head between his conscience and his insanity.

Looking at the girl who was still currently snoring, now VERY un-ladylikely, Sesshoumaru stormed over to her side and shook her furiously.

Finally, she opened her eyes and went,"...S-Sesshoumaru?...w-what are you doing here?..a-and,why does my head...feel like the whole New York City just held an award show in my head?"

And suddenly, to him it felt like the horizon of The Mediterranean had opened up vastly before him.

He knew who this girl was.

More importantly, he knew who her FATHER was.Andboy, if her father found out that he had just slept with her and that this was most probably just going to be a one night stand, her father would be EXTREMELY PISSED.

And her father was on the list of " The Top Ten People/Things Who/Which You Do Not Want To Find At Your Doostep."

Here's the list:

1) The Devil.

2) Your Tax Collector

3) Your Mother-In-Law

4) Your Great-Great-Great-Grand Aunt

5) Your Neighbour's Rottweiler

6) Your Boss

7) Your Gym Teacher

8) Your Ex-Wife

9) Your Underwear Which You Thought You Left On Your Bosses' Desk

10) The Yakuza

...and guess which category that this girl's father fall in?

...you guess right.

The Yakuza.

This girl's father was one of the most sly, conniving rulers of the underworld.

In other words, he was someone who youDEFINITELY did not want to mess around with.

Kagome.

This naked girl was Kagome.

"...and boy, is shehot when she's half-asleep." This really perverted-old-man-related thought raced through Sesshoumaru's mind before he could even utter "eep" and he found himself shaking his head furiously to get rid of the lecherous idea.

Not missing this unfriendly shake of his head, Kagome looked up with her bored, yet bright eyes and asked him slowly"
What...?You're not Sesshoumaru?...H-Hey!H-Hold on a damn moment!Why am I bloody naked!"

Sesshoumaru looked down at her again, his eyes skimming over her voluptous figure, and he turned away after a stinging slap registered on his face by the fiesty girl. Both of them did not notice that each other was blushing.

Sesshoumaru's mind was racing with the speed of either an F1 race car or of the speed of light, and his thoughts were repeated by a single sentence.

"OhcrapIsleptwiththedaughterofthekingofyakuza!"

Kagome, on the other hand, was thinking with the speed of gossiping grandmas' tongues and the speed of the way she ate chocolate cream pie.

"OhcrapIsleptwiththesonofthemostpowerfulbusinessman!"

But there was one,single,not-so-innocent-yet-still-sweet thought that ran through both of their minds suddenly.

"Oh Kami.Daddy's gonna kill me!"

Ok.I know what you're thinking.How could I, make this chapter so lame,right?

I apologize...and again, for making dear Sesshoumaru seem OOC in the last sentence.

I am really sorry...