Disclaimer: I don't own anything.Except my intestines, my vital organs-and...ah,you get the idea.

Note: Oh yeah.I promised the lemon would be real soon,right?...hmm...it will be really soon, as promised, but it will be slightly delayed as my friend ( who is sick in the head ) is thinking of making them do it in different positions.
Sometimes I think she's a guy,not a girl.Okay...oh yeah.Another question. Should I make Sesshoumaru a demon again?
On second thought...maybe not...cause this is an AU fic...hmm.Let me know, kay? Ok.On with the chapter!

Chapter 3:

Sesshoumaru broke about 3021 traffic rules ( if there were that many) while trying desperately to get to his father's house in time.

By the time he had swerved his car, with a horrible screeching, into the pebbled driveway of the mansion, he barely even made a signal to the valet and he just leapt out, threw the keys at the poor guy's face, and burst through the great mahogany doors, stormed up the stairs, and kicked the door of his father's study open.

"Hey!Daddy-"

Almost blushing, but not quite, he clamped his mouth shut once he realised that he had just said that out loud."You aren't three anymore, Sesshoumaru."A voice inside his head rang out. It was his conscience. As annoying as it was, it had helped him in tremendous amounts throughout his life.

Looking up from his documents,sparkly eyed, the senior Taiyoukai leapt towards his son and cuddled his head.
"YaySesshy, my dear boy!You called me daddy!Daddy's so proud of you now!"

Annoyed to every strand of his silver hair at this point, Sesshoumaru shoved his father away and continued with what he had wanted to say.

"Father!No time for jokes!We have a serious problem!"

Shaking his head lightly and sitting down before looking at his son again, he shrugged rather carelessly."Now,son, what could be so serious in this life?After all,we are the-"

Sesshoumaru stomped in and stopped right in front of his father's desk and looked angrily into his eyes.

"Enough with the lame pep talks about how rich and famous you are dad.I accidentally slept with Kagome Higurashi."

His father, clueless as he was, he smiled with a grin that was as bright as a million stars ( really,really bright ) and almost shouted.

"Oh,wow!My widdle boy has grown up!YayWe should hold a celebration dinner!Yes we-HOLD ON A MOMENT!
DID YOU SAY KAGOME HIGURASHI!"

Sighing and throwing himself into a leather chair nearby, Sesshoumaru nodded slightly and said," Yes,I did,Dad."

The senior Inuyoukai got up and put his hand onto his chin.

"Oh no...this messes up with all our plans...Higurashi is so gonna strangle me..."

"Yes,I know,Dad...hold on.Did you say it messes up your plans?What plans?"

Turning around to face his son, with large amber eyes,he started.

"You mean I never told you two..?Uh-oh...your mom is gonna kill me...Okay.Let me start now. Higurashi and I were best friends in school-and-wait,let me finish ( after looking at his son's shocked face ) and we promised each other that our children would become family, so...when we had you, they had Kikyo, and the both of you were in an arranged marriage-"

Sesshoumaru put his hand on his father's shoulder and sighed.

"...obviously you don't know what happened,right, Dad? Your plans were already foiled a few months ago."

The Inuyoukai was shocked and exclaimed loudly.

"Huh!How?"

"Inuyasha, my dear idiot brother, has been sleeping with Kikyo since the start of the year."

"WHAAAAAAT!"

"Yes,Dad.So...just continue."

Gasping like a goldfish ( he did resemble one at the moment ) and taking many gulps of air before calming down,
he continued with a rather shaky voice.

"A-Alright...then when we had Inuyasha( I am going to kill that boy), they had Kagome, and the both of them were engaged,
so our plans were perfect.Not until this year...hey,wait a moment.This year is the year 2010,right?"

"...yeah,Dad,why?"

"Your mom and me got married in 1970...ah,I knew it!My mother always told me that years that had zeros in them were no good!After I married your mom, my life was living hell, and this year-"

He was cut off by the slamming of his study and a very angry face,which had come into sight.

"Living hell,huh?...I am NOT giving you anymore beef!I'm going to tell the cook to make your meals vegetarian!And you can watch us eat!"

Making a slight whimpering noise, the senior Inuyoukai stood up and grabbed his wife's legs and was dragged on the floor by a furious Mrs.Inuyoukai (okay,I don't know her name.Sorry.This is her make-belive name.) and begging her,with fake tears and puppy whines,that he really wanted beef stew for dinner.

Shaking his head, Sesshoumaru walked over to the polished and varnished wooden desk and picked up the ivory handset.

Pausing for a moment, he re-collected his thoughts, before dialling Kagome's number.

Listening to her ringtone for a while, which was a theme song of a famous anime about a girl who fell down a well and met a dog demon and etc ( you get the idea),Sesshoumaru cringed in pain ( he hates these kind of things) and waited patiently for her to pick up the phone.

"...hello...?"Her hesitant voice drifted into his ears.

"Hello.Sesshoumaru here."

"Oh.Hi...my dad explained everything to me,about the arranged marriage and the births and blah blah blah...looks like we foiled their plans,huh?"

"No.We didn't.They did."

"Huh?Who's they?"

"Your older sister and my idiot brother did.They've been sleeping together before this whole thing today happened."

"WHAAT!How come I never knew!She told me that she was going out with some loser from her workplace."

"She was right."

"Then..?"

"But.He doesn't work there.He was a customer of her's.And yes.I agree with her.He is a loser."

"Okay.That was so O.O.T."

"O.O.T? Woman,I am not familiar with your slang."

"My.Name.Is.KA-GO-ME.And O.O.T means out-of-topic, you baka."

"I am not a baka, woman."

"KAGOME!"

"Woman,did you know that your sister was a prostitute at the bar she was 'working' at?"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

"Yes.And my brother hired her,and they began going out."

"WHY THE HECK WAS MY SISTER SELLING HER #$ BODY FOR!"

Sesshoumaru clamped his hands over his ears and sighed.

"Woman,you are so crude."

"KAGOME YOU IDIOT!"

"Whatever. I recall some events that happened yesterday."

"Like...?"

"We went on a double date with those idiots."

"Oh yeah!"

"Woman,you are dense.And dull."

"KAGOME YOU POMPOUS MR-I-HAVE-A-STICK-STUCK-UP-MY-BUTT ASSHOLE!"

"Such awful language coming from a woman.Oh yes.If you do have a stick up your butt, how come I didn't feel it when we were having sex last night?"

Sesshoumaru could almost feel her blush from the other end of their conversation.

"S-Shut up you pompous idiot!"

"No way,woman."

"Will you stop callinf me woman,already?How much would it take to get my name through that thick skull of yours?"

"A billion dollars.In cash."

"No way in hell."

"Then no way in hell am I going to remember your name."

"URGH!You are so annoying!"

"You are too.Oh yes.All four of us got drunk last night.That's all I remember."

"Wait a minute.If so...where are those two!"

"Probably somewhere enjoying themselves."

"How can you act so calm!Your father would probably rip his hair out if they are kidnapped or something!"

"Yes,but the chances of that happening is practically impossible."

"WHY!"

"Because,woman,your father does all the kidnapping.Who would want to kinap their own daughter from themselves?"

"O-Oh yeah."

"Why does your family kidnap anyway?"

"Oh.No.We stopped a few years back.Because it was too much of a hassle.The pay was good,yes.But we had to keep shifting and shifting to get the police off our tracks."

"Aren't you giving me a little too much info?"

"Huh?"

"You do realise that this conversation could have been tapped,right?Or this could be used as blackmail material for you next time."

"Y-YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"

"Oh,but I would."

"URGH!I cannot believe we are having this conversation!I can't believe I slept with a dickhead like you!"

"I can't believe I slept with a crude woman like you."

"URGH!"

"We,have to find our siblings now,even if we don't want to.Don't say a word to your father.It would be bad for him to get involved."

"Why?"

"Just shut up and listen,woman."

"Pompous asshole."

"Whatever."

And with that,Sesshoumaru hung up the phone,smirked,and walked out of the study in long strides towards his Ferrari.