Sonny: If she goes to Rydell why isn't Rizzo introducing her to us?
Rizzo: Yes I am! (enters and calls Danny a greaseball) Sandy this is Danny Danny this is Sandy yadda yadda yadda goodbye
Danny: Ew, it's you!
Sandy: Excuse me? What did you say?
Danny: I said, ew, it's you!
Sandy: SAY IT TO MA FACE!
Frenchy: Sandy! Give it a rest! (pulls her away)
Sandy: I'm watchin' you, Zuko.
Danny: Golly, isn't she so sweet?
Patty: Am I supposed to exit now?
Grease Fanatics: YES!
Marty: Screw Danny! Let's all have a sleepover at my house even though we only met Sandy less than a scene ago!
Rizzo: Yeah, Danny's the biggest creep of all. Or should I say "Dan"? (starts laughing hysterically. Frenchy drags her offstage.)
Scene 3: Those Magic Changes
Doody: Hi guys! Can I randomly take out my guitar and play a messed up song that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot of the story?
All: Sure!
Doody: (starts yelling out random letters) I hate guitars.
Scene 5: Greased Lightning (we'll do Scene 4 later)
Roger: Hey guys! Look! Fuzzy dice!
Doody: My fuzzy dice! (pounces on Roger, starts beating him up and grabs the dice)
Sonny: OMG GUYS LOOK! A SARDINE CAN! EVERYBODY HIDE!
Doody: Oh, so NOW you want a sardine…
Danny: You moron, that's Kenickie's car!
Kenickie: Hey guys! Like my new car? I just got it painted ! This is Greased Lightning, the car I was telling you guys about.
Roger: Ooohhhhhh, the one we didn't care about!
Kenickie: Exactly. Isn't it so cool? (breaks)
Doody: My fuzzy dice are specialler…
Kenickie: Well too bad for your fuzzy dice! Cause you're gonna have to sit through a whole song about how cool my car is!
All: (moan)
Kenickie: (sings a song about how cool his car is)
Sonny: Are you done yet?
Kenickie: Uh huh.
Danny: OMG HI RIZZO!
Rizzo: OMG HI GUYS! (enters)
Marty: Again, Rizzo, you should have entered BEFORE…
Rizzo: Shut up Marty. Go back to the slumber party. Hey, Kenickie, can we make out in your car?
Kenickie: OK! (they start making out in Greased Lightning. It breaks again.)
Kenickie: Oh no! Whatever are we to do?
Doody: Why don't you just make out in my fuzzy dice?
Rizzo: OK! (the two of them make out in Doody's fuzzy dice)
Scene 6: Cheerleading Practice
Sandy: (says gay cheer about her school)
Danny: Hi Sandy! I love you.
Sandy: No you don't!
Danny: Yes I do.
Sandy: Okay, I believe you now. And I'm assuming you don't love anyone else.
Danny: Right.
Patty: Hi! Danny! Love! Me!
Danny: Ok, sure, Patty! And to make you even happier, I'll tryout for cheerleading! And copy down your homework!
Patty: Oh! Isn't he! The coolest!
Sandy: Shut up.
Patty and Sandy: (say another gay cheer about their school)