Scene 4 (I told you we'd do it later): Freddy My Love

Vera Fontaine: (makes messed up announcement)

Frenchy: Sandy can I rip apar…I mean…PIERCE your ears?

Sandy: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! (starts running in slow motion)

Jan: Ohhh I get it, they're playing tag. How cute.

Rizzo: Jan gimme a bite of that

Jan: MY TWINKIE

Frenchy: (taps Sandy) You're it!

Sandy: Hehehe…(starts running after Frenchy) Wait…shouldn't I be running AWAY from you?

Frenchy: Teehee

Sandy: grrrrrrr

Frenchy: Marty I need a needle.

Marty: K. (gives Frenchy a machine gun)

Frenchy: Don't worry Sandy this won't hurt at ALL.

Rizzo: I KEEL SANDY

Jan: Hey no fair I wanted to kill her!

Sandy: (barfs)

Marty: Does there have to be barfing in every single story? Now my rug's filthy.

Frenchy: Shaddup neat freak.

Marty: Well I guess I'll just randomly put on my robe that I got from this dude named Freddy from Japan.

Jan: Hey Marty that's a cool robe where'd you get it?

Rizzo: If you love that dude so much why dontcha just sing a song about how much you love him!

Frenchy: Oh god…prepared to be annoyed the ponies out of.

Marty: (sings a song about how much she loves Freddy and annoys the pony out of everyone)

Jan: Well, glad that's over, now back to my Twinkie.

Scene 7: Look at me I'm Sandra Dee/We Go Together

Vera Fontaine: (makes messed up announcement)

Marty: Don't I look Boola-boola?

Rizzo: Greaseball, go to the dance with me or die! (enters)

Danny: Uh…I pick dying.

Rizzo: Please?

Danny: No! You have to sing a song making fun of Sandy in order…HI SANDY!

Eugene: You know that Greaseball, Sandy?

Sandy: I g2g right Eugene?

Eugene: No you don't! Why don't you go flirt with Sonny?

Sandy: Hey there stud.

Sonny: H-hi…

Danny: Hey she never called ME a stud before!

Rizzo: Sandy can you please leave? I was just about to sing a song making fun of you so Danny would go to the dance with me.

Sandy: Ok, I'll come back when the songs over. (exits upstage-right)

Rizzo: Now where was I?

Danny: You didn't start the song yet…

Rizzo: Right. (sings a song making fun of Sandy)

Danny: Okay NOW I'll go to the dance with you.

Sandy: Can I come back yet?

Grease Fanatics: YES!

Sandy: Yay! (starts fighting with Rizzo.) Oh yeah, and the Greaseball's a creep.

Rizzo: Well we all know THAT!

Sandy: (randomly storms out)

Danny: Hey Rizzo wanna go to the dance with me?

Rizzo: We've discussed this before.

Roger: Jan, I have always loved you, now will you go to the dance with me?

Jan: (starts eating Roger)

Roger: I take that as a "yes"…

Doody: Hey you're cute.

Frenchy: Thanks, so are you.

Doody: Ummm…

Frenchy: Uhhh…
Doody: (hyperventilates)

Sonny: Hey Kenickie, you wanna go to the dance with me?

Kenickie: Um, unlike you, I'm not bi.

Doody: (stares longingly at Sonny)

Kenickie: What are you lookin' at, Howdy Doody?

Sonny: Read "Me and my guitar", then maybe you'll get it.

Marty: Is anyone gonna tell me if I look Boola-boola?

Eugene: You look extremely Boola-boola, Marty!

Marty: Anyone BESIDES Eugene?

Eugene: Oh, Marty, would you like to go to the…

Marty: Accompanist, that's your cue!

Accompanist: Right…(starts playing intro music)

All: (start singing in gibberish)

Curtain: (closes)

House Lights: (go on)

Audience: (takes 15 minute intermission

Curtain: (re-opens)

Act 2: (begins)