Chapter 59
"Where do you think we are?" Raph asked.
"I don't know..." Donny answered.
"YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"Raph! Shut up!"
"No, don't tell me to shut up! I'll shut up when I'm ready! Now, your the smart one and you can't--what was that?"
"What was what?" Donny asked.
"I just heard a wolf or something..." Raph said.
"A wolf? Raph, honestly..."
"No, I'm not kidding!"
"Stop being a Mikey!"
"I'm not being a Mikey! I'm being a Raph! And when I hear a wolf, I hear a wolf! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SCARED YOU, I SCARED YOU! HAHA!" Mikey laughed.
"You didn't scare me!" Raph yelled.
"Yes I did."
"You little twit..."
"GUYS! Let's stop fighting nd let's start walking back to camp." Donny said.
"Wait," Raph said. "Mikey? Where's the tents and sleeping bags?"
"Yeah, about those...their all in the lair probably." Mikey smiled.
"YOU WHAT! Now what are we supposed to sleep on?" Raph yelled.
"Um, the dirt?"
"How about I sleep on your head, does that sound fair?"
"Guys? Let's all calm down. Let's go back to camp, tell Leo, and work from there." Donny said.
"Yeah! If you can find it!" Mikey and Raph said.
At the campsite...
"Can we do something?" I asked.
"Yes." Leo answered.
"What?" I sat up and smiled.
"Wait."
"Jerk."
Back to Raph, Mikey, and Donny...
"I think it's this way." Raph said.
"No, I thought it was that way." Donny pointed in the opposite direction.
"Didn't we come from over there?" Mikey asked.
"Mikey, you weren't here when we came." Raph said.
"Huh? Oh, yeah! I remember now!" Mikey laughed.
"Mikey, shut up!" Donny said.
"Yeah, shut up!" Raph hit Mikey on the head.
"OW!" Mikey yelled.
"Great. Mikey, we have a visitor now." Raph stared at the bobcat.
"Help me." Mikey said.
"It's just a bobcat. She'll leave...I hope." Donny stared at it, too. The bobcat roared.
"RUN, YOU IDIOTS! RUN!" Raph was a mile away from Mikey and Donny.
"Awwwwwwww...Raphy's afraid of a little bobkitty!" Mikey cooed. The bobcat roared again. Mikey looked back at it. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S GONNA EAT ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAPH! WAIT FOR ME!" Mikey ran after Raph.
"Raph? Mikey?" Donny looked back and the bobcat was sitting next to him. It seemed like he was enjoying this. "Oh, crap!" Donny backed away and ran. "MIKEY! RAPH! WAIT!"
At the campsite...
"Did you hear that?" Leo asked.
"Hear what?" I asked.
"You didn't hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"It sounded like Donny yelling Mikey, Raph wait!"
"See? We should go see if their fine. I mean look at you! Your ready to crack!" I said.
"Sapphire, nobody's going to crack." Leo said.
"Oh, somebody will. If anyone, it'll probably be me, from boredom!"
"Wait. Did you hear that?"
"Hear what!"
"It sounded like a slap. Like Raph hit Mikey on the head like he always does."
"Good."
"You know what? Stay here. I'll be back." Leo started leaving.
"Wait a second." I got up. "Where are you going?"
"I'm gonna go see if Donny, Mikey, and Raph are around here somewhere. If they are, I'll lead them back here."
"Why do you get to go?"
"Because I'm the oldest."
"So? I'm more bored than you are, so that could only mean one thing."
"What?"
"I'm going!" I left.
"No your not! Sapphire! Get back here! Sapphire!" Leo followed me.
"Made it!" Raph sat down on the log in the campsite.
"Wow! Do you think she's following us?" Mikey asked.
"I hope not. Otherwise, somebody just lead her to our campsite!" Donny glared at Raph.
"Don't worry. What's she gonna do? Destroy everything?" Raph asked.
"Yeah!" Donny said.
"What's there to destroy? We have no tents! All we have is a fire, and two logs to sit on." Raph said.
"I guess so." Donny sat down next to him.
"Wait. Where's Leo and Sapphire?" Mikey asked.
Raph and Donny looked around. "Good question." Raph said.
"I'll be right back. I'll go see if I can find them." Donny got up to leave.
"I'll go with you. Mikey, you stay here and keep an eye on the campsite. We'll be back." Raph said.
"Ok." Mikey agreed and the other two left. "Yep. Ok. Now what?"
Into the woods, somewhere...
"Where did you take us?" Leo asked.
"How the heck should I know?" I snapped.
"Well, you said you wanted to be the leader!"
"No, I said that I wanted you to stay at camp, and I look for Mikey, Raph, and Donny!"
"That's right, too..."
"Yeah!"
Somewhere else in the woods...
"Where are they?" Donny asked.
"I don't know, but we'd better hurry. I don't think I can trust Mikey with this any longer." Raph said.
"That's why I wanted you to stay with him." Donny said.
At camp...
"One, is the lonliest number that you'll ever know! Two, can be as bad as one, it's the lonliest number, since the number one!" Mikey sang.
Back to Leo and me...
"Where are we?" I asked.
"I was just about to ask you the same question." Leo answered.
"Great! In other words, we're lost."
"We are not lost!"
"Really? Then where are we?"
"We're um, we're in a woods!"
"Very good. Now where in the woods?" I smiled.
"Ahhh, um, your enjoying this, aren't you?" Leo asked.
"What else is there to enjoy?"
"Hey! Is that Raph and Donny?"
"God, I hope so."
"It is! RAPH! DONNY! OVER HERE!"
"Did you hear something?" Raph asked.
"Not again..." Donny whispered.
"No, this time it's real! Come to think of it, the last time was real, too."
"What is it this time?"
"I heard something."
"No kidding."
"No, shut up! Hey! There's Sapphire and Leo!" Raph ran up to me and Leo with Donny following.
"Where were you guys?" Leo asked.
"Shhhhh! I heard a nosie back there." Raph said.
"What did it sound like? Mikey trying to find us?" Donny asked.
"Maybe. It sounded like another bobcat calling our names. It said: Raph! Donny! Over here!" Raph said.
"That was us, Stupid." I said.
Back to Mikey...
"Lonely...I am so lonely...I have nobody...all on my own! Hey look a quarter!" Mikey stopped crying and picked up the quarter. "Wow! It's shiney! Donny, Saph, Leo, Raph! Look! I found a--oh. Right." Mikey started crying again. "Lonely...I am so lonely..."
"Camp's near by." I said.
"How do you know?" Raph asked.
"Because I hear Mikey." I answered.
"Hey, so do I. What's he saying?" Leo asked.
"Whose he talking to?" Donny asked.
"It sounds like he's crying." Raph said.
"I don't really give a flying crap! Point is that we know where camp is! KEEP CRYING MIKEY!" I started walking towards Mikey's voice.
Back home...
"So, did you ever find camp?" April asked.
"Yep." Raph answered.
"How did you find it?" Casey asked.
"Oh, it was pretty easy. Though, I don't think we would've found it, if Mikey wasn't crying." I answered.
"I wasn't crying...I was meditating..." Mikey said rubbing his eyes.