Chapter 62
"MY LAB!" Donny screamed.
"WHAT HAPPENED?" Leo, Mikey, and Raph rushed over.
"Donny blew up his lab." I answered.
"ME! You did it!" Donny yelled at me.
"If you didn't knock into me, then I wouldn't have poured the chemicals together!" I said.
"Yes you would!"
"No I--ok I would. But it's still your fault!"
"How?"
"If you let me help, maybe--"
"Ok, ok! Let's calm down! Donny, you can fix this up later. For now we have to go to April's." Leo said.
"And we have to hurry!" Raph said.
"Why?" Donny asked.
"People are searching the sewers for something." Mikey said.
"Told ya." I glared at Donny.
At April's...
"So you blew up your lab?" April laughed.
"It wasn't me! It was Sapphire!" Donny yelled.
"No it wasn't! It was you!" I snapped.
"OK! WHO'S EVER FAULT IT WAS, IT WAS BOTH OF YOU! NOW SHUT UP!" Raph screamed.
"Somebody didn't sleep good last night..." I said.
Raph glared at me.
"Alright, so anything new happen?" Casey asked.
"Electric's pregnant!" I said.
"I know April's pregnant! Tell me something I don't know!"
"Electric's pregnant."
"Oh Electric! I thought you said April! Um, who's Electric?"
I rolled my eyes. "My turtle?"
"Oh yeah! When is he due?" Casey asked.
"He?"
"I mean she!"
"Jeez, Casey, it's ok if you forget that she's a she, but wouldn't you finally figure it out after I tell you she's pregnant?"
"Sor--"
"He's stupid, he doesn't know." Mikey said.
"I'm just relizing this now..." I said.
"You are?" Mikey seemed surprised. "Wow! I knew something before you did! I'm proud of myself!"
"Anybody hungry?" Leo walked in the living room.
"Yeah!" Mikey, Raph and I jumped up and ran in the kitchen with Donny and Casey following.
"Hey! I'm hungry, too! Can someone help me up? Please? I'm gonna kill them...CASEY YOU DOLT! GET OUT HERE AND HELP ME UP!" April yelled.
"Sorry!" Casey ran into the living room.
"I'm seven and a half months pregnant...THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS HELP ME OUT!"
"I am!"
"Don't you DARE give me a tone!"
"I'm not giving you a tone!"
"YOU JUST DID GIVE ME A TONE!"
"Um, y-your right. I-I did, I did give you a t-tone, and I-I'm sorry. Now, do you want to go in the kitchen to get something to eat?" Casey asked.
"I WANT TO BUT I CAN'T GET UP!" April snapped.
"Why not?"
"Why not? Why not? WHY DO YOU THINK I CAN'T?"
"Ahhhhh..."
"BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT! THAT'S WHY NOT!"
"Oh, sorry!" Casey said.
"OH NOW YOUR SORRY? GOD, CASEY! IT ONLY TAKES A STUPID PERSON TO FIGURE OUT WHY I COULDN'T GET UP!" April yelled.
"Are you two ok in here?" Donny peeked into the living room.
"OH, DONNY, SHUT UP!" April yelled again.
"Oh, ok." Donny left.
"April, are you feeling ok?" Casey asked.
"OH, SO NOW I LOOK SICK TO YOU?" April snapped.
"Well, yeah. Your was blue a second ago."
"MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO YELL AT YOU BECAUSE YOUR SO STUPID!"
In the kitchen...
"Casey shouldn't have a license to get married..." Raph said.
"People don't have licenses to get married. They marry if they love and care for someone." Donny said.
"Your weird..." Mikey said.
"I know, but I'm just saying, Casey should have one that says: Hello ladies! I'm sorry, but I am not allowed to get married because I am a Stupid-Moron." Raph said.
"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." Leo said.
"I'll go make one for him!" I hopped down out of my seat.
Raph stopped me. "Sit back down and finish your lunch! Then you can make one for him."
"Fine..." I sat back down.
"Even if you did make one, it wouldn't matter. I don't think they would want a divorce with each other. Especially now." Leo said.
After lunch...
"Here you go." I handed Casey a slip of paper.
"What's this?" Casey asked.
"Just read it!" I walked away.
"Hello ladies! I'm sorry, but I am not allowed to get married because I am a Stupid-Moron? What?" Casey asked.
"She made you a license to let people know that you wouldn't be any help to them why they got pregnant." Raph walked right by.
"Oh. That's cute. Wait a minute!"