Chapter 64
"Can I get you anything?" Casey walked into April's room.
"Yes." April said.
"What?"
"The baby..."
"Ah, sorry, but I can't get you the baby. And besides, your eight months pregnant today. You only have one month to go!"
"Do I look like I want only one more month?"
"No."
"THEN MAKE THE BABY COME NOW!"
"Ok. I-I'll see what I do!" Casey ran down stairs. "Raph!"
"What?" Raph turned away from the game that we were playing.
"Do you know how to deliver a baby now?"
"WHAT!"
"Never mind, I'll ask somebody else..." Casey started to leave.
"No, wait a minute, wait a minute...what did you want me to do?" Raph asked again.
"Can you deliver April's baby now?"
"Why?"
"Because she asked me to get someone so she can have the baby now."
"I can't do it! What made you think I could do it? And I thought she was eight months old pregnant today, not nine..."
"She is eight."
"Casey, your a dummy!"
"Please?"
"No! None of us can do it! Sapphire, I'm not allowing her to do it, can't do it, Mikey, I'm not allowing him to do it either, can't do it, I can't do it! You can't do it! Leo can't do it! Donny--"
"Can do it." Casey smiled.
"Wait, he maybe smarter than all of us, but there is no way--"
"This should be interseting...YO, DONNY!" I yelled.
"No, no, no, no, no, no!" Raph tried to shut me up.
"CAN YOU BE APRIL'S DOCOTOR FOR A MINUTE?"
"A minute?" Casey asked. "I think it's going to be a little longer than a minute..."
Donny came upstairs. "Sure, what's wrong with her?"
"She wants to have her baby now, so could you give birth?" I asked.
"Could I what?" Donny asked.
"Give birth. Donny, please! She'll kill me if she doesn't have this baby soon!" Casey said.
"So? She eight months today, I can't give birth! It's way too early!" Donny started going down the stairs again.
"Why? I know the baby will be small, but why?" Casey asked.
"Casey, lunch is in 15 minutes." Donny left.
"Ew." Casey said.
"Better go tell her." I smiled.
"You can. She probably won't kill you."
"No, she won't. But I want to see you get killed."
"Your a sweet little child."
"It's what your going to have to deal with. Better get you ready."
"Maybe I don't want to get ready! Ever think of that?"
"Your kids won't."
"Raph..."
Raph came out of the kitchen. "What?"
"Sapphire's being mean to me!" Casey said.
"What'd you do now?" Raph asked.
"I'm just getting him ready so he'll know what to do when his kids are mean to him. I didn't do anything wrong!" I said.
"Oh. That's ok then." Raph left.
"Raph!" Casey yelled.
"What?" Raph answered.
"Aren't you supposed to yell at Sapphire or something?"
"No! She's right! I know from experience from her, your kids will be acting like this. It'll be good for you."
"WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY?"
"Sapphire's!"
"Meanie..."
"CASEY! WHERE ARE YOU?" April yelled.
"IN THE LIVING ROOM!" Casey answered.
"WELL, GET UP HERE! I WANT TO HAVE THIS BABY!"
"OK!" Casey slowly walked up the stairs. "April?"
"What?" April answered.
"You can't have the baby now."
"What?"
"You can't have the baby now. I'm sorry, but your only eight months pregnant, and the baby--I don't know what'll happen to it if you give birth now, so--"
"Casey, it's fine! I don't care."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Well, can I get you anything else?"
"Nope. Just go downstairs and enjoy yourself."
"Ok." Casey walked down the stairs and sat on the couch.
"Well, that didn't take long! What'd she say?" Raph turned away from the game again.
"No, no! What'd she do?" I said with a big smile.
"She's being scary..." Casey said.
"Really? How?" Raph and I asked.
"She didn't yell at me. She just said to come down here and enjoy myself. Isn't that scary?"
"Casey, your hopeless!" Raph and I turned back to the game.
"No, really! Isn't it?"
"Casey, shut up!" I said.
"No, but really!"
"CASEY, I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE!"