Valentine's Special! Yeah!
This has pretty much nothing to do with the story so far. XD
Keep in mind, I don't own Naruto and that this is a AU fanfic. ALTERNATE FANFICTION. Say it with me. Al-ter-nate. Fan-fic-tion.
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MunieMunie: Hey guys. I'm Munie Munie, the author of this fanfic. As a tribute to this bizzare yet.. How do I say, exciting? Holiday, I thought I'd invite some guests over and ask about their views on the fanfic and on love. The guests are - (Akamaru approaches my chair with an envelope in his mouth. I take it) Ah. Here we go. The guests today are Haku, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. No spoilers for the fic yet. Go me.
(the four students enter and sits on my couch)
MunieMunie: Hey guys. How do you like the fanfic so far? Think it's spiffy, yeah?
Sakura: Sasuke didn't say much in the last chapter. (Sakura scoffed, crossing her arms against her chest)
Sasuke: Naruto ate too much.
Naruto: Tch. You made Kakashi too cool. And you made HIM too cool. (points at Sasuke, with a grumpy, irritated face)
Sasuke: (sighs)
Sakura: (looks as if she wants to bite Naruto's hand off)
MunieMunie: Uh.. Besides that. Haku. How do you like your role in the story?
Haku: (ponders that for a moment) I'm glad I'm alive in this version. (he laughed)
MunieMunie: What do you guys feel about AUs?
Haku/Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto: AU?
MunieMunie: I guess that doesn't concern you guys much. What about love? Who are your love interests?
Naruto: (stands up proudly) I'd die for Sakura-chan!
Sakura: (makes a spiteful face)
Sasuke: ...
MunieMunie: Sasuke? What about you?
Sasuke: I have no love interest. That doesn't concern me.
MunieMunie: Haku?
Haku: Ah... (blushes gently) I'd rather not say. I'm being paid to keep from spoiling the fanfic.
MunieMunie: And what about you, Sakura? You look a bit irritated.
Sakura: Me? Tch. (glares at Naruto) The only person I like at all is -
(the wall behind me practically explodes as an energetic Rock Lee steps into the room)
Rock Lee: Sakura-chan! I love you with all my heart! (he blows kisses at her)
Sakura: AHH! (grabs Naruto and pulls him into the way of the menacing kisses of death)
Naruto: (instantly stunned, falls to the floor. Sakura continues to use him as a human shield)
Rock Lee: Farewell, Sakura-chan! (gives everyone a thumbs up as he smiles, his teeth gleaming. he runs back out of the broken wall)
Haku: ... (shocked)
MunieMunie: Um... So. I guess our time is running out, pretty much. You have any last words?
Haku: I can't wait for the next chapter.
Sasuke: Keep reading. She might not be the greatest of authors, but she can make a mean quesadilla.
Sakura: Is he gone? (tosses Naruto off)
MunieMunie: I have a few words to add, too. This is an Alternate Universe Fanfic. Meaning I can have absolutely nothing be the same if I felt like it. Also, I don't mean to potray the characters wrongly, if I do so. I just play them out as I see they would. With that, have a wonderful Valentine's Day!
(everyone claps. and somewhere in the world, candy hearts are used to write on chalkboards)
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I know this had NOTHING to do with the story. I felt, like the show, I should have specials. So why not have a Valentine's Day one? I hope you liked it. A real chapter will be coming soon.
Don't bother me about anything that's wrong about the plot concerning Zabuza. I know what I'm doing.
Chris, Bon, Cookie, Furre, Hobs, Icia, Jeanie, Minteh, Rai, Soji, Trent, Tylor and especially JD and any others, this is my Valentine's gift to you.