Chapter 70

"Is Mikey ok?" I asked as Leo walked into my room.

"I'm not sure...you got that sauce pretty deep into his eye." Leo said.

"Sorry."

"Donny said he might be blind in his right eye for a few days."

"Great..."

"You know how I told you that you couldn't get those cars for your birthday tomorrow?"

"Yeah."

"I promise you'll get them for your sixteenth birthday, ok?"

"Fine..."

"Ok, see ya later." Leo left.

Mikey walked by with an eye-patch and his arms on his hips. "I hope your happy!"

"Oh, I am." I answered.

"MIKEY! GET INTO YOUR ROOM LIKE DONNY TOLD YOU TO!" Raph yelled.

"ALRIGHT!" Mikey yelled. "I'm the one who's hurt and they all start pissin' off at me!" Mikey mumbled while walking to his room.

Donny walked by and smiled.

"Donny!" I yelled.

"You don't have to yell! I'm right here. What?" Donny asked.

"Is Mikey blind?"

"In his right eye, yes."

"Good...I'll do my prank soon..." I smiled evily.

"But his left eye works just, though." Donny raised an eyebrow at me (If they do have eyebrows...I don' know. Just pretend they do!).

"For how long?"

"How long will it take for his left eye to get blind or--"

"Yeah."

"Never."

"Shoot."

"Not unless you put sauce in that eye, too."

My face lit up. "Do we have any more--"

"Don't even think about!" Donny glared at me.

"Fine. How long will his right eye be blind?"

"The most is three days."

"Cool!" I smiled.

"Your proudof that?" Donny asked.

"Yeah! That's my best work yet! Too bad it wasn't Raph..."

"I HEARD THAT!" Raph yelled.

"I'll be in my room!" I ran away from Raph.

The next day at 6:00 am...

I yawned. "Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear myself, happy birthday to me!"

Ring! Ring!

"That better nt be the shell cell." I glared at my shell cell.

Ring! Ring!

"IS ANYONE GOING TO PICK THAT UP?" I yelled.

Ring! Ring!

"Apparantly not..." I went downstairs and found Donny walking towards the phone.

"What?" he picked up the phone.

He's in a good mood! I thought.

"She's what? She said that? Really? Wow. She is pregnant." Donny smiled. "No, I'm not making fun of you I'm--yeah a little bit but--if you don't let me finish talking, I'm going to put sauce in your eye...what? Oh, nothing! It's just something that happened here last night. No, I'm not going to tell you! Casey, Sapphire just put sauce in Mikey's eye and now he's blind in his right eye! Nothing fun--you think it's funny, don't you? Idiot...what? No, I didn't say anything."

This is boring, I'm going back to bed! I started walking back to my room.

"You got Sapphire that for her birthday?"

On the other hand...! I turned around and listened.

"No, I don't think she'll like it! What? No, it's stupid. How do you know she likes stupid stuff? She doesn't live with you! Look, just because woman like stupid stuff, doesn't mean Sapphire--"

"HEY!" I yelled.

"Oh...gotta go! She's awake! Bye! Well can it wait for another time? Is it important? Then tell me quickly. WHAT! IS THIS THE REASON YOU CALLED! THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? YOU FORGOT? SHELL, SHE'S YOUR OWN WIFE! I--don't worry! We'll be right there! We'll be right there! Ok, bye!" Donny hung up. "LEO! RAPH! MIKEY! SAPPHIRE!" Donny stopped next to me on the stairs.

"What's going on?" I asked.

Leo, Raph, and Mikey came out of their rooms. "What?" Raph yawned.

"APRIL--CASEY--I--H-HOSTIPTAL! I MEAN, SHE IS, I, I UM...AHHH...GA! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! I MEAN, APRIL! APRIL! HOLY SHELL! SHE'S BEEN DOING THAT FOR THE PAST HOUR! WE GOTTA HURRY! BECAUSE--SHE--I--CASEY--YOUUUUU... WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? GO DOWN TO--I AHHH, I MEAN, GO UP TO APRIL AND CASEY'S HOUSE! YA...YA..." Donny yelled.

"Why? What are you talking about?" Leo asked.

"A-April! C-C-C-Casey! They had it!" Donny yelled again.

"They had their baby?" Leo smiled.

"No! They had six! They-had-six! Nine months! Nine long months!" Donny started spazzing out and rocking back and forth. "They and I, I mean--April and Casey they--BABY!" Donny ran out of the lair.

"What was that about?" I asked.

"I think April is in labor now." Raph guessed.

"I believe that was the message..." Leo stared off into space. "Anyway, we'd better go to their house!"

"I know!" Raph laughed. "I mean, they can't get anywhere without Mikey! He's driv--ing..." Raph stared at Mikey.

"What?" Mikey asked.

"Your driving!" Raph pointed.

"So?"

"So we have to get up there!" Raph and Leo dragged Mikey out of the lair.

"This outta be interesting..." I followed.

In the car...

"LEFT! LEFT! MIKEY GO LEFT!" Raph yelled.

"Stop yelling at me! Your making me nervous!" Mikey snapped.

"I know that! I'm sorry! Wait, wait, wait! You just went right! I told you to go left! Mikey, what's wrong with you!" Raph hit him on the head.

"I know you said to go left, but I think it's to the right!" Mikey said.

"Hello? Do you see this paper in my hand?"

Mikey looked at it (a.k.a without watching the road!).

"This is called a map! And--MIKEY LOOK AT THE ROAD!" Raph screamed.

Mikey looked up. "AAHHHHHHH!"

"WATCH OUT FOR THE POLE!"

CRASH!