A/N: Thisis set to 'Mood Rings' by Relient K. This came from a Fruits Basket AMV with the same song. I hope I got Sora's character right...I'm not sure it would matter if Kairi was OOC or not, seeing as this is set 3 years after KH2. It's a little AU-ish, what with Selphie's gift shop...
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, the song 'Mood Rings', or Relient K.
Mood Rings
We all know the girls that I am talking about,
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking,
And the only question's when they'll blow up,
And they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt,
'Cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them.
Kairi was happy when I came back….that must have caused her to be so emotional. See, she's my girlfriend now, but……God, I can't take her mood swings!
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man,
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings,
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off,
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
'Cause what they're thinking...
When she's on one of her 'Tear days', the tears just keep streaming and streaming. But that's nothing compared to what happens when it's 'that time of month'. She could be hugging and kissing me with no mercy one second, and then screaming at me the next. I….I, God damn her hormones! I'm rippin' out my hair here!
She's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way,
Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day,
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing,
And all I said was "someone get that girl a mood ring".
The first thing she told me today was that she was so full of joy she could burst into tears. And she did.
If it's drama you want then look no further,
They're like 'The Real World' meets 'Boy Meets World' meets 'Days of our Lives',
And it just kills me how they get away with murder,
They'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize,
And you know what's stupid? I keep all these thoughts inside my head! Which is 'full of fluff and no brains', as she said in one of her placidly angry moods. But it's just when she bats those adorable Bambi eyes...especially when she's wearing that cute
pink dress with all the zippers…..she's getting away with murder!
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
'Cause what they're thinking...
That's it. All she's getting for her birthday is a mood ring from Selphie's tacky gift store. Then I can tell if she's going to assault me with love or with insults.
'Cause when it's black it means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see,
And when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree,
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed,
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right I must confess).
And I'd keep the colour guide(I'm not good at remembering!), so I could tell what mood she's feeling in her emotional head.
A/N: So, did you like? Did you dislike? Was there any grammar mistakes? Tell me in your reviews!