((sorry folks for the lack of signs durring actions but i had a malfunction and computer wouldn't let me edit but went ahead anyway --;;;))
Chapter 2: skittles
Flash back………
Light: so this exlains where I was before I got to Boston…
Mom: HONEY STOP RUINING THE FLASH BACKS!
Light: fine
Flash back re-done again……….
Light: whistle walking to the video store la la la la la la la la la la la la. hmm I'm hungry why don't I go into this conveniently placed convenient store.
Small-store-clerk: (mono tone) hello and welcome to generic store
Light: ignoring dude buying skittles eating skittles
Guy-outside-window: HEY LADY COME BACK! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR YOUR NEWS PAPER! chases lady
lady: hey stop sexually assaulting me!'
Guy-outside-window: I'm not you didn't pay
Lady: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! beats stuffing out of guy HELP ME HELP ME
Light: yum skittles
5 min later….
Light: maybe I should do something
5 more minutes later…….
Light: something still isn't right. oh well
10 minutes later……..
Light: I guess I could write his name in the DVD…sigh but it would place a precarious hold on my scrumptious bag of skittles..
Light: writes "Guy-outside-the-window" in death note and drops skittles all over the floor
Light: $#&&!
Guy-outside-the-window: GAH MY HEART! dies
Small-store-clerk: OMIGOSH!
Light: I know I can't believe that's actually his name!
Small-store-clerk: faints
Light: goes over and steals small-store-clerk's wallet walks out of store
Lady: are you eating skittles?
Light: um….no
Lady: yes you are
Light: this is a new kind of pesticide
Lady: really
Light: no
Lady: then give me those skittles or I will punch you
Light: why should I?
Lady: punch
Later in an ambulance…….
Mom: Oh my gosh honey SPEAK TO ME!
Light: cough closer
Mom: yes yes what is it?
Light: closer
Mom: yes
Light: closer
Mom: if I moved any closer we would be sharing the same organs.
Light: need….need…
Mom: what do you need?
Light: need to….need to
Mom: WHAT?
Light: need to...stop changing locations!
Mom: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
End of flash back……
Ryuk: that's pretty pathetic
Light: yeah I know but that's not the worst part
The tallest mountain of the tallest cliff of tippy toppiest peak in Mongolia……….
Monk: chant
other monks: chant
other-random-monk: bangs gong
Small-store-chief-monk: Thank you my most humble brothers for joining us today in the worship of the most sacred sky spectacle THE RAINBOW!
monks together: bows low
Small-chief-monk: The small round givers and takers of life have preformed yet another miracle!
all monks: gasp
Small-store-chief-monk: They were dropped yet again causing a whole herd of goats to stampede off a cliff only to land in a new and greener patch of grass!
all monks: GASP!
Small-store-chief-monk: ever since that first fateful day when I witnesses the skittles drop to the ground and purge the world of an evil man, I have vowed to spread the word of their power!
Small-store-chief-monk: Bring in the non-believer!
Non-believer: HEY LET GO OF ME!
Small-store-chief-monk: not until you admit the great and holy power of the round ones
Non-believer: The dropping of those skittles had nothing to do with the re-election of Mitt Romeny!
Monks: BLASPHEMY!
Non-believer: It's true he just has connections with the Chicago mob!
Small-store-chief-monk: (in case you hadn't noticed Mitt Romeny lives in New Hampshire)
monks: all glare at Non-believer
Non-believer: umm…ALL HAIL THE MOST POWERFUL ROUND ONES! bows down hurriedly
Small-store-chief-monk: It's to late now…turn on the radio!
Non-believer: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!
monks: switch on radio
(southern drawl) Aye have recently had' the pleasur on September Fourth of standin' in the ruins of 9/11 and looking at the wreckage those muslim's cuase'd!
Non-believer: AHHHHHH! MY EARS THEY BLEED!
Shakin' the hand of a brave gentl' man whose hand was dang durn cut off by Saddam Hussain, was one of the most proudest moments in all my presidency!
Non-believer: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
For all you good'in American little boys and girls stay away from those muslim's they be bad for ur cholesterol
Little boy: why Mr. President would you want to be so racist, cruel, and cold hearted?
…………..
Non-believer: well now that's a bit better
CAUSE IT'S THE JOB OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SUNNY!
Non-believer: SOMETHINGS WERE NOT MENT FOR MORTAL EARS! GAAAAAAAH! turns to ashes
Monks: ……………………
Small-store-chief-monk: …………………
random-monk: aren't we supposed to be peaceful monks?
Small-store-chief-monk: yeah…..umm… LET'S GO GET SOME PIZZA!
monks: ALRIGHT!
all monks: stampede
A few minutes later…….
pile-of-ashes: well at least I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico…..
Light: shut up, no one cares
pile-of-ashes: how the heck do you even get here?
Light: that's what I keep telling everyone one! I think I must be trapped in some sort of "location moving time paradox"
pile-of-ashes: shut up, no one cares
Light: gets out broom and chases pile of ashes
pile-of-ashes: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Light: HEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAA!
The Real Ending of the Flash Back….
Ryuk: well I'm glad I showed up when I did, seeing how things have gone so far
Light: grumble grumble
Ryuk: but we should get that "location time paradox" thing checked before we start doing anything, I don't want you screwing around with space and time with the death note. The last time some one did that it resulted in the creation of Michael Jackson!
Light: crunch
Ryuk: are you even listening to me?
Light: yum skittles