Another installment. I think the only new person is Trewlany... Sybil Minded is her screename. Other than that, all is the same. This one is a little darker, but if you can look through the sadness to the humor, it's very laughable. Enjoy!
Snakes And Silver has signed on.
Tabby Cat has signed on.
Snakes And Silver: Well I have to put it to you Minerva...
Tabby Cat: Good evening Severus.
Tabby Cat: What have I done now?
Snakes And Silver: You have yourself a bloody good Quidditch team.
Tabby Cat: Why thank you.
Firebolt Flyer has signed on.
Firebolt Flyer: So when are we celebrating Minerva?
Tabby Cat: Oh tomorrow, it's quite cold out tonight.
Firebolt Flyer: Come on! Then we have an excuse to break out the brandy afterwards!
Tabby Cat: Xiomara! Hold your tongue.
Snakes And Silver: Ladies? Do I even want to know?
Tabby Cat: See what you've done Xiomara...
Firebolt Flyer: We're celebrating the GRYFFINDOR WIN, Severus. Something you possibly couldn't understand with that team of yours.
Snakes And Silver: That was uncalled for, Hooch. Slytherin, I remind you, held the Quidditch cup for eight years in a row before Potter came along.
Firebolt Flyer: Oh yes, the-boy-who-lived-to-play-Quidditch...
Tabby Cat: If you noticed, he wasn't at today's match. Detention, I believe.
Snakes And Silver: More like the-boy-who-lived-to-be-a-pain-in-my-ass.
Tabby Cat: Shut your mouth! Both of you!
Firebolt Flyer: Down, Minerva, down...
Tabby Cat: I AM NOT A DOG!
Firebolt Flyer: No... you're a cat.
Tabby Cat has gone away.
Snakes And Silver: See what you've done?
Firebolt Flyer: Me? No way, it was all you.
Snakes And Silver: Oh shut up... does it really matter?
Snakes And Silver: Minerva, come back.
Firebolt Flyer: I know you're there Minerva.
Firebolt Flyer: I'll find you tomorrow and we can celebrate, okay?
Firebolt Flyer has signed off.
Snakes And Silver: Are you coming back?
Tabby Cat has come back.
Tabby Cat: You fight like siblings, I swear.
Snakes And Silver: Terrible sorry Minerva, but I get tired of hearing everyone say how great Potter is on that wretched broomstick.
Tabby Cat: Ah... finally the truth comes out.
Firebolt Flyer has signed on.
Tabby Cat: You know Severus, in your younger days you were very suave on the broom yourself.
Snakes And Silver: Please Minerva, I couldn't ride two feet of the ground.
Tabby Cat: You lie, you were the best in class that year.
Tabby Cat: In fact I clearly recall you trying to woo Andromeda Black with your skills.
Snakes And Silver: Go ahead, spill my whole story in front of Xiomara.
Firebolt Flyer: Trust me, hon... I know all your stories.
Snakes And Silver: Shut up... and don't call me 'hon'.
Snakes And Silver: And for your information, I did try to woo Andromeda, she was very attractive. But...
Snakes And Silver: Black cursed my broom... and it wouldn't hold still.
Tabby Cat: Sad to say I knew it.
Snakes And Silver: WHAT?
Firebolt Flyer: Ohhh... the truth is revealed.
Snakes And Silver: Shut up... what do you mean you 'knew'... you knew SIRIUS BLACK cursed my broom!
Tabby Cat: Yes...
Snakes And Silver: And you let the wretched kid get away with it!
Tabby Cat: For your protection, surely.
Snakes And Silver: Please tell before I strangle you.
Tabby Cat: Look, as much as you hate to believe it... she ah - got around. By fourth year every one of my students was taken in by here beauty, in more ways than one.
Tabby Cat: She would only take advantage of you.
Snakes And Silver: I'm dripping with thanks...
Snakes And Silver: Good night all.
Snakes And Silver has signed off.
Firebolt Flyer: See what you've done now?
Tabby Cat: Be Quiet.
Firebolt Flyer: Meow...
Tabby Cat: Terribly sorry Xiomara, but can you lay off... this is not a happy situation.
Perfectly Pink has signed on.
Tabby Cat: And it just got ten times worse.
Tabby Cat: Merlin can I ever win?
Tabby Cat has gone away.
Firebolt Flyer: You have a winning Quidditch team Minerva... oh look, it's the pig. That's what you're running from. Off I go then.
Firebolt Flyer has signed off.
Charmed has signed on.
Mutated Plants has signed on.
Charmed: Hello all.
Mutated Plants: Hello.
Perfectly Pink: Good Evening Madame Sprout, Professor Flitwick.
Charmed: Bloody hell, not again.
Perfectly Pink: I beg your pardon?
Muatated Plants: He said "BLOODY HELL, NOT AGAIN."
Perfectly Pink: I saw what he said. I will have you know that the Ministry of Magic will have not have this sort of perverse language on these chat rooms.
Perfectly Pink: And before you go all cheeky, I would consider the fact that with Dumbledore gone I hold to the ability to sack you all on a whim.
Perfectly Pink: Yes that's right, I don't even have to have a paper.
Charmed has signed off.
Mutated Plants has signed off.
Perfectly Pink: I'll start with the half-breeds like Flitwick and Hagrid.
Perfectly Pink: And then the dunces like Sprout and Hooch.
Perfectly Pink: And then the people who are loyal to anyone but the Minister... ahh yes... Minerva and Severus. Of course!
Perfectly Pink: Oh Hogwarts will be set right finally!
Charmed has signed on.
Charmed: Pardon me, Headmistress.
Perfectly Pink: Yes, Professor Flitwick. ahem
Charmed: It seems someone has set off a box of the Weasley's fireworks in the third floor corridor. Perhaps it would do you well to investigate.
Perfectly Pink: Ahh yes, I'll get right on it Professor.
Perfectly Pink has signed off.
Charmed: All clear!
Tabby Cat has come back.
Mutated Plants has signed on.
Sybil Minded has signed on.
Tabby Cat: How did you do it Filius?
Charmed: She won't be back for a while.
Mutated Plants: I agree with Minerva, how?
Sybil Minded: My inner eye sees some smart magic at work in the castle.
Charmed: It's simple, I put a ward on the third floor corridor to allow no one in but Umbridge, and to allow no one out. It's not impossible to break.
Mutated Plants: But with someone of her magical intelligence, it will take a while.
Tabby Cat: Brilliant Filius, brilliant.
Sybil Minded: See, My inner eye was correct again.
Charmed: Could it happen to be that your 'inner eye' just happened to be wondering down the staircase leading to the third floor when I was setting up the ward?
Mutated Plants: Good, very good.
Sybil Minded: No! How dare you! My Grandmother was a seer! A famous seer!
Sybil Minded: Death to you all. DEATH!
Sybil Minded has signed off.
Tabby Cat: Poor woman.
Charmed: Much agreed Minerva.
Mutated Plants: Where's Severus?
Tabby Cat: Please don't ask... he's in a right mood.
Mutated Plants: Quidditch, I suppose? Good game, by the way.
Tabby Cat: That might have started it...
Tabby Cat: And thank you, Pomona.
Charmed: Yes I congratulate you also.
Tabby Cat: Thank you.
Mutated Plants: I have to leave. I do hope Severus comes out of his funk, Minerva.
Tabby Cat: I'm sure he will, see you tomorrow Pomona.
Charmed: So long everyone... I will see you all tomorrow.
Snakes And Silver has signed on.
Tabby Cat: Good bye Filius.
Tabby Cat: Oh... Hello Severus.
Snakes And Silver: Are you the only company to keep, Minerva?
Tabby Cat: Well I could fetch Umbridge if you're so desperate to get away from me.
Tabby Cat: You know what... just forget it Severus. I'll spare you Umbridge.
Tabby Cat: Good night.
Tabby Cat has signed off.
Snakes And Silver: Good riddance then.
Sherbet Lemon has signed on.
Snakes And Silver: She's not here, Albus.
Sherbet Lemon: Well, hello Severus.
Sherbet Lemon: How are you this evening?
Snakes And Silver: Oh just great...
Sherbet Lemon: Glad to hear it then.
Perfectly Pink has signed on.
Snakes And Silver: Are you always so cheerful?
Sherbet Lemon: Yes.
Shankes And Silver: Good night then.
Sherbet Lemon: Good night, Severus.
Perfectly Pink: Hello.
Sherbet Lemon: Hello.
Perfectly Pink: Who are you?
Sherbet Lemon: Who am I?
Perfectly Pink: Yes... who are you?
Sherbet Lemon: You know, at times I'm not sure.
Perfectly Pink: Saint Mungo's board is two down the list.
Sherbet Lemon: Well get going then.
Sherbet Lemon: I belong here.
Perfectly Pink: Tell me, WHO are you?
Sherbet Lemon: I do believe we're starting to sound like a very repetitive song, haven't we covered who I am?
Perfectly Pink: NO.
Tabby Cat has signed on.
Sherbet Lemon: Oh, right then... I'm your worst nightmare.
Perfectly Pink: You're a clown?
Sherbet Lemon: Wha- Yes. Yes I am a clown.
Perfectly Pink: No... You can't be.
Sherbet Lemon: With a big red nose, and a fluffy collar!
Sherbet Lemon: And I even have a pinstripe rainbow suit that can squirt water from a conveniently placed flower on the pocket.
Perfectly Pink: NOOO...
Sherbet Lemon: Yes.
Perfectly Pink has signed off.
Tabby Cat: A clown?
Sherbet Lemon: Apparently her worst nightmare.
Tabby Cat: Who would have guessed?
Sherbet Lemon: Severus was on earlier, seemed very... ah... off color.
Tabby Cat: It figures.
Tabby Cat: I just don't want to talk about it Albus.
Sherbet Lemon: Whatever it is, I'm sure he will come around.
Tabby Cat: In his own time.
Sherbet Lemon: Exactly.
Tabby Cat: I sound like a child, but when will you be back?
Sherbet Lemon: It is not childish to miss one you love. As for when I will be back, I have no idea at the moment.
Tabby Cat: Oh...
Sherbet Lemon: I have to go, Minerva.
Tabby Cat: Oh...
Sherbet Lemon: Love to you.
Tabby Cat: And send it back doubled.
Sherbet Lemon has signed off.
Snakes And Silver has signed on:
Snakes And Silver: Albus?
Tabby Cat: He left just a moment ago.
Snakes And Silver has gone away.
Tabby Cat: Quit being childish.
Tabby Cat: Look... I'm sorry Severus.
Snakes And Silver has come back.
Tabby Cat: I'm sorry.
Tabby Cat has signed off.
Snakes And Silver: I'm sorry too, Minerva.
Snakes And Silver has signed off.
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