Chapter 91
In the battleshell...
"I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die..." Raph chanted over and over.
"Oh, shut up!" I yelled.
"But it's true!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is...don't argue with me! You won't win!"
"Can we just get this over with?"
"Yes...let's get it over with..."
It was silent for a moment.
"Hello?" I asked.
"What?" Raph looked at me.
"What do I do?"
"Put your seat belt on."
"It is on."
"Oh...well then in that case, start up the car?"
"Which key and how?"
"That key and to the right?"
"...You have no clue, do you?"
"Nope."
"Then why are you the one teaching me?"
"It was either me or Mikey."
"Great! So I have two teachers who have no clue what they're doing!"
"Donny does...and maybe Leo...do you want them to teach you instead of me?"
"Yes, but let's try today, anyway..."
"Why?"
"Because nobody's home except you, me, and Mikey. If I want Donny or Leo to teach me, I'd have to start driving tomorrow."
"So?"
"So, I don't want to start driving tomorrow...I want to start now." I said.
"Why?" Raph asked.
"Look, can't you just try your best?"
"No..."
"Great..."
"Sapphire, I have no clue what to do!"
"Are you just saying that?"
"What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that you do know your doing, but you just don't want to teach me..."
"Nope...I seriously do not know what the shell I am doing right now. I strongly suggest that you have Leo or Donny teach you. Mostly Donny. Not Mikey...don't ask Mikey...you'll be dead before the car starts up..."
"Can't you just try?"
"Nope."
"Oh, for God's sake, Raph! It's not that hard!"
"If it's so easy, you teach yourself, then!"
"Alright...I will..."
"Fine." Raph got out of the car and went back down into the lair.
"Hey," Mikey said. "Where's Sapphire?"
"She's teaching herself how to drive..." Raph answered.
"What? You let her behind the wheel alone? When she has no clue what the shell to do?"
"Well, we had a little argument and she thought that driving is so easy, that she can just teach herself. Therefore, I let her."
"You idiot..."
"What?"
"You do realize what's going to happen now, right?"
"What?"
"Something bad is going to happen to Sapphire...I don't know what, but I know it'll be bad. Also, whatever happens to her, Leo and Donny will think that it was all my fault, even though I wasn't the one teaching her today, but they'll still think that it's my fault! Even when it's your fault! We have to go find her!"
"If something bad does happen, I'll tell Don and Leo what happened and then you won't get the blame for it...ok?"
"Fine, but we still have to go find her!"
"What for? She'll be fine!"
"No she won't!"
"Yes she will! She's a strong woman! She can take care of herself!" Raph said.
"Behind the wheel of the battleshell? Not to mention all of the buttons that lead to missles firing off and all of the other dead things?" Mike asked.
"...You know, I really hate it when you act like me."
"And I hate it when you act like me! Your such an idiot!"
"Alright! Alright! Let's just give her an hour or two, and if she's not back by then, we'll go looking for her."
Two hours later...
"Oh crud...this isn't good...this isn't good! Mikey, Sapphire's not back, yet!" Raph yelled.
"Like I haven't noticed..." Mikey glared at him.
"Leo and Donny are coming home in an hour...what are we going to say to them?"
"That it wasn't me, it was you."
"Oh, come on! We have to go out and look for her!"
"Finally!"
Out on their shellcycles...
"Do you see anything?" Raph asked.
"Nope..." Mikey answered.
"Great..."
"This is going to be reall hard to find her now."
"How?"
"Because you had to give her a two hour head start, she could be anywhere!"
"I really do hate it when you act like me..."
"That's not the point!"
"Fine, just keep looking..."
"You keep looking!"
"I am looking!"
"No your not! Your talking!"
"So are you!"
"What's that?"
"Shut up!"
"No, Raph, what is that?" Mikey asked.
"What?" Raph looked around.
"Uh, oh..."
"What?"
"I hate to say this...acually, I'm sorta glad that I was right for once...but, I told you so..."
"Told me what?"
"That something bad would happen to her."
"Who?"
"Sapphire."
"Oh. Why? What happened? I really don't see anything!"
"Do you see that blue and green house over there?"
"Yeah...what's that on the side of the house?"
"That's a car that crashed into the house..."
"Oh, I feel bad for that person..." Raph said.
"I feel bad for you..." Mikey replied.
"Why?"
"Donny and Leo are going to have your shell for this..."
"Why?"
"That car that's crashed into the blue and green house is the battleshell!"