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Now a word from your authors...

Whazzup Ya'll!

Lunar and Divine here. We have some things to discuss... ::ahem::

Topic 1: We apologize for taking so long to update the fic. There's been a few problem with the computer so hence the late chapter.

Topic 2: We will soon be wrapping up V and D on Jury Duty, but don't worry... we've decided it will be a continuing story. We haven't come up with a good name for the second story, still in development.

Without further a due...

Vash and Wolfwood on Jury Duty

Chapter 5: Decisions, Decisions

Lunar and Divine

*Mei City Courthouse*

B.B.III: Well you all heard Judge Bluesummers, make your decision then get back to me. Ta Ta.

::He leaves the room::

Vash: ::Tummy Growling:: They at least could have feed us before they put us in this crappy room which by the way smells like sour pee.

Meryl: I told you to eat breakfast this morning, but no. You were joking around with that slut over there.

::Meryl pointing in Angel's direction::

Angel: SLUT! Don't get mad cause I'm hotter than you!

Wolfwood: Burn.

Meryl: Men only think your hot cause your a slut!

Wolfwood: Inferno.

Angel: That's it you wanna go, LET'S GO!

::They start fighting::

Vash: Girls, stop this.

::They ain't listening::

::Vash is about to go stop the fight::

Wolfwood: What the hell are you doing?

Vash: I'm gonna stop the fight.

Wolfwood: Are you fucking crazy? Never stop a cat fight, unless you don't wanna have kids, besides Angels winning. It's gonna be over soon.

::Pause::

L and D: Angel, kick her ass!

::Resume::

Vash: I can't just stand here.

::He tries to stop the fight...big mistake, two fist heads for his "Manhood"::

Vash: AHHHHHHHHHH............... MY JOYSTICK!

::Vash passes out::

A and M: OMG!

Wolfwood: Poor son of a bitch, I tried to warn him.

::They run over to Vash::

Angel: Vash! Vash! Wake up.

Meryl: It's his fault.

::Pause::

Lunar: Oh shit.

Divine: ::Crying for Vash:: I feel your pain.

::Resume::

Vash: ........................................................................................................

::A few minutes later Vash wakes up::

Angel: Vashie, I'm so sorry, we didn't mean to uh...um...punch... you "there". Right Meryl?

Meryl: ...

::Angel punches Meryl in the arm::

Meryl: Oww! Um...yeah were sorry.

Angel: Are you mad at us?

Vash: ::Speaking Low:: You know I can't stay mad at you, Angel.

Angel: I'm glad.

Meryl: What about me?

Vash: Oh yeah. I'm not mad at you either.

Meryl: ::Mutters:: Bastard.

::She walks of to her typewriter::

Vash: I feel kinda cold.

Angel: Is it that serious?

Vash: You punched me there, I feel it everywhere.

Angel: Oh...we'll I have a blanket in my backpack if it'll help ya.

::She pulls it out of her back pack, then puts it over Vash::

Vash: I'll be up and about in 10 minutes.

::10 minutes pass::

Vash: I'm alive again!

Wolfwood: Good to have you back chicken shit!

Millie: Were trying to decide what to have for lunch.

Vash: Oh that's easy Dunkin' Donuts is the way to go.

Meryl: KFC

Angel: Eww, Kentucky Fried Cat. I say we order from China Buffet.

Millie: I'm with Angel.

Summer: Uh...excuse me, we've been wondering... why is it that you five get to decide everything?

::The gang pulls out there guns::

Summer: Ok...fair enough.

Angel: Chinese it is!

::She walks over to the door::

Angel: Yo B.B.!

B.B.III: Have you come to a verdict.

Wolfwood: Hell no Homo, we found out that if you keep us here you have to get us food, on your dime.

B.B.III: Damn! Fine, what do you want?

Millie: Go to China Buffet.

Angel: Pick us up 15 number 3 combos and 15 Diet Dr. Peppers, chopsticks and napkins.

B.B.III: ...Fine. While you wait you can take a break.

::He leaves::

::Vash watches Angel like a TV, Wolfwood notices this::

Vash: Hey Wolfwood, can I talk to you for a sec?

Wolfwood: Is it about Angel?

Vash: Yeah! How did you know?

Wolfwood: I'm psyco.

Vash: Don't you mean psychic?

Wolfwood: Yeahhhh sure, thats it...anyway go on.

Vash: Your really psychic! Cool ok since I got punched in my "Lt. wiggles", am I going to be ok down there?

Wolfwood: When does it hurt ???

Vash: Every time I breath, blink and eat.....donuts.

Wolfwood: Why donuts?

Vash: Dunno, might be god telling me to cut back.

Wolfwood: O...K..., anyway I forsee you will never be able to get your "Jack Hoff" on again.

Vash: Huh???

Wolfwood: Nothing, You'll see later. You know what else I can tell you, In the near future I see you asking me a question.

Vash: OMG! Your good. I was just about to ask you a question.

Wolfwood: No really!? Anyways this game is dumb...what's the question?

Vash: There's something about her, but I don't know what, what do you think?

Wolfwood: Are you fucking kidding me? Do you want me to make a list?

Vash: Is it that obvious?

Wolfwood: Really chicken shit! She's hot, she shares all your interest, from gun slinging to drinking, did I mention the she's hot. If I were you I would have bang...ur...bagged her already.

Vash: Never thought of it that way. Thanks for the talk Wolfwood.

Wolfwood: No problemo.

::Angel and Millie pop up behind Vash and Wolfwood::

Angel and Millie: What are you two talking about?

Wolfwood: Holy Chicago! Jesus, you can't sneak up on people like that!

Millie: Sorry.

Angel: I'm sorry too, but you two are acting so secretive.

Vash: Just a conversation about ...um...wrestling.

Millie: Wrestling?

V and W: Yeah wrestling, hahaha.

Angel: O...K...

::Meanwhile, in the dark corner of the room::

Meryl: Look at them over there plotting against me, it's not fair, she just came along and she has a stronghold on Vash, I know! I'll do a background check on her, then reveal her for the fraud she is, that's good...no it's GREAT.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Everyone stares at her::

Angel: You guys think the beating I gave her has to do with that?

Wolfwood: I believe so...

::Anyways B.B.III returns with their food::

B.B.III: Here, take the damn food! You guys suck almost religiously!

Millie: We love you too!

B.B.III: Eat, then make your decisions then get out of my sight I never wanna see you howdy doo-da motherfellas again!

Wolfwood: You know... his homosexuality is starting to overwhelm me more and more every time I see him.

Angel: Who cares! Let's get to eating.

::Everyone scarf's food into their mouths::

Angel: Oh...Oh God! I gotta use the bathroom!

::She runs off to the B.room::

Wolfwood: What the fuck!? Did he get this from the back of a truck!?

::Angel comes back after throwing up::

Angel: It taste like shit, coated with shit and a little hint of shit!

Meryl: I don't taste it.

Vash: Are you serious?

Millie: It does indeed taste like...butt...dirty butt.

Angel: Meryl, are you used to eating slop?

Meryl: Is slop what we are eating?

Angel: Never mind. ::Mutters:: Slow girl.

Vash: This is crap! They keep us in this nasty room, I saw to mice having sex in the corner a while ago. They feed us mucked up food, that taste like they took it out of some diarrhea toilet water and they still expect us to do work!Well you know what screw them!

Wolfwood: Testify, Reverend Vash!

Angel: So what do we do? Rebel?

Wolfwood: Damn straight!

Meryl: That isn't a good idea you guys.

Millie: It's always ideas with you Meryl, lighten up! I got your back you guys!

Meryl: Millie?

Vash: Who's with us?

Everyone else: Yeah.

Gregorio: Satan said... LET'S TORCH THIS BITCH DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: ...................Yeah.

Millie: So...uh...how do we start?

Vash: ...Dunno.

Angel: Hmm...I got! If you have a weapon, pull it out.

::Everyone pulls out a weapon except for Mary::

Mary: I have a lighter.

Vash: Good, we can use it.

Angel: Mary, if you see anything flammable light it! That's what you do, K?

Mary: Forgive me God... Got it.

Wolfwood: Let's do this.

Vash: Hold on...we need a plan.

Angel: Let's just attack by force, But no killing

Vash: ...especially you Wolfwood.

Wolfwood: What you mean?

Meryl: Well you guys better get a move on...if your gonna do this?

Vash: Your cool with this?

Meryl: No...but I won't stop you.

Vash: Were rubbing off on you.

Meryl: ::Whispers:: I hope not.

Millie: Let's go guys!

::They reach to open the door but...::

Angel: What the... it's locked!

::Suddenly they hear "someone" talking from the loudspeaker::

???:Do you people think were stupid!

Everyone: Um...pretty much, yeah.

???: Oh...well...um, we aren't that stupid.

::In the background::

Person 2: Hey B.B.III, you finished talking to them yet.

B.B.III: You fucking...oh my god! You blew it you ass.

Person 2: Oops! My bad.

B.B.III: Now that you know it's me, I might as well tell you this...you will not make it out of here.

::Back to Vash and the gang::

Wolfwood: You done?

B.B.III: Duh!

Wolfwood: Good.

Angel: To hell with this! Vashie can I see your gun?

Vash: Sure. ::Unzips his pants::

Angel: Actually! I meant your other gun...

Vash: Oh! Here you go.

Angel: Thanks.

::She shoots the hinges of the door::

Angel: And with a little shove...

::She pushes the door with her finger, and it collapses::

Vash: That was so hot...

Angel: Vash, you know anything I do is hot.

Wolfwood: Let's move!

::The group runs out of the room, all is going well until... Vash gets shot at::

Millie: Where did that shot come from?

::Suddenly some dude jumps down from...only God knows where::

V, W, M and M: OMG! It's you!

Angel: Who's that?

???: I'll tell you who I am little girl...

Scroll down to find out.

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???: I'm none other than I The Great...

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Lunar: I'm gonna stop here for now. I finally left you guys with a cliffhanger!

Divine: Next chapter "And Thus Their Story Ends". Yes it's the last chapter.

Lunar: You guys were great! You all have the rest of the day off.

Wolfwood: Well...me and Millie have some catching up to do. We'll be in my trailer.

Millie: See ya!

Angel: ::Yawn:: I'm tired, I'm going to sleep.

Vash: I'll join you.

Meryl: What about me!?

Divine: You said something, Meryl?

L and D: Anyways, LOVE AND PEACE!