The True Zelda part 1

by xpNc

Nintendo found a story of a boy named Link...they told the heroic things...I'm telling the rest!When You review, tell me which chapter was the funniest! It'll help with number 2!

2. The really short chapter

I forgot to say in the first chapter, I own nothing Zelda, All characters expressed herein (unless OCs) are copywritten to nintendo and are not mine. And for some confused people, Navi is actually a girl. Just wanted to clear that up.

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"Sooooo... you're trying to tell me that a tree wants to talk to me."

"Wha's so far-fetched about that?"

"Hmmmm... maybe the fact THAT TREES CAN'T TALK!"

"How would you know?"

"Well, For starters I LIVE IN A FOREST!"

"And?"

"I'VE BEEN SURROUNDED BY TREES ALL MY LIFE!"

"Uh-huh..."she said."Let's just go to the Deku tree."

"Ya know what? FINE!"

"Sweeeeet. That was easier then that last kid."

"Last...kid?"

"Oh...um...forget I even said that..."

"Said what?"

"Good job."

So they walked to the edge of he village, which would usaully only take 20 minutes tops; but Link fell asleep...Thrice (three times for you idiots) so it took them an hour. Bored out of her mind, Navi drew all over Link's face; With a permanent marker. Link woke up and attempted to attack Navi, But Navi used some magic to hold him still. They did this for 15 minutes before they realized that they were at the kokori/forbidden forest gate.

"I'm sorry Link, I can't let you in without a shield."said some random guard.

"NAVI , I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY HIM!"

"Ummm... How about "no",".She said."Link, we could just buy a shield instead of threatning this guard."

"We could, but that's no fun."

"Oh well. Anywhoo...you look like a loaded kid; How much rupees ya got?"

"I dunno. Probably...zero."

"WHAT THE HELL! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RUPEES AT ALL!"

"Guess not."

"Kay... follow me to the stupid shield place."she commanded."I have a plan."

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