I can't take full credit for that last chapter. Another author (Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs) Did some of it to.

"My hat?" I asked in surprise.

"DUR!"

"You don't need to be so rude about it..."

"Yes I do."

"Look, can we just leave?"

Navi flew thousands of times faster then Link could walk. So fast, that Navi went to the future. She wound up in the times after people would fight with swords. So we won't be seeing Navi for a while.

"Navi? NAVI! Ahhww fuck. So...Umm...now where do I go?"

Of course Link had no idea where the hell he was going, So he went to Saria's house.

"SARIA!" I screamed ", Where is she?"

KNOCK KNOCK

"GASP What if she's in trouble!" I said "I have to save her!"

CAREACK "SARIA!"

kiss smooch

"Kiss me Mido,"

"MIDO!"I screamed. "SARIA YOU LOVE MIDO?"

kiss smooch

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Must end life now!"

So Link (who did not have a sword at the moment) tried to pummel himself with his shield...Untill he realized that he could just smack Mido over the head.

FWACK

And Mido was out cold.

MEANWHILE, WHERE EVER NAVI IS...

"Hello?"

"Yes-a?..."

"Who are you?"

"it's-a me Mario!"

"Mario...uh-oh..." she said "I haven't seen you since super smash brothers melee..."

"Why-a didn't you-a call..a?"

"Hmmm...Maybe cause I hate you."

"Oh-a. That-a make-sa sense-sa"

"Luigi!" he screamed "Get-a over here!"

"But I'm-a making spaggheti!"

"Excuses...Excuses.."

"Uh-huh...can I please leave now?"

"How-a?" Mario & Luigi both said in unison.

"I dunno... Gotta time machine?"

"Time-a chine-a?"

"Nooooo...Time machine."

"No-a."

"Sorry-a"

"Hate you."

BACK TO LINK'S STORY

"LINK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"

"Sorry Saria...It's just that ummm..."

"What?"

"I ummm l-l-l-..."

"Yes?"

"SariaIloveyou!" I said really fast

"Guess what? YOU JUST BLEW YOUR CHANCE BUCKO!"

"How-"

"Me and Mido were breaking up!"she replied "That was our last kiss!"

"DAMMIT!" I cursed loudly

"But now... I might get together with Mido again."

By this time; Link had already fwack-ed Mido forty-two more times over the head with his shield and Mido was bleeding out of his (Extremely large) ears. "Can we just get to the part with the sword? Swords make guys hot." Saria asked

"Ya, make me hot!" I said

FINE! Then after two hours, Link and Saria found the Gate out of town.

RUMBLE

"Huh?" I asked

RUMBLE

"I think it's a-" Saria got cut off, as a boulder flew out of the sky.

"RUN!"

So they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran-

"HEY! No more fillers!" I said. "Wait; Saria look at that!"

"Wow.."

"I'm gonna grab it!"

"Ok!"

CHING CHING

DA-NA-NA-NA

You got: THE KOKORI SWORD!