Author's Note: Yay. I was wondering when one of these would come for my darling Shigure. So, I made one myself. Kudos to x Fade x To x Black x for the inspiration. And giving me the courage to write this.
Thank you!
The Shigure Effect
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I saw Tohru shaving her moustache.
And I whispered to myself, "I'd hit that."
"Shigure-san?"
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"Yes, flower?"
"You just said---."
"Yes, my flower, yes I know."
": O"
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I borrowed Hatori's Western car to go to the lingerie store and peep at some bitches.
Because, that's where the women get together to have sex.
Too bad I was driving from the passenger seat.
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"Shigure..."
"Yes, Haa-san?"
"You destroyed my car."
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Damn him.
Ayame pwns.
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"I heard that, Shigure."
"Oh."
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Yuki asked for some money to take Tohru out for a date.
I told him you don't need money to have sex in a Froot Loops box.
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I wub Akito.
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But she doesn't wub me.
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So I get pleasure from her sweet ass mommuh.
Hellz yeah.
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I saw Tohru again, shaving her moustache.
But I encouraged her to keep it.
Because it looks helluh hawt.
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Mitchan came over again.
Dayumm.
That girl's got it bad.
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I ate corn.
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Then I farted.
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But it's okay, we bishounen can fart, but the producers edit it out.
Tohru told me she likes her new moustache.
But it's like, nine thousand times furrier now.
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Oh well.
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I'm going to go pleasure up Ren.
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Just to make Akito sad.
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I ordered KFC just to piss Kureno off.
The KFC dude looks pretty old.
I wonder if he had man boobs.
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I wonder...
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"Hey, Shigure, I want you bad."
"I know you do, Kyou."
That's what I wrote in my diary.
Which is under Kyou's pillow, which is on top of his bed.
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Damn that's kiiiinkiiie.
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I asked Hanajima and Uotani if they liked older men.
But they turned me down.
;-;
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Now I know how Hiro feels, being rejected by a crybaby like Kisa.
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I tried to switch my pet hamster's brain with Akito's.
But I realized Akito's was too small to even pick up with tweezers.
;-;
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I watched "Celebrity Makeout Match: Britney Spears and Dakota Fanning" with Yuki.
What a perfect way to spend Friday night.
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I tripped over a rock.
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And I made Hatori kiss my boo-boo.
Damn that's kiiiinkiiiie.
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