Author's Note: I do not own Shigure, but I do own a pair of...

...sneakers.


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rowr.

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"Tohru, did you ever see the movie 'Gay People Say No'?"

"No."

"HAHAOMFGLOLLMAONGHAHALUL! UR SO GAY!"

"ONG REELY!"

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She thinks she's so cool, with her 'ONG'.

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"yo lyke ur such a crazzy beeotch ong y did u tell toru she is gay!11"

"Go away Yuki. You're not cool anymore."

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Yesterday, I split a line between the house, saying that the side I was on was the 'KOOL' side,

and the other side with Yuki, Kyou, and Tohru was the homosexual side.

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HAHAOMFGLOLLMAONGHAHALUL.

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I bet some of you were wondering who the heck Belinda is.

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Well, I'll tell you.

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I will.

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I will...

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...bang you in the kitchen.

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HAHAOMFGLOLLMAONGHAHALUL.

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u akchully beleeved dat i wud bng u in the kitchen!11

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ONGPUNK'DLOLWTRF.

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I wanna be in a soap opera.

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So I can whine about my life, when I'm rich and beautiful.

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"Akito, can I be in a soap opera?"

"No."

T.T

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I shot Hiro.

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But he lived.

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Now he's 50 Cent's reincarnation.

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Rin's jelly now because Hiro's the reincarnation of someone kewl.

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"ONG SHEEGURAY WTF Y IS HIRO DA REINCAR---W/E OF 5O SENT?11"

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I'm going to erase her name from my 'Who Does Shigure Want to Do Lalaboohonalulu With?" list.

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hullz yuh.

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