NOW LINK HAS STARTED HIS QUEST TO GET THE TWO REMAINING SPIRITUAL STONES. WHAT WILL HAPPEN? DON'T ASK ME I'M JUST THE GUY WHO DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS.
Note: This Link is a complete and total moron and this story is a parody of the Ocarina of Time just in case you couldn't figure that out
"So Link, It appears you have to find two stones."
"Uh-huh...any clue about the WHEREABOUTS of these stones?"
"Hoooo...I know Link."
"Screw off Kae-Gae."
"LINK HE KNOWS WHERE THE STONES ARE!"
"Ya, and?"
"You are a moron. I wish I killed the Deku tree before I was asigned."
"Fairies get asigned?" asked Saria staring at her fairy, questionalably "Cuz Gator over here told me that there's a 'spiritual bond' that 'draws a fairy' to a kokiri.
"What are you smoking Gator? We have our own union, employee of the month and so on. Um...? Gator?"
"SHUT UP NAVI, THE KOKIRI AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!"
"Oh...Why?"
"CUZ YOU'RE A MORON!"
"Well that doesn't seem like a very good reason..."
"Grr..."
"Now I can't trust you Gator. Go away."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And that explains why Saria doesn't have her fairy in the Game after she meets up with Link after he grows up.
"Jeez Saria Your fairy is fugging loud." Link said in disgust
"Shut up, he ain't mine anymore."
"ANYHOOO Kae-Gae you still there?"
"Hoo.."
"Where the hell are the stones?"
"Hoo...Death Mountain, Zora's Domain...ooH"
"Hm...Can you be a little bit more specific?"
"No."
"I see...then I guess you have to die."
"HooOOO?-" Before he could finish, Link stabbed him in the head the scream was so loud that Link's head exploded.
"There we go," Kae gae said.
"Why aren't you dead?" Navi asked.
"I cannot die until I've met you at every assigned spot, you may possibly find them in the stragegy guide."
Fred healed Link, who yelled, "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" until his voice box ran out and his head blew up... again.
Fred needed to refill his magic, so he flew into Kokiri forest where they heard: "Hey! Letgo of me! FAIRYNAPPING IN PROGRESS! HELP FAIRY POLICE!"
Fred flew out really fast, holding Gator with three fairy police hot on his wings. Fred threw Gator at Link to heal him, and Gator was sent flying after healing. The three police arrived, and Fred knocked two out and threw the third to Gerudo valley.
"Wow, I never knew you were so strong," Navi said.
"Yep! And I also can eat staplers."
The other four, completely confused, ran away to Death Mountain, or flew to the top in Kae Gae's case.
"So this is death mountain, eh?" Link asked
"Obiously! There's a sign over there that says: 'DEATH MOUNTAIN'!"
"So...that doesn't mean it's death mountain!"
"Who was the 3rd one? Link questioned
"Me." replied Saria
"Eh? You're still here? Does that mean that Malon is still here?"
"Yep"
"Sweet, I got a posse of girls! Hmm...should I invite Zelda? She was pretty hot..."
"HEY!" Saria and Malon said in Unison
"Link, you do realize Zelda speaks out of nowhere, right?" Said Navi
"Ummm...NOT-UH!"
"Why are you defending her?"
"I don't know."
"Shouldn't we be heading to Goron city?"
"Meh, we've walked to much today! Let's have a campfire and roast marshmallows!"
"Yay!" They all said