THIS COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BE THE LAST CHAPTER OF PART ONE. I MIGHT MAKE AN ELEVENTH, BUT YOUR REVIEWS WILL INSURE WEITHER OR NOT

Link, Navi and Saria were heading for Zora's Domian when Kae Gae appeared in front of them.

"We meet again," he said.

However, the three ignored him and kept going. "Oh come on!" Kae Gae begged. "I'll tell you something you don't know!" They ignored him. "Fine, I won't tell you who has the Spiritual Stone."

They stopped and looked at him. "Who has it?" they all said together.

"No, you obviously don't care, so- WAIT! I WAS JUST JOKING!"

They had continued to walk. "Bastards," Kae Gae muttered and flew away.

"So who do you think has the rock?" Navi wondered out loud.

"Keep your thoughts to yourself."

"Shut up Link."

"You shut up!"

"Both you shut up before I cut your heads off with my new sword!"

Before any of them could do anything, a piece of shit that would make you say "Holy shit!" fell from the sky. Saria grabbed Link's Deku Shield and Navi hid beneath it. Link had nothing to protect himself with, so it hit him in the head and made him head explode.

"FRED!"

The Helmaroc King's ancestor circled them and crapped again. It had violent diarrea and kept going for an hour.

They reached the waterfall entrance which Link tried to jump through. The pressure caused him to die. You can guess how.

Fred was getting tired, and tried to get out of earshot of Navi after healing Link.

"Huh...have you noticed there's a triforce marking there Navi?"

"Ya Saria. We might need to play a song of some sort."

" side up side, side up side" OCARINA NOTES

DA-NA-NA-NA

"Nice!"

"LINK C'MON!"

"pain..."

"Wow, this cave is OH MY GOD FISH PEOPLE!"

"Zora..."

"Huh?"

"I SAID ZORA YOU IDIOT!" screamed some random zora

"I'll save you from the fish people Saria!" Link said with absoluetly no courage at all- in fact I beleive he was FUBAR ('cept the "F" stands for Frightend as opposed to fucked)

As Link starred down the Zora, Saria had already (with the asscisstance of Navi) Killed all of the Zora but 1. The diving place guy.

"Hey Link," she said "I heared that there's a girl about my age hear. According to the Zora I just killed, she's the most beautiful girl in all the land"

"WHOO HOO!" Screamed Link "ANOTHER HOTTIE!"

Saria used her BigDragon sword to stab Link in the head. The end result caused a certain head to explode.

"NOW," Saria screamed "LET'S GO KILL THIS ZORA!"

"Why are we killing it?" asked Link "Are you jealous Saria hehe...?"

"Kiss my hot kokiri ass."

"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

"No, but you would!"

"SHUT UP!" Screamed Navi so loud that it caused Link's head to explode. As Fred ran away at ferocious speed. "Get your ass over here!"

"NEVER!"

"Wait a second..." Link said after getting his head repaired "That fish is massive... I wanna go inside!"

Link ran over to the fish and started stabbing his eye. The fish then opened his mouth and sucked up Link Saria and Navi into it's huge mouth.

"You suck Link."

"Shut up."

Just then Navi looked over and saw a small Zora who was carrying an automatic crossbow (YES I SAID CROSSBOW!) and aimed it at Saria.

"You killed all of my people. For that, YOU MAY NOT PASS!"

(note: I can not be sued by the lord of the rings people because in my opion, The Legend of Zelda takes place before lord of the rings)

Saria then chopped off the head of Ruto, incidentaly cutting off Link's head.

"She has the sapphire!"

"TAKE IT!"

So it was done. Link, Saria and Navi (Fred helped a little) had collected the three sprititual stones. They rushed to Hyrule castle only to find that it had been combusted by Ganondorf and his Stalfos army.

"The fire...I NEED TO TOUCH IT!"

"Link, remember what happened when you were 6?" Saria asked

FLASHBACK

It was the Kokiri new year of 1336/7 and Link walked over to the fire. He looked at it and decided that he was gonna set his deku stick on fire. He did and the end result was the destruction of the entire forest. Link had to live in the lost woods for awhile while the fairies helped the forest with their magic.

Present time (ok, so not PRESENT)

"I SAID I WAS SORRY!" Link said

Just then a horse appeared running real fast.

"Link, take the ocarina of time!"

"No."

"Oh, thank you Link!"

"I SAID NO!"

She threw it and it hit Link in his head, causing Link's head to explode.

After some calling of Fred, Link, Saria and Navi walked over to the temple of time. Link put down the stones while Saria played the song of time. The door opened as the two ran over to the sword that was their. They both lifted it. Then it all went black...for seven years...