Author's Note:
One day, all emos will turn into shampoo bottles.
I warn you all.
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I signed up on YIM.
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And I met this guy.
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I shall show you a part of our conversation.
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yearoftheram200: so wuts ur reel name?
thedogthatcanwrite: yo i wanna see u nekkid
yearoftheram200: how old u r?
thedogthatcanwrite: yo i sed, i wanna see ur p.enis.
yearoftheram200: holy shiet, shigure its hiro
thedogthatcanwrite: o reely? ...
yearoftheram200: ew dis wuz so wrung
thedogthatcanwrite: soooo...does dis meen i can get ur nekkid picc?
yearoftheram200 has signed off
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Bitch signed off before I could get his 'nekkid' pic.
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Anyways.
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Hatsuharu and I got stuck on an island.
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And I was thirsty.
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So I milked him.
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"Ewww, this feels SO wrong!"
"SHUT UP HARU ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! YOU MUST EMBRACE YOUR COW HERITAGE!"
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Yes, it was a smashing good time.
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And yes, I did use a British phrase.
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Smashing.
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How about a spot of tea, chap?
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"Shigure, STFU."
"Yeah, well, HDJAFJAD!"
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Hahahaha.
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I counterstriked.
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American cartoons are so weird.
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They don't have boobs.
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Did you know Kim Possible has pointy boobs?
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I swear.
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They could poke an eye out.
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Wouldn't wanna do her.
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No siree.
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"Shigure, did you just say 'no siree'?"
"BURN IN HELL TOHRU!"
"Do they have brownies in hell?"
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Damned Tohru.
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I shall rape her.
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Nobody shall hear of this plan.
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Not even Regis Philbin.
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"I heard your plan."
"SHUT UP REGIS! Go hump Kelly or something."
"I did that years ago, manwhore!"
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Manwhore...
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I like the sound of that.
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"I thought you liked the sound of sex, Shigure?"
"Didn't I say go to hell!"
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I'm going to go watch Laguna Beach.
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Whores.
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