Characters:
HSM Characters as themselves.
Butterflycutie88- Viola Astrozombie50- Jason (hey that's me)
Mondler4ever- Olivia Dark Angel Kira- Amber TillThatTime- Monique dragon pants- Alex (hey it could be a guy or girl)
Ryan.Evans.Is.King- Sebastian
Ps/ this story contains a lot of profanity. If your character uses profanity and you don't use it in real life… I apologize. I'm just having way too much fun writing this though.
Okay the authors featured in this story are:
TillThatTime as Monique, the 'bitch' who is trying to dethrone Sharpay. (I'm sorry if you find your character offensive in anyways. I do not think you're a bitch. Your actually one of my favorite writers on here)
Butterflycutie88 as Viola the girl who can't take a hint. (I love you soooo much and you know that)
Astrozombie50 as Jason (that's my real name and I am so screwed if I bring the real Jason from the movie in the story) the school boy slut who will do anything to any guy he finds attractive.
Just for the record these people personalities do not reflect on there characters what so ever. Example:
TillThatTime: Is not a bitch Butterflycutie88: Isn't naïve or dumb.
Astrozombie50: Is not a school boy slut, but he does obsess over Zac Efron a little bit. haha
This parody is a crossover from real life and life at East High. Well all the clichés at least. Anways this story contains an incredible amount of profanity and sexual innuendo. I hope I do not offend anyone.
I haven't thought of a title yet
Narrator: It was a normal day at East High. The sun was out, clear blue skies, slight breezes, and well since they are in New Mexico it was fucking hot. Shit I'm sweating my ass off here! Holy crap I need some water. Can't a freaking narrator get a fucking glass of water every once and awhile. I mean come on we're always talking and the least you could do for me is give me a glass of fucking water! What the hell is wrong with you people. I mean come on! I just want some freaking water since I am in this hot fucking desert. And who the hell lives in New Mexico, not to mention in the city that no one can spell.. Albuquerque… Ya I had no choice but to use spell check because it's almost impossible to spell.
BAM BAM BAM BAM
Narrator 2: Sorry about that. He wouldn't shut up. So I shot him. Anyways lets begin this. It was a beautiful day at East High. Here we see Troy and Ryan walking merrily along the halls of East High. A few weeks ago the two had both come out of the closet as a couple. Yet Sharpay and Gabriella didn't seem to take a hint. They didn't care if he was gay… Women can't live with them, can't live without them…
"I love you Troy." Ryan said kissing Troy on the lips.
"I love you too Cindy." Troy said kissing Ryan."
"For the five thousand, six hundred, seventy-second time, my name is Ryan!" He yelled.
"Hi, I'm Troy." Troy said throwing his hand out for a handshake.
"Oh your so lucky your hotness makes up for your intelligence. Clearly I remember being the stupid one considering that I don't know how to say "'Drama Club!' (Author's Note: Remember in the movie where he couldn't spell it! You know its like at the end before the events… the game, callbacks, and decathlon. Anyways ya sorry for distracting you.) Anyways lets just walk around the halls of our school and hope that no random chaos will get in our way." Ryan said as he and Troy skipped merrily around the halls, through probably what was the longest passing period ever.
"Can you give me a blowjob?" Troy asked Ryan.
"Uh we've only been going out for like a month why the hell do you think I would do that now and here in the middle of the halls for that matter?" Ryan asked.
"Because its what happens in most stories with sex scenes. See you don't seem to understand the rules Bertha-" Troy said but was interrupted.
"Ryan jackass."
"Yes that's what I said Ryan. Anyways as I was saying in most stories, we do it and first I touch you, then you well, you blow me, then you take it from behind, and it's supposed to be mind blowing."
"Where the hell are getting this from? What stories are you talking about?"
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about Valerie?"
"It's Ryan!"
"Haha I'm kidding, I know your name is really Ryan. I just think you look so cute when your pissed off."
"Grrr." Ryan grunted.
Narrator 2: The two just walked merrily down the hall after their pointless conversation Sharpay and Gabriella are seen fighting over Troy and what the hell who are they?
Not the narrator just the guy who is reading some guys actions you can call me "Some Guy that isn't the narrator" anyways: A group of kids are seen walking in. A boy and two girls. The boy who did not look gay at all, actually he looked like some want-to-be punk boy even though he is just wearing jeans and a white t-shirt which really doesn't make sense to what I just said and the two girls walking with him wow there fucking fine. One has strawberry blonde hair and is wearing a shirt that says "Viola" on it and a short skirt. The other girl who had dark brown hair was wearing tight jeans and a plain white tank-top. Wow these ladies are fine!
Narrator 2: Where the hell did you come from?
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: Wow are you okay?
Narrator 2: Yeah, I'm fine.. Why?
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: Did it hurt?
Narrator 2: Did what hurt?
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: When you fell from heaven?
Narrator 2: …..anyways back to the story…
"Who the hell are you guys?" Sharpay and Gabriella said while letting to of each other's hair.
"I'm Jason" The boy with brown hair said.
"The names Viola." The strawberry blonde girl replied.
"And I'm Monique bitch." The brown haired girl snarled.
Sharpay's mouth just dropped in awe.
"Did you just call me a bitch?" Sharpay asked.
"No, I was talking to that gay couple over there, even though I was looking you straight into the eyes. Yes you moron!" Monique said.
"Aw hell no!" Sharpay screamed and went in to slap Monique.
Monique grabbed Shar's hand and flipped her over.
"Ouch…" Sharpay groaned.
"Whose that?" Viola said looking over at Ryan.
"Oh that's Ryan, he's gay." Gabriella said.
"Not when I'm done with him." Viola said.
"Trust me hun, I've tried everything." Gabriella said.
"Wait… don't you like Troy?" Sharpay said from the ground.
"Oh put a sock in it." Gabriella replied.
Viola walked over to Ryan, who was making out with Troy at the time. As Viola walked away, Gabriella kicked Sharpay super hard in the ribs and walked to the bathroom.
"Whose that?" Jason asked pointing at Troy.
"That's Troy…and he's mine jackass." Sharpay said still on the ground.
Monique kicked Sharpay on the head and said, "Will you just shut the fuck up!"
"Yes sir!" Sharpay said quickly.
Monique flipped her hair and grabbed Jason by the arm and led him towards Troy.
"What are you doing?" Jason asked Monique.
"Well apparently me, you, and Viola were paired together, even though we don't know each other and I'm guessing we have to be best friends or something I don't know and I'm going to introduce you to that Troy boy because you were giving him the "I want you to fuck me right now" stare. And clearly since your hanging out with two hot girls, neither of which are your girlfriends and are your best friends, yet we all just met each other today, you have to be gay. It's the "rules." So hun, lets go introduce you to this boy so he can get in you and you'll be happy."
"Your really graphic." Jason replied back.
"Well it's the character the author gave me. I'm supposed to be 'the bitch' of the story, even though in real life, I'm probably one of the sweetest girls you'll ever meet."
"Real life?" Jason asked.
"Let's not get started on that." Monique replied.
"Yes'm.." Jason said.
The two friends walked over to where Troy, Ryan, and Viola were standing. Viola had already introduced herself to the two boys. And Ryan's hand for some reason was down her shirt.
"Hey Viola?" Jason asked.
"What!" She replied irritably.
"Why are you holding his hand down your shirt?" Jason asked.
"None of your damn business." Viola said.
"Um how many fucking times do I have to tell you? I'm gay! I like boys get it? B-O-Y-S." Ryan yelled out to Viola.
"Hi, I'm Troy." He said to Jason holding his hand out.
"I'm Jason." Jason said shaking his hand.
"I want to do you now." Troy said to Jason.
"Took you long enough…" Jason said.
Jason and Troy walk out of the picture and into the janitor's closet. Ryan didn't even notice because he was still trying to convince Viola that he liked boys.
"I love the cock you idiot!" Ryan yelled out once again.
"Oh baby I want to do you now!" Viola said while trying to put her hand down Ryan's pants.
"Honey, gay is when a male likes another male. And sweetheart, you look nothing like a boy, so therefore Ryan won't want you. Trust me hun that brown hair girl said she's tried everything." Monique said to Viola.
"Oh Monique just shut up for once. I'm trying to get my man here!" Viola replied back, but didn't seem to realize that ran had took off his pants and ran away screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STRAIGHT GIRL TRYING TO RAPE ME HERE HELP! AHHHHHHH" Ryan yelled waving his arms frantically in the air.
"God dammint Monique, you made me lose my man!" Viola yelled at Monique and ran for Ryan. "Baby come back!"
"Wow this is one long ass passing period… hmm I'm going to spy on Jason and his lover boy…" Monique said to herself.
Gabriella had just walked out of the bathroom missing all the chaos that had just happened and glanced at Sharpay on the floor.
"Get up!" Gabriella said to Sharpay.
"I like it down here…" Sharpay said.
Gabriella pulls Sharpay up with some random hidden strength.
"It looks like we have competion. Those two girls and that one guy who doesn't look gay, but secretly is gay and probably will end up being harassed and or tortured for his sexuality. Hey it happens all the time in these stories." Sharpay said.
"What stories?" Gabriella asked.
"Whatcha talking about Willis?" Sharpay asked.
"What the fuck is going on here?" Gabriella said.
Narrator 2: Will you just get away from me!
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: Oh, but baby I love you!
Narrator 2: Shut up we're on! Ahem… lets see oh as we glide through the halls, we see that Monique has found the Janitor's Closet were Troy and Jason reside. Lets take a peek…
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: Gay sex is disgusting.
Narrator 2: Well you do know that the author of this story is gay right?
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: Yeah so…
Narrator 2: So you should have expected some slash here you moron.
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: What the fuck is slash?
Narrator 2: Just leave… you disgust me.
Monique walked to the janitor's closet and peeked through the keyhole, even though in most keyholes, you can't see through them, but coincidently you could see through this one.
"Well well well what do we have here?" Monique asked herself peeking through the keyhole, "I think I will narrate this aloud so everyone won't hear me, even though I am saying what they are doing in the closet out loud so people probably could hear me. God I talk to myself a lot."
After Monique watches the two boys in the Janitor's closet. She see's Jason head bobbing up and down and hears Troy uncontrolable moans. After done peeking through the see through keyhole, Monique walks away.
Twenty seconds later after being in the Janitor's Closet, Jason comes out wiping his mouth and Troy comes out behind him zipping up his pants and kisses Jason on the cheek.
"Ryan would have never done that for me. So where you from Jason?" Troy asked.
"I don't know… I was just randomly here this morning with Monique and Viola the two random girls I don't know, who are supposed to be my best friends that everyone takes them for my hoes because they are so hot and arent my girlfriends,which automatically makes megay because the rules state that a gay whose best friendswithhot girls must be gay, andI don't look gay. So I'm breaking stereotypical boundries." Jason replied.
"Well, your bj's are mind blowing!" Troy said.
"Aww thanks." Jason said as he blushed.
"Hmm maybe I should keep you on the down low from Ryan." Troy said.
"Ya think? Isn't he your boyfriend?" Jason asked.
"Hey I got another boner coming along, you wanna go again?" Troy asked.
"Why can't you love me!" Jason screamed then replied back, "Okay I'm game lets go, only this time can you give me a little more room."
"Okay." Troy said grabbing Jason's arm as they ran to the janitor's closet.
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: That was disgusting. Anyways… he where's narrator 2? Oh well… Across the hall we see Gabriella and Sharpay devising a plan to get rid of the two new hottest girls in school. We also see Ryan still running away from Viola and Viola still chasing him. Oh and there's Monique getting ready to beat down Sharpay…
"Oh shit here she comes!" Sharpay shrieked staring at Monique.
"Oh don't be such a girl!" Gabriella said to Sharpay.
"Oh guess whose back?" Monique said.
RING RING RING
Narrator 2: Okay… guys don't tell 'Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator' where I'm at. Anyways lets see here the bell just rang. Wow that was one long ass passing period. And school just started.
Just Some Guy that isn't the narrator: Baby where are you!
Narrator 2: Shit! Sorry guys, gotta go!
(End of Chapter 1)
Author's Note:
I had so much fun writing this and I hope you guys had fun reading it. I will apologize now for anyone that I offend in this chapter. I want to give a huge thanks to TillThatTime and Butterflycutie88 for letting me use them in my story. I hope I didn't offend you ladies. Hey I made you the hottest girls in school! That's always a good thing. I hope you guys enjoy this and once again I have to apologize to anyone I offend in this story.