Once again, I apologize for anyone who gets offended blah blah blah. I'm so tired right now. I' m yawning like a crazy mofo. Haha. Anyways, here's the character list.
Characters:
HSM Characters as themselves.
Butterflycutie88- Viola Astrozombie50- Jason (hey that's me)
Mondler4ever- Olivia Dark Angel Kira- Amber TillThatTime- Monique dragon pants- Alex (it's a girl)
Ryan.Evans.Is.King- Sebastian
Still no title yet…
Narrator 3: The last narrator and that one creepy guy have been fired. Probably because the author just wants to focus on the actual parody. Don't worry I'm sure they'll be back someday. The first period bell rang, and an hour has gone by. The next bell rings. (A/N: these stories are going to take place during passing periods.) Uh oh… who the hell are those kids? Why are we getting all these new kids at East High? Especially at a different time? Why weren't they here this morning? Well lets see here there's two of them…there's a boy with dirty blonde hair in jeans and a pink polo shirt with his collar up… he's accompanied by a gorgeous African-american girl with dark brown hair to her shoulders. Wow that is one fine lady. I think Sharpay, Monique, Viola, and Gabriella might have some competition….again. The guy with the collar and the gorgeous young lady wearing a short black skirt, heels, and a mini-tee start walking towards Gabriella, Monique, and Sharpay. Where the hell is the music coming from?
(Come on Over by Christina Aguilera starts playing randomly somewhere)
"Where the hell is the music coming from?" Gabriella asked aloud.
"I fucking hate this song. Christina Aguilera is such a whore!" Monique said to Gabriella, while putting Sharpay into a headlock.
"Will you just not touch me!" Sharpay yelled.
"Shut your mouth!" Monique yelled back punching Sharpay in the head.
The guy and the girl finally walk up to the threesome of girls and the music suddenly stops.
"Is there a radio on you or something?" Gabriella asked.
"Uh no way honey, you just don't ask Olivia questions. Show some respect bitch!" The boy said.
"Calm down Sebastian." The dark skin toned girl said in a calm voice.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Sharpay and Monique both laughed. Then Monique says, "Your name is really Sebastian? Oh wow that's hilarious!"
Gabriella pulled her hand out towards the dark skin toned girl an said, "Hello, I'm Gabriella."
The other girl shakes Gab's hand and says with a cute smile, "I'm Olivia."
Troy, Ryan, Jason, and Viola (who is walking quietly behind Ryan trying to jump on him) walk towards the group.
"Ryan! Behind you!" Sharpay yelled at her brother.
"Oh shit not again…" Ryan said running towards the boys bathroom.
Ryan was now out of site and Viola just decided to give up for now.
"He is gay! How do you not understand that?" Sharpay said to Viola.
"So what, he's just so damn hot. I want him." Viola replied back.
Everyone else just laughed.
"Psh that blonde boy is cute, but I'm cuter." Sebastian said.
Viola's jaw just dropped. And everyone was silent.
(Crickets start to churp)
"Okay… so what about those Raiders?" Jason said.
"You know, I really don't like basket ball all that much." Sebastian said.
"It's football." Troy said.
"Hmm your cute. But once again, not as cute as me. But I want you either way." Sebastian said to Troy.
"Uhh sorry kid, but I'm taken by two guys thank you very much." Troy said.
"Uh Troy? I'm a girl." Gabriella said.
"I'm gay! God how many times do I have to tell you people!" Troy says aloud.
Gabriella and Sharpay just frowned.
"I think they got it." Jason said.
"Well it took them long enough. I mean come on! I have to be gay, it's like an unwritten rule! It's cliché and it's all the stories!"
"What stories?" Jason and Monique ask at the same time.
"What are you guys talking about?" Troy replies back.
"I dunno." Jason said.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" Viola asked.
"Um hun, you don't even need to ask. Go ahead do what you have to do." Monique said.
Viola ran to the bathroom. Ryan poked his head out of the boys and saw that Viola was gone. He ran towards Troy and Jason.
"I like your hat." Jason said to Ryan.
"My hat!" Ryan yelled back.
"Jeez it was just a compliment. It really accommodates those big blue eyes of yours." Jason said.
Ryan just blushed. The three boys just stared at each other. Jason staring at Ryan, who was staring at Troy, who was staring at Jason. Then Jason stared at Troy, who was staring at Ryan, who was staring at Jason. Then again Ryan staring at Jason, Jason staring at Troy, and Troy staring at Ryan.
"My head hurts from all this staring and I'm getting confused, but you both are really hot." Jason said.
"I agree, except you and Troy." Ryan said.
"Me too, only except Ryan and Jason." Troy replied.
"I hate three way conversations! Why can't it just be unorganized and confusing like it was earlier!" Monique yelled.
"Wait, why isn't anyone staring at me? I'm gay too!" Sebastian cried out.
"Sorry hun, but no one likes people who 'pop da colla' anyways pink is so last year." Monique said.
"Fuck you bitch." Sebastian said back.
"Sorry, I prefer straight boys." Monique said.
"Ughhhh you no good son of a-" Sebastian started.
"Sebastian. Calm down or else I will abandon you." Olivia said calmly.
"Your cute Olivia." Gabriella said.
"Um okay. Thanks I guess…" Olivia said.
Olivia whispered to Sharpay (who still was in a headlock at the time), "Is she gay?"
"I would answer that, but as you can see, Ms. Bitch of the Year here won't let me go." Sharpay said coldly.
As Sharpay said that, Monique threw her on the floor and punch Sebastian in the stomach.
"Ouch!" Sebastian screamed in pain and then yelled back, " You did not just do that! Oh it's on girlfriend, it's on like Pooh bear on honey!"
Everyone gasped.
"Talk to the hand." Monique said putting her hand in Sebastian's face.
Everyone gasped again.
Sebastian just pouted and went up the threesome of boys.
He looks at Jason and said, "Uh you don't look gay so therefore you cannot be with these fine looking men, so I will gladly take your place."
"Um, I'm the guy that doesn't look gay, but I have two best friends who are both hot females and I'm a guy that has two girl best friends, therefore since I am a guy and am best friends with two girls I just met today randomly automatically makes me gay. It's the rules." Jason said. "Oh and you can't take my place. Apparently once you have had Troy Bolton in your mouth and you know what I mean, you cannot be replace in his eyes. He only needs two boy toys anyways."
Viola walked out of the bathroom and saw Sebastian. Her eyes lit up. She walked up to him completely ignoring Ryan, even though he was hiding between Jason and Troy. She walks around him and was observing him as she walked around.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Sebastian asked.
"Hmm well I need a new gay best friend since my other one stole Ryan away from me!" She yelled towards Jason.
"Umm I haven't said anything to Ryan. And he's gay remember?" Jason said.
"Too late, you've been replaced. Come on Sebastian, your coming with me!" She said grabbing his arm leading him away.
"Oliviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help!" He cried out.
Narrator 3: Olivia just rolled her eyes. She walked up towards Monique who was standing next to Jason who was standing next to Troy, who was in front of Ryan, who was behind Troy, across from Troy was Gabriella, who was standing next to Sharpay, who was next to Monique, who was standing next to oh fuck I just confused myself.
Just some guy who isn't the narrator: Who the hell is this!
Narrator 2: I would like you to meet my husband.
Just some guy who isn't the narrator: Baby I thought we had something…
Narrator 2: The only thing we had was me running away from you!
Narrator 3: Will you to just shut up!
"Well it seems that Viola has just walked out of your crew. May I join?" Olivia asked.
"Of course! I like you!" Monique said.
"Yeah it'll be great, because I don't know you either!" Jason said enthusiastically.
"Hey, I need a female best friend since I'm a guy that no one would take for gay since I am the captain of the basketball team and that would automatically make me gay, but in stories I'm gay with the drama boy who is presumed gay because, well its Ryan Evans. And well since we would be the most unexpected couple considering we are the two guys in the whole, lets just call it a movie, that stick out. So really what I am saying is where's my female best friend?" Troy said confusing everyone.
"Well I have no idea what you just said, but I will be your female best friend. Under one condition." Gabriella said.
"And that is…?" Troy said.
"Only if I get to see you naked on a daily basis." Gabriella said.
"How about 5 days a week." Troy said.
"I'll take it." Gabriella said.
"Hey what about me? Don't I get a gay best friend?" Sharpay whined.
Monique rolled her eyes and Ryan cleared his throat trying to get his sister to remember him, but Sharpay didn't seem to get it.
"Your brother you fucking idiot!" Monique yelled.
"Oh yeah. Haha I forgot." Shapay said.
Narrator 2: Every girl there linked arms with their new gay best friend and walked to the next class even though the bell hadn't rung yet.
RING RING RING
Narrator 2: Oh there it goes.
Just some guy who isn't the narrator: I'm changing my name to "Flamer"
Narrator 3: Why?
Flamer: Because this story is fucking stupid and pointless. The author needs to get a fucking life and then die. And gay people should all go on a boat so I could shoot them.
Narrator 2: You do know that the narrator can kill you right? I mean he can make you go through the most excruciating death ever.
Flamer:…
Narrator 3: I think he should make you burn and drown alive at the same exact time.
Narrator 2: and cut his balls and penis off too.
Flamer: Stop giving him ideas!
(End of Chapter 2)
I know this is probably the most pointless story you'll ever read. But I love this. These characters do not reflect on the author's personalities. I'm just bored and well anyways I apologize if I offended anyone. I want to thank the following author's
Butterflycutie88- I know I made you a bad guy but I needed a plot twist you rock though!
TillThatTime- Your not a bitch, but I wont lie, I love your character!
Mondler4ever- I know you didn't have much of a part, but you will. I promise
Ryan.Evans.Is.King- Ya I know your probably going to kill me for making your character the way I did but I was bored. And I know your nothing like your character… well except the collar poping thing. But your awesome.
And the next authors that will be featured in the next chapter hopefully are:
Dark Angel Kira- Amber
dragon pants- formerly Alex (it's a girl!), but now Ivon.
Braids21- as Kia.
Haha I don't know if you noticed, but I tried to use names from "She's the Man" Anyways I hope you guys like it so far.