Characters:
HSM Characters as themselves.
Butterflycutie88- Viola
Astrozombie50- Jason (hey that's me)
Mondler4ever- Olivia
Dark Angel Kira- Amber
TillThatTime- Monique
dragon pants- Alexia
Ryan.Evans.Is.King- Sebastian
Braids21-? (no name yet)
Mordechaimalachai-? (no name yet)
FallingWithGrace-? (no name yet)
East High Battles (Yes a title!)
Narrator 3: Everyone was happy. Every female got there gay best friend. Oh shit… here they come… ugh
Narrator 2: Will you just take a hint?
Flamer: Baby we belong together.
Narrator 2: I'm a happily married woman.
Flamer: That's never stopped me before.
Narrator 3: Will you two just shut your fucking traps! The bell is about to ring and if we miss anything to narrate I will kick both of your asses. Now shut it!
Narrator 2 and Flamer: Yes sir…
RING…
"We need to come up with a plan to bring them down." Sebastian said to Viola.
"I know, how will I ever win the heart of my man Ryan, when Troy and Jason are all over him."
"Exactly… you do know he's gay right?"
"That's not going to stop me. Maybe you should focus on what you want instead of focusing on my needs."
"True, Troy Bolton. I am indeed better looking than him, but hey he makes me look even cuter." Sebastian said popping his collar.
Narrator 2: Monique, Jason, Troy, Ryan, Olivia, Gabriella, and Sharpay walk out of the classroom. Why the hell do they happen to have the same class together? That's a little suspicious.
Narrator 3: Shh they're about to talk…
Flamer: Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she's the one named sailor moon…
Narrator 2 and 3:….
Sharpay walked towards Monique and said, "Hey, lets call a truce okay?"
Monique smiled and nodded. Sharpay smiled back and walked away having her back faced to Monique. At that instant, Monique grabbed Sharpay's hair and threw her into a locker. Everyone just laughed.
"You guys are assholes." Sharpay said from inside the locker.
"Whose that?" Jason asked.
"Who?" Troy said.
"That girl over there, the asian one. You know the one wearing a gray blazer, with the tight gray skirt to her knees, and black heels?"
"Oh, that's Alexia." Ryan said.
"Yeah, she's probably going to end up being our valid Victorian.
"Not as long as I'm around!" Gabriella yelled.
Narrator 3: The pretty Asian girl started to our newly found group of friends.
"Why the hell are you all staring at me?" Alexia asked.
"Egg rolls suck!" Gabriella yelled to Alexia.
"Am I supposed to find that offensive? Lets just get this straight, just because I am indeed asian does not mean I like egg rolls and second of all I am so going to be valid Victorian its not even going to be funny. I know why that's the reason for you not liking me." Alexia said to Gabriella.
"Um.. Uh.. You smell like rotten rice!" Gabriella said back not noticing her group of friends just walking away.
Alexia also walked away leaving Gabriella alone.
"Yeah how do you like that … wait where'd she go… where'd everyone go?" Gabriella asked herself.
She started to sing "Fairytale."
"Fucking moron…" Alexia said aloud and started heading towards the debate room.
"So did you guys buy the new Hannah Montana compact disc?" Ryan said.
"Why don't you just say cd?" Olivia asked.
"I don't know… because I wanted to sound somewhat intelligent." He replied back.
"God, I'm bored when Sharpay isn't around." Monique said.
"You like want to kill her every time your around her." Jason said.
Monique smiled and sighed, then said, " Yeah, I know. What can I say, I miss the little booger."
"Oh shit, incoming." Ryan said.
"Who are they?" Olivia asked.
"Chad Danforth and Taylor McKessie. Chad for some reason likes to torture me, yet Troy stays his best friend." Ryan said.
"Why does Chad torture you?" Jason asked.
"Because its what happens in all the stories and because I'm gay." Ryan replied back.
"What stories?" Olivia and Monique asked.
"What? What the hell are you talking about? Stories? Where'd that come from?" Ryan asked.
"I dunno." Monique replied back.
"Well well well look who it is 'gay little Ryan Evans.' You look gayer than usual." Chad said to Ryan.
"Hey that's not very nice Chad." Olivia said.
"Wow your fine!" Chad said to Olivia, leaving Taylor with a look of disgust.
"He's my man bitch! So back off." Taylor said to Olivia.
"Ladies ladies ladies there's enough for the Chad-train to go around." Chad said.
"Um no thanks.… I take the bus myself…" Olivia said.
Jason kissed Troy in front of Chad wondering what he would say.
"Hey kid that's gay, but doesn't really look gay, but really is gay because you are best friends with two hot girls that your not going out with, but there your best friends which automatically makes you gay?" Chad said to Jason.
"Why does everyone always say that?" Jason asked himself.
Troy just shrugged.
"Ryan watch out!" Monique yelled.
Ryan then jumped up super high and Viola just crashed into the row of lockers.
"Shit…" Viola said under her breath.
"Jason!" Ryan yelled pushing him out of the way.
Jason crashed into the floor with Ryan on top of him.
"I could get used to this…" Jason said.
Ryan just smiled back and gave Jason a small peck on the lips.
Troy got on the floor next to the three boys and said, "Don't you forget about me."
The three boys just randomly started kissing each other. And no one noticed that Sebastian was on top of Viola (since he tried to tackle Jason to the ground.)
"Ouch.." Sebastian said aloud.
"What the hell is your problem… and why is your collar still up?" Monique asked.
"I always get what I want!" Sebastian yelled.
Viola just stuck her tongue our and waved a fist at them, then she ran into the janitor's closet, instantly disappearing into the mop heads.
Sebastian just jumped up and down, then ran in circles singing Jojo's song "get out."
"Ugh I hate that song!" Olivia groaned.
Olivia and Monique just walked away leaving Chad, Taylor, Troy, Ryan, Jason, Sebastian, and whoever else was there.
"Maybe we should get Jason at least." Olivia said.
"Yeah, I think we should, but he seems… busy." Monique replied back winking.
"In the middle of the damn hallway?"
"Well it's Jason, he's labeled as the school boy slut." Monique said.
"You're a bitch you know that?" Olivia said to Monique.
"Yeah, I know… hey what happened to Gabriella?" Monique asked.
"She walked out of class with us didn't she?" Olivia said.
"Yeah, but we never heard from her at, all this time."
"Oh my God! Look!" Olivia said to Monique and pointed towards Gabriella.
Gabriella was making out with Alexia. But Alexia broke away from the kiss and yelled,
"I'm not a lesbian sicko! Someone help me!"
Alexia started to run in circles, but she fell every two seconds because she was incapable of running in heels.
Gabriella was just chasing her in the circles trying to kiss her.
"I must devise a plan to get out of this." Alexia said thinking to herself, "I got it!"
Alexia ran out of the circle and Gabriella was still running in a circle not noticing that Alexia had broke free.
"Wow, I would have never thought of that." Monique said aloud.
"Hey Alexia! Come join us to our next class that we probably and coincidently have together!" Olivia yelled.
Alexia walked over to the trio of girls and they started talking about some new random website where you could write stories about your favorite movies, but have your own plot and characters in it.
"Fanficiton huh?" Alexia said.
"Yeah it sounds weird doesn't it?" Olivia asked aloud.
"Who the hell would waster their time doing that shit?" Monique said.
End
Well I hope you guys liked it. Although this chapter may have been a little bit crappy. I'm sorry, but it will continue on despite the crappiness.
Once again, I apologize for anyone who was offended and blah blah blah.