January 2nd
Another birthday –Iwashi
I don't know who the heck Iwashi is…so I'll just do a birthday party!
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One day Iwashi was going to Hokage's (5th) office to work. He opened the door…
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Yelled the staff members.
"Whoa," was all Iwashi could say.
And all they did was party, dance, party, hang out, party, talk about who the best ninja is, and party until it was time to go home.
NOW FOR THE EVENT!
Naruto ran down the ally to the bridge where his team was to meet at.
"HI SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto yelled, "I feel like we are alone!"
Sasuke glared at Naruto.
"NARUTO! BAKA (Idiot)! DON'T SAY THAT SASUKE-KUN IS NO ONE!" Sakura yelled.
"Y-y-yes sir-! I mean girl- or your royalty! Or…Uh…Uh!" Naruto started Man, girls are scary!
"I can read your mind Naruto!" Sasuke said, "I know your weakness now! AND I HATE GIRLS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Whoa, he's a total misogynist (someone who hates girls)!" Sakura said.
"Yeah, he's out of the EJO (Electric Journal Online) club!" Naruto said, "And Sakura, please don't use big words."
"WHAT! PLEASE! LET ME STAY ON THE EJO CLUB!" Sasuke said.
Kakashi appeared, "Hello you three! Sorry but we are not training today! FREE TIME!"
Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto had a sweat drop.
"BYE!" And with that Kakashi was gone.
"Now what?" Sakura asked.
"What do you want to do?" Naruto asked.
"LETS GO TO THE EJO!" Sasuke yelled.
"I shouldn't have showed him the EJO…" Sakura said.
"Why did you?" Naruto asked.
"To spend some time with him…"
The three went to Sakura's house were she had three computers that can go on the Internet on the same time.
"EJO! EJO! EJO! EJO!" Sasuke cheered.
"Oh gods, save me!" Naruto said as the screen to the EJO came up.
"Hey! Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Tenten, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji are online!" Sakura said.
"Wouldn't it be easier to say the team numbers?" Sasuke asked.
"I…guess so," Sakura said.
EJO
Sakura: Hey guys! Good to see you!
Ino: Hey Forehead girl
Sakura: I wasn't talking to you, ya pig!
Sasuke: Don't break the computer! I'm right next to you!
Kiba: Ooooohhhh! Relationship!
Ino: Shut it! I'll attack you!
Kiba: do you know where I live?
Ino: Shino, can you please tell me where Kiba lives?
Kiba: NO! SHINO! DON'T!
Shino: Why would I tell? She doesn't even know where I live!
Ino: I'll get you when I see you!
Kiba: Not good!
Sakura: Hey! You guys don't seem to be online a lot!! Who referred you?
Shino: Kiba
Kiba: Hinata
Hinata: Shikamaru
Shikamaru: Choji
Choji: Ino
Ino: Neji
Neji: Lee
Lee: Tenten
Tenten: Naruto
Naruto: Sasuke
Sasuke: Sakura
Sakura: Will you guys stop passing around the blame?
Ino: Your fault! You got us online!
Sasuke: EJO! EJO! EJO! EJO!
Naruto: SAVE ME!
Sakura: CUT IT OUT! I CAN'T SEE MY SCREEN!
Ino: WHAT'S HAPPENING! YOU BETTER NOT BE PULLING THE MOVES ON SASUKE!
Shino: Hey, don't take up most of the space! Or we'll have to go on another page!
Neji: Really?
Shino: Really, Really
Neji: Okay…MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (next page)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -
Neji: COOL!
Shino: See
Kiba: THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! GLADIATOR!
Sakura: What does he mean?
Hinata: Shino and Kiba are at my house and Shino just made Kiba lose in a video game. OW! That's gotta hurt!
Naruto: WHAT HAPPEN!? WHAT HAPPEN!? I WANT TO SEE ANGEIR MANGEMENT!
Hinata: Oh!! Shino just wiped Kiba's ass!!!! OH!!! OMG!!! YOU'VE GOT THE BAZOOKA GUN SHINO!!! Use it!! USE IT!!!
Sakura: whoa…Hinata…
Hinata: NO!! Don't hit the TREE!! Y' frekin idot shino! Hit kiba!! HIT KIBA!!!
Kiba: and just when I thought she was on my side…OHH!! I STOLE DA BAZOOKA!!!
Hinata: USE IT!!USE IT!!
Kiba: WHAT! GAME OVER! HOW COULD I LOSE!?
Shino: I used the Reflection gun
Hinata: oooohh!!! You are SOO AWEOSME SHINO!!!
Kiba: cries
Hinata: Let's go out Shino!
Shino: ok
Kiba: cries more
Sakura: ok….Lets get back to the topic..
Naruto: what topic? This is just a free chat!
Sasuke: What Naruto said.
Sakura: Well…ARGH!!! SASUKE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?!?!
Ino: What? What'd Sasuke do?!!?
Sakura: HE BLEW UP MY TOASTER!!!!
Sasuke: How was I supposed to know you can't put a CD in a toaster?
Sakura: YOU PUT A CD IN MY TOATSER!?!?! WHICH CD?
Sasuke: It was pink and said: "Jessica Simpson" on it.
Sakura: Oh that? That's ok, it's really old
Naruto: but old CDs are worth hundreds now! Imagine how much you can sell it on Ebay! (ebay is copy righted to it's rightful owner and is not owned by me :D)
Sakura: Hundreds….? SASUKE HOW COULD YOU!?!?!
Sasuke: uh oh…I don't like that look…
Ino: DON'T HURT MY SASUKE!!!
Sakura: Who said I was gonna hurt him?
Sasuke: OH NOOOO!!!! MY MARIO PARTY COLLECTION!!!
Sakura: Yes!! I destroyed all six of them!!
Sasuke: Just when I was about to finnish and get Yoshi's shoe's on Mario Party four!!
Sakura: You're luck I didn't destroy your Harvest Moon Collection!
Sasuke: No!! Not harvest moon!! PLEASE!!! It took me a LONG time to find Harvest Moon: Friends Of Mineral Town For Girls version!!!
Naruto: Whoa…you are weird Sasuke.
Sasuke: If you had the whole Harvest Moon Collection, You wouldn't think I'm weird!!
Naruto: But I do, see! shows Sasuke harvest moon collection
Sasuke: oh god…wait OMG!! YOU HAVE THE HARVEST MOON COLLECTION!!?!?
Naruto: every single one!
Sasuke: then that means you MUST have Harvest Moon: A wonderful life!
Naruto: Yeah, it's right here!
Sasuke: Lets play it!! puts CD into game cube OMG!! Naruto! You got married to Nami? She's so hard to get!!
Naruto: All you have to do is give her fossils! She doesn't really like flowers!
Sasuke: so THAT'S the secret!! How did you know?
Naruto: It's right on the instructions booklet
Sasuke: oh. I didn't
look there…
Naruto: I even got a son!!
Sasuke: Lemme see!! Awww!! He's so cute!! You named him…Hokage?
Naruto: Yeah! I wanted him to be the future Hokage!!
Sasuke: You named yourself… Bob?
Naruto: I couldn't think of any good names at the moment.
Sasuke: Could have at least named yourself Billy or something…Bob is such a lame name…Wow!! You even have a horse!!
Naruto: Yeah! They give it to you for free!
Sasuke: Cool!!!
Ino: Is this my Sasuke? Or is Sakura pretending to be Sasuke?
Naruto: Oh, it's Sasuke alright. We're playing Harvest Moon on Sakura's game cube.
Ino: Yeah…right…. I'm logging….OMG!!!
Naruto: What?
Ino: my computer froze…
Sakura: If your computer froze, then how are you still able to type on this site?
Ino: I dunno….
Neji: Wow…I went to use the bathroom for 5 minutes and you made like…. 8 pages….
Tenten: So that's where you've been. I was just watching them talk and stuff.
Neji: Whoa…Hinata….I can hear you yelling across the hall…
Hinata: OH YEAH!!! YOU GOT HIM IN DA BALLS!!!
Kiba: I know!! And look at 'em!! He's curling up!!
Shino: shut up… How was I supposed to know you were hiding in the tree?
Kiba: The navigator?
Shino: It's hard to see with sunglasses
Hinata: take'em off!
Neji: I GOTTA SEE THIS! Runs to the room across the hall
(Neji has logged out)
Kiba: NEJI! YOUR WEARING BUNNY PAJAMAS
(Neji has logged in)
Neji: NOO!!!! Don't tell everyone on da internet!!!
Kiba: Don't worry! I've got a WEB CAMERA!!!
Neji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Tackles Kiba
Kiba: But it's not hooked up. I dunno how. You're lucky pal.
Neji: What was that click sound?
Shino: That was MY camera!
Neji: NOOOOO!!!! Tackles Shino
Shino: It's no use!! I already put it on the internet!!
Neji: NOOOO!!! Wait? You uploaded a video file on the internet? Man, I can't find one good host that'll get my videos on the internet…
Shino: I used
Neji: But it only uploads pictures!
Shino: Yeah I know. I sent a picture, not a video.
Neji: ooohhh!!! WAIT A SECOUND!
Shino: I'll send it to Hinata! She'll know what to do!
Neji: runs up to Hinata
Tenten: No!! Don't tackle Hinata!! I wanna see it!!
Shino: Don't worry, I also sent it to Sakura. She'll upload it on her account and post it here!
Sakura: BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!! SASUKE!!! NARUTO!!! COME LOOK AT THIS!!!
Naruto: puts down game cube controller what? OMIGOSH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sasuke: Wha—WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!! IS THAT NEJI?!?!?
Sakura: THERE'S A HOLE ON THE BUTT!!!
Naruto: I KNOW!!!
Tenten: I Wanna see it!!! Gimme!! GIMME!!!!
Ino: ME TOO!!! I'll put it on my web site that gets ONE THOUSAND HITS A DAY!!
Neji: NOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Tenten: I'll put it on my web site too Wow!! 1000 hits a day!! How do you do it, Ino?
Ino: Just ask a bunch of people to affilidate! I've got like…500 affilidates!!
Neji: I'M GONNA KILL YOU SHINO!!!
Kiba: Too late, Shino already ran home.
Neji: I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!
Kiba: … How?
Neji: takes out Shino's harvest Moon collection OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!! puts game into game cube and destroys data, then throws the collection into the fire place
(Shino has logged in)
Shino: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait a second! I have two collections! YAY! And I have another memory card with the same data! More YAYS!!
Tenten: wow…that's good…
Ino: You know what I noticed…Shikamaru and Choji aren't chatting…WHY AREN'T YOU CHATTING!?!!?
Shikamaru: Because it's too troublesome to type words with your hands. I do it with my feet.
Choji: I was on bad porn sites!!
Ino: hrph….they're so immature!
Lee: Ohh!!! Choji, Give me the links to those porn sites!
Chouji: ok!! I'll post 'em right here!:
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Lee: They're all link blocks….
Chouji: Really? I guess this EJO thing blocks bad sites…
Lee: oh bummer..just email those links to me
Kiba: fire wall…. Life sucks….
Naruto: I have no parents…NO FIRE WALL!! BUWHAHAHAHA
Sakura: Your in my house and I have fire walls
Naruto: aww man….i really wanted to see those sites…
Sasuke: me too…..
Shino: I know how to get rid of my fire wall!!! In fact!! I'm looking at those porn sites right now!!
Chouji: Aren't they hot?
Shino: I like the third one! The one with long blonde hair!
Chouji: too bad her hair is covering her bum bums….i wish they were shorter..
Shino: Yeah… oh!! Have you seen the one on the 6th page? She's hot!!
Chouji: I know!
Shikamaru: I'm looking at the sites too!! I like the 10th one!
Chouji: you mean the monkey?
Shikamaru: Yeah! Isn't it cute?
Chouji: Yeah, it has really big eyes…
Shino: AWW!!! Sooo kawiii!!!
Kiba: whoa….I'm at Shino's house and I'm looking at these chicks…wow…that one has a nice figure…
Shino: I'm lucky everyone in the house besides me is on a LONG mission
Chouji: Oh, really? Home alone? My dad is…right…oh! Hi dad…!! I wasn't looking at anything…
(chouji has logged out)
Ino: Hope he survives….
Neji: oh!! Is Ino worried about chouji?
Shino: WAIT A SEC! My dad left a bug to watch me…heheheheh…OH WE'LL! He says he won't say anything unless I pay up! Here's ten yen! Get a life!
Neji: Hey…Tenten…you aren't talking much…TALK!!!!
Tenten: More like…type…
Neji: WHATEVER!! WHY AREN'T YOU TYPING MUCH!?!?
Tenten: I dunno…. I have to watch my brother..
Neji: You have a brother?
Tenten: no…
Neji: then who are you watching?
Tenten: the show "My Brother"
Neji: oooohhhh!!! You know tenten, you aren't being very funny. BE FUNNY!!!
Tenten: what do you want me to do?
Neji: uhhhhh….do you have a web cam?
Tenten: yeah
Neji: take off all your clothes, record it, and send it to me
Tenten: WTF!!
(tenten has logged out)
Neji: aww man…oh! Hi tenten! What are you doing at my house!? gets slaped
Kiba: Hey…Shino…where's your bathroom?
Shino: Down the hall to the right. Hears something fall Did I say right? That was where the knife collection was! Its on the left!
(Neji has logged out)
Sasuke: why did Neji log out?
(Neji has logged in)
Shino: WTF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!
Neji: REVENGE!
Kiba: ARE YOU ABOUT TO HIT SHINO WITH MY LAB TOP!?
Neji: Yes
Kiba: ARE YOU CRAZY! Use this T.V! It's much more heavier!
Neji: MUHAHAH- Hey! Where did he go?
Shino: Bunny! takes out 12 web camera I'll just send these to Ino!
Ino: YAY!
Neji: I'LL KILL YOU!
Shino: Murder or suicide?
Neji: uhhh….BOTH!!!
(neji has logged out)
(shino has logged out)
(kiba has logged out to see the action!)
Tenten: Go neji!
(neji has logged in)
Neji: da pain….
Tenten: awww…you suck neji…
Neji: Hey!! I got mail!!! I'll check it…OMG!!Tenten!! I wasn't expecting you to REALLY take off your clothes and take a picture then send it to me!!
Tenten: SHUSH!! You didn't have to tell everyone!
(Kiba and Shino have logged in and is right next to Neji)
Kiba: what a chick!
Shino: That's Tenten?
Tenten: ARGH!!! NOOO!!!
(Tenten has logged out)
Neji: uh-oh…she logged out…that's a bad thing…
Shino: She doesn't know where I live!
Neji: Unfortunately, she knows where I live. And you guys are at my house.
Kiba & Shino: We are? I thought we were at shino's house…
Neji: AHH!!! Tenten!!
(Neji has logged out)
(kiba has logged out)
(Shino has logged out)
Naruto: I know where Neji lives too!! Sakura, Sasuke! Lets go see the fire works!! And we can even bring Shikamaru and chouji and Ino!!
Ino: Ok! I'm logging out!!
Sakura: Coming, Naruto!!
(Ino has logged out)
(Shikamaru has logged out)
(Sasuke has logged out)
(Naruto has logged out)
(sakura has logged out)
Lee: Hah!!! Sorry I was in the bathroom for around 20 minutes!
Lee: So!
Lee: Is anybody online?
Lee: Anyone?
Lee: Hello?
End of January 2. And happy birthday Iwashi.
Author's comment: I'd like to give credit to thebluekirby64, my sister, who made up and wrote…like…half of this fanfiction. This is like….really long….and I hope you thought it was funny we update everyday…so yeah…check out tomarrows chapter,