January 3rd

Itachi and Kisame- Think

Itachi and Kisame are running away to rest after that fight with Jiraya.

"If only you knew of a welcoming place we could stay at over night!" Kisame said.

"HEY! I know a welcoming place we could stay at!" Itachi confirmed.

"Really?"

"No, I was being sarcastic!"

"You were?"

"No, I was being statistic!"

"Huh?"

"NO, I was trying to be funny!"

"Don't try and be funny…you make me confused!"

And that's how it went for along time until…

"HEY! Where are we going anyway?" Kisame finally asked.

"I don't know! I thought you were leading!" Itachi admitted.

"You mean we made the author of this story think for two minutes just to make this up?" (I hate thinking, and thinking hates me!)

"I…guess so…"

"Lets stop and think…"

Kisame and Itachi were thinking (we'll Kisame was) for two hours.

"…Chikusho!" Kisame yelled.

"Huh? What? I wasn't sleeping! Uh…you didn't here me say that," Itachi said as he woke up.

"You…were sleeping?"

"Uh…yeah…"

"Then YOU have to think now!"

Itachi started to think…

"Hey-" Kisame started.

"HEY THIS HEY THAT! Why can't I speak first in this story?" Itachi yelled.

"I don't know! You never speak first anyways…" Kisame mumbled.

Kisame made a fire while Itachi was thinking.

"BRIAN BLAST!" Itachi yelled pointing his index finger up, "Hey I spoke first!"

"What is it?" Kisame said.

"Nothing, I just always wanted to say that…"

"God…"

2 hours later after they had eaten and putted up there tents (3:00 in the morning)…

"I got it!" Itachi yelled.

"Really!? You have an idea!" Kisame yelled scrambling out of his tent to see Itachi holding a fish.

"No…I finally caught this fish!"

"You mean I came running out at 3:00 for nothing?"

"NO! I have an idea!"

"Really!?"

"Now, Kisame…why would you think that I, Itachi, would have an idea?"

"I'm going to sleep now…"

3 hours later (6:00)…

"Hey…Kisame…" Itachi said poking Kisame.

"What is it?"

"Why am I thinking again?"

"OH MY GOD! You were supposed to think of a place we could stay at!"

"Oh, you should've told me that in the first place! I know a great place!"

"AARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU WHEN WE STOPPED!"

"I was sleeping! Remember?"

"OH! Whatever! Where are we staying?"

"At the police station! They'll welcome us into jail!"

"AARRRGGGHHHH! NOT THAT KIND OF WELCOME!"

"Then what kind?"

"A NICE WARM WELCOME!"

"OH! Oh…. OH! OH! OH! OH! I know a good place!"

"Where?"

"Wait…let me think…"

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kisame screamed as he chased after Itachi, "WAT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO SORRY!"

"But I AM sorry!" Itachi yelled as he ran past Sasuke (wow they made it all the way there! So fast!)

"What the-!? Itachi! GET BACK HERE!" Sasuke yelled as he chased his brother all the way to the Sound village.

The three pasted by Orchimaru.

"Hey! Lookie! SASUKE!" Orchimaru chased after Sasuke.

"ORCHIMARU-SAMA! WAIT!" Kabuto yelled as he chased after Orchimaru.

The five pasted through Konha again. Fan girls saw Sasuke and Itachi and joined the run (Sakura is there too). Tsunade was walking around and she saw Orchimaru, Itachi, Kabuto and Kisame.

"HEY! STOP! VILLIANS! CAPTURE THEM!" She yelled as she chased after them.

Itachi stopped.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Everyone behind Itachi yelled.

"Were forgetting something…" Itachi thought for a while, "Oh! I remember!"

Itachi turned on a radio. The Matrix chase song came up. He tuned it. The legend of Zelda theme came on. He tuned it again. The after dinner payback from Freddy vs. Jason came on.

"Cool song, but No…" Itachi said.

"AAAAwwwwwwwwwwww!" Everyone groaned.

Itachi tuned it again. The, "Go, Go, Go Naruto" song came on.

"Perfect!" Itachi said as he ran off.

"I hate that song…" Orchimaru mumbled.

Everyone runs out of your view.