Being a Mom
By, The Angels of Death
Summary: Nejiten! Tenten must learn to give up her dreams of becoming the next Tsunade, and become a STAY-AT-HOME MOM! But first, she must become accustomed to her new lifestyle: TEACHER!
Pairing: Nejiten, because it's just the BEST
I know what you're thinking. Wow, she wrote faster. Quick like bunny. Well, don't start thinking now. I was just blessed with a few hours of FREE TIME! HECK YES!
Chapter 3: HUMOR mania
"Neji, Lee's coming."
Tenten sat on the window sill, watching Lee as he skipped up to the front porch. Neji peered over Tenten, and confirmed it. He pushes his sleeves up to his elbow and walked out of the room.
"It's time…to take out the trash."
Neji walked in the kitchen and grabbed the trash bag awaiting him, and he walked outside and chucked it in the garbage bin. Tenten watched him, and sweatdropped.
"That…loser. I'm married to that…loser."
"Ah…the bitter truth."
Tenten swung her head to see Lee already by her side, and slipped and fell off the window sill. Lee made a grab to catch her, but she passed through his arms.
"TENTEN!"
"Oooow."'
Neji eyed the cat that had perched itself on his garbage bin.
"…You trying to eat my trash? Hm? Tough guy?"
The cat stared at him, before licking its paw.
"You picking a fight? Huh? Are ya?"
The cat yawned and stretched. Neji reached out and smacked the cat off the garbage bin. It landed on its feet, and pounced at Neji.
"Waaaah!"
Tenten was helped up, protectively holding her stomach before her baby flew out or something. She heard Neji yelling, and waddled over to see Neji sprawled on the floor with a cat scratching his face. More like bitch slapping. But anyways…
"Lee, a favor from a pregnant lady. Go help Neji."
Lee glanced at the sight before him and his cheeks puffed and his face turned red as he tried to keep in his laugh.
A few moments later
Lee stood, his foot on a fake rock, the waves crashing, and his hair swaying in the wind. He whipped out his hand in a "good guy pose" and pinged and panged. Lee's pet squirrel scurried up on Lee's arm, and the wind caressed its beautiful fur. It also…pinged and panged.
"Mr. Squirrel! Let us rescue the helpless Hyuuga and be famed FOREVER! ONWARD!"
Tenten smacked Lee upside the head, and picked him up by the back of his shirt, and chucked him out the window. Lee waved his arms, screaming, and the pet squirrel was about to argue, but Tenten turned, facing it, and cracked her knuckles.
"Don't piss off the pregnant woman."
The squirrel looked up at Tenten with glassy eyes, and scurried away.
"That's what I thought."
A moment of silence.
"…I want some ice cream."
Tenten waddled out to satisfy her craving. Then she walked back in, shaking her head.
"I almost forgot the spoon."
She grabbed a giant spoon off the bedside table and waddled out again.
Neji and Lee supported each other as they walked in, covered in scratch marks.
And what sucked was that it wasn't bleeding. Bleeding comforted you into thinking that the blood would clot and you'd be okay. But this time, it was thin scratches that stung like CRAZY.
"…That stupid cat."
The cat jumped on the windowsill, and gave them both the evil eye. Neji returned the evil eye back in full force, but Lee giggled like a little girl and cooed at the cat.
"It's so cuuuuute."
Neji looked at Lee incredulously, before dropping him on the floor. Then he looked down at his injuries.
"…Injuries? All right! I scored some pity!"
He walked away, bawling like a little baby. Lee lifted his head a little.
"I…want…pity…"
His pet squirrel scurried past him.
"Waaaait."
It halted, and stared at him, its nose twitching.
"…Can…I have…pity?"
"………"
The squirrel gave him a look, and leapt away. Lee sank his head down on the floor.
"Why am I so unloooooved?"
TBC…
Hah. Lee's unloved. Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed the pointless but entertaining chapter. Expect more later, but not now. Life's being a pain in the ass because of these stupid teachers I've got.
Review me your thoughts, yo.
-The Angels of Death