Being a Mom

By, The Angels of Death

Summary: Nejiten! Tenten must learn to give up her dreams of becoming the next Tsunade, and become a STAY-AT-HOME MOM! But first, she must become accustomed to her new lifestyle: TEACHER!

Pairing: Nejiten, because it's just so DARN good.

…I made the pairing sound like food. XD

Chapter 4: The Birth

It was the time where Tenten got tired of sitting and doing nothing but little weapon trickery that awed her audience, er…students.

'Darn baby. Taking nine months to be born…What's wrong with you?'

"Why won't you be born yet?"

All the students' heads shot up and stared at Tenten with a peculiar look.

"…Oh, I said that out loud. Hah. Hah. Aren't I funny?"

"…………"

"…What?"

"…………"

"I'll do more tricks if you don't tell anyone."

Everyone chorused out loud.

"Okay!"

Iruka crept up to Tenten's classroom, and pressed his ear against the door.

'Eh? Laughter? Why do I hear laughter? I should be hearing kids snoring, not laughter! Why is there joy in the classroom?'

Iruka lightly cleared his throat, before sharply opening the door with a loud snap.

"Tenten."

Iruka's eyes widened to the site of Tenten juggling 5 kunai.

"Tenten!"

Tenten's head turned sharply to see Iruka standing, tapping his foot against the floor. She stood there, stunned, before realizing that she still had some kunai in the air.

"Waaah!"

Some kunai clattered on the floor, but others flew and thudded against the blackboard. Tenten sweatdropped.

"Hah. Hah. Hah. Aren't I funny, Iruka?"

"………"

Everybody stood slash sat in silence. And yes, I put "slash". No writer has ever dared to step foot into writing "slash"! Well, anyways…

Iruka shook his head sorrowfully. Tenten laughed nervously. The kids were yawning and eating and farting and whatever else they did. And the kunai were pierced ever so sharply against the blackboard that it broke into pieces and clattered to the floor. Tenten sweat dropped and her nervous laughtergrew louder.

Neji stared at the bill for the replacement of the blackboard in stunned silence. Tenten scratched her head nervously.

"…I broke the board."

"I can tell, Tenten."

"So…are you going to pay for it?"

"No."

"So…it's coming out of my pay?"

"Yes."

"…You suck, Neji."

"Not as much as you do, dear."

"………"

"Tenten, you'll catch bugs if you leave your mouth flapping in the wind, like that."

Tenten reached over and smacked Neji upside the head. Surprised, Neji fell flat on his face on the floor. Tenten laughed manically as she started stomping her foot on Neji's back repeatedly, her arms crossed over her chest.

'This sucks, though. With my huge stomach, I can't enjoy the view of making Nejikiss the floor.'

Hiashi walked into the room with an associate of his, who he was giving a tour of thecompound to, before he froze in his spot at the sight of Tenten beating Neji, and slowly backed away from the room, dragginghis associate with him. He laughed nervously.

"Hah. Hah. Hah. Must let the love birds have their privacy! Hah! Hah! Hah!"

The associate gave Hiashi a weird look.

"Hiashi…you're slowly growing crazy…"

"What did you say, now?"

"Ah…nothing."

"Okay! Let's go show you the garden!"

Hiashi led the associate away.

A few months later…oh yes. Time flies.

"NEJI! TENTEN'S IN LABOR!"

Neji shot up in bed.

"Now why is she working at this hour?"

"No, she's giving BIRTH!"

"With your baby!"

"...Oh."

Neji ran to the hospital with Lee, in his pajamas. However, halfway through, he stopped in his tracks and blearily looked at his appearance.

"Whoops, forgot to comb my hair."

"NEJI!"

A few hours later…

Tenten held the newborn baby in her arms, lovingly. The little boy reached out with his tiny little hand. Tenten grabbed it and cooed at the little object of affection. Neji sat beside her, cradling his slightly mangled hand that Tenten had clenched through her contractions.

'This is why I didn't want to marry a kunoichi. She'd have a grip of steel.'

A few days later…

Tenten walked outside of the Hyuuga compound with Neji in suit. Hinata ran out to bid them goodbye for their mission.

"Thanks Hinata. Are you sure you can handle caring little Eiki?" Note: Eiki means courage. Lame, I know.

"Yes, everything will be FINE!"

Tenten blinked.

"Hinata…did you just…raise your voice?"

"Ah…sorry."

"See? Naruto makes you lose your patience, eventually."

"………………"

"Don't deny it!"

Neji stood idly by, waiting for them to finish.

"Tenten. Wrap up the girl talk. Lee's coming."

Tenten chucked a rock at Neji, before smiling at Hinata.

"We'll be back in a week."

"Ah, have a safe trip!"

Tenten waved, before walking with Neji and Lee, to the gates of Konoha.

Two Days Later…

Tenten sighed, as they rested from their travel back to Konoha. The scroll they had to retrieve was safe, in her pack, which was in a pocket inside a pocket inside a pocket inside a pocket, cleverly disguised as her mom's cookbook.

Oh yes. Tenten was smart.

Tenten reached into her pack, or whatever room was left from the whole mini pocket stuff, and moved around everything, in search for her one and only kind of food.

"Neji, do you know what happened to my pack of pocky?"

"…No."

"Lee?"

Tenten turned, only to see Lee's back.

"Lee? What are you hiding?"

Tenten tilted her angle of view, and gawked at the site of Lee gobbling all of her precious POCKY!

"LEE!"

Lee swallowed the last one, and looked at Tenten.

"What were you saying, Tenten?"

Neji restrained Tenten from leaping to kill.

"Tenten! This isn't the proper way to-…"

Tenten and Neji stopped when they saw Lee greedily looking through Neji's pack.

"…the proper way to KILL HIM!"

Lee slowly turned to see Neji and Tenten ready to pounce at him. Lee sweat dropped.

"Hah. Hah. Hah."

They pounced at him and punched and kicked, and Lee struggled endlessly. He may be the taijutsu master, but nothing could stop a married couple and their vengeance. Nothing. Not even another pack of pocky. Although that would've been good. Mhm. Pocky.

"Neji! Tenten! Think about the MISSION! AAAAH! THERE'S A HUNTER NIN!"

Neji and Tenten didn't stop, but Lee struggled to save the scroll, as a group of hunter nin landed and rustled through Tenten's pack. Tenten, however, stopped. Her ear's pricked at the familiar sound of her pack being tampered with, and slowly turned around.

The hunter nin group froze, looking at Tenten with wide eyes.

"No. Touching. The pack."

They stood still, not knowing how to react.

A few hours later…

Neji sighed, lugging the tied and unconscious group of hunter nin by a single rope.

"Tenten, didn't you overdo it?"

Tenten rigidly turned and looked at Neji with her scrutinizing and narrowed eyes.

"What did you say, husband?"

"Ah…nothing."

"I thought so."

She turned back and continued to walk. Lee caught up to walk next to Neji.

"You have it rough, Neji…"

"Oh course. I'm married."

TBC…

Oh yes. I did another chapter. Longer than usual, too! I know, it HAS been a while, but I've had this manic teacher that just…rawr.

So I check my reviews, because I get my reviews by e-mail, and this guy reviews one of my stories, and says that it's dumb. My self-esteem plummeted!

;.; Make me feel better, and review me your thoughts and comments.

-The Angels of Death :D