Being a Mom

By, The Angels of Death

Summary: Nejiten! Tenten must learn to give up her dreams of becoming the next Tsunade, and become a STAY-AT-HOME MOM! But first, she must become accustomed to her new lifestyle: TEACHER!

Pairing: Nejiten, because it's what the crowd wants. Oh yes. Have them eat out of my hands like little…pets. Hah. Just kidding. XD

-wipes away a tear- You guys are just GREAT. You've made me feel better, when one of my stories was called dumb. I want to just…give you all a COOKIE! XD

Chapter 5: Mucho Drama

"No…not my cookies! Noooo….silly rabbit. Trix are for kids! Can't you ever learn? But why can't the rabbit have some Trix? They could share…no…not my MARSHMALLOWS! NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!"

Tenten shot up from her sleeping bag. She blinked and blearily took in her surroundings.

"Oh. We're still on the mission. Right. I totally knew that."

Neji glanced at Tenten, before sighing.

"I've put up with your sleep talk, but that was just too weird."

"…………"

Lee pointed his index finger in the air haughtily.

"I disagree with Neji! SLEEPTALKING IS A FORM OF YOUTH! TENTEN IS IN HER SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! Which means…?"

Lee slid next to Tenten and gave her a sly grin.

"You're pregnant again, aren't you, Tenten?"

"…………"

Tenten smacked Lee upside the head and made him kiss the ground.

"Lee, that's wrong to ask."

"So you and Neji weren't getting it on-…"

Tenten slammed her foot on Lee's face, burying him further into the ground. Lee's voice was muffled.

"Ah…soil…how long has it been since I've felt thee? Two years? Two months?"

"Two days."

"Oh yes. That is correct, Neji."

The hunter nin that were still tied and held captive hung their heads in exasperation. Oh yes. They were being tortured all right. Lee had spent 6 hours talking nonstop of the springtime of youth to them.

Flashback

"Now don't think of this as torture. I'm actually doing you scallywags a favor, by informing you of the precious and sometimes secretive information on the spring time of youth."

Everyone had the same thought in their heads, except Lee.

'Scallywags?'

End Flashback

Oh yes. Their heads hurt, and Tenten refused to give them any aspirin.

"That's what you get for messing with my pack!"

Neji stood up.

"It should be time to head out."

"Yosh!"

"Okay."

But they stopped when everybody's stomach growled loudly.

"Well…I guess we should start looking for food. I'll go. You and Tenten stay here and guard the camp."

Lee stopped Neji, grabbing a hold of his shoulder. Dramatically, he titled his head down and waved his hand dramatically, while shaking Neji's shoulder with the other.

"No, Neji! You have a family to take care of! Me? I have no one! No one at all!"

Tenten chirped cheerfully.

"What about Gai-sensei?"

"…………………Have a safe trip, Neji."

"Wha-…forget it."

Neji sighed and left the camp in search for food.

One Hour Later

"Ne…Lee?"

"What?"

"Neji hasn't come back yet…"

"He's sure to be alive. Maybe lying on the floor, dying and rotting…but he's sure to be alive. Right now. Maybe not tomorrow. But today, yes."

"Lee…you've got problems with consoling people."

"You know, I've been told that SO many times. Especially when this kid's dad died, and he was all-…"

"You can stop."

"But!"

"Stop."

"…Fine."

They packed everything up and started to make their trip, in search for Neji. Tenten carried Neji's pack and her own, and Lee's carried his, and dragged the hunter nin by that single rope. They walked for a few minutes, before they heard a…

TARZAN CALL?

Oh yes. Neji stood up upon a tree branch and was beating his chest with his two fists while howling like a wild animal. Tenten's eye twitched and she pointed to the ground sharply.

"NEJI! GET DOWN FROM THERE!"

"No! I haven't felt so ALIVE in the longest time-…"

Neji was shaking his booty while he was saying that, but his foot slipped and he fell to the floor. Tenten slapped her forehead and looked at Neji tiredly.

"You're going to kill me, one day."

Tenten bent down to help Neji up from his fall, but he swatted her hand away.

"No. You guys need to…go on. Go on without me!"

"…Neji!"

Tears started to form in both Tenten and Lee's eyes.

"Yes. Go on without me."

Tenten started bawling.

"For two minutes. I need to pee right now, so go on ahead, and I'll catch up."

Tenten stopped crying and stared at Neji with a stunned look. Lee just…kept on crying.

"Neji! That's right! Show your true feelings! Waaaah!"

Tenten's nose scrunched up in distaste.

"That's not something you talk about in public, Neji."

The hunter nin ate their meals somehow, while tied up in a big group circle. One of the nin whispered to the other nin.

Oh no! Are they forming a plan to escape and kill the Konoha ninjas?

"This tastes pretty darn good. Are you eating yours?"

Well…scratch that out. XD

Another nin started whispering. Another plan?

"These are the bestprison holderswe've had!"

A chorus of agreement sounded within the group.

"Yeah. This is the best dinner too. Like that one place we never talk about! Where dinner is the show!"

What did they mean?

Tenten smacked Neji upside the head when he tried to grab one of her food items. While Lee…kissed the floor.

"Ah…mother earth…how long have I been departed from thee?"

"Two effing hours, Lee. You're such a tree hugger."

Lee's back went rigid. Both Neji and Tenten looked at him in alarm.

"What's wrong?"

"…That's not…just a BAD IDEA!"

Tenten blinked.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

Lee jumped up and ran towards one of the trees in the dense forest scenery, and hugged the tree.

"Heehee."

"Did Lee just…giggle?"

Lee rubbed his cheek against the tree's bark, like a school girl would to a fluffy stuffed animal. Neji and Tenten turned away in distaste, and they both swiped his untouched plate.

"More food for us."

TBC…

A pointless, yet humorous chapter. Like it? Review me your thoughts and comments! You've made me so happy, that I just HAD to write another chapter! Thank you all so muuuuch! I'll see you around, you scallywags! XD Help support the silly rabbit! He's dying from starvation! XD

- The Angels of Death :D