January 8th

A bad birthday – Hiashi and Neji…

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One day Hiashi woke up. He sat up and nearly fell down. Want to know why?

"YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" Neji yelled, "Oh…and happy birthday…"

"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!? OUT!" Hiashi yelled.

Neji ran out of the room and thought of his daddy. He wasn't paying any attention so he fell down the stairs and landed on his back. Hinata was going up the stairs so she just watched Neji roll down the stairs. Hinata signed.

She didn't bother to help him because he already ran out the door.

"YOU HAVE WON THE MATCH THIS YEAR BUT I'LL BE BACK! MAYBE NOT TOMORROW! MAYBE NOT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! MABYE NOT EVEN NEXT MONTH! OR NEXT YEAR! OR THE YEAR AFTER THIS YEAR! OR-!!"

Someone threw a rock at Neji's head.

"I'LL BE BACK! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Neji laughed.

"Why does he have to do this every year?" Hinata asked Hiashi.

"I already told him that his Father died willingly, WHY WON'T HE LEAVE ME ALONE!?" Hiashi responded.

"Go talk with him."

"Again?"

"Yes…again."

Hiashi went up to Neji.

"Ne-." Hiashi started.

"YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" Neji yelled again, backing away, "AND YOU ALSO KILLED THUNDER!" thunder is Neji's poodle

"That was 9 years ago! I didn't kill Thunder! The Uchihas did!!"

"You mean the ones next door?"

"Yeah, Itachi did it."

Neji glared at Hiashi.

"How do YOU know?"

"The license plate said UCHIHA101," said Hiashi.

"You HOT WIRED their car!!" said Neji, "And then ran over Thunder!!"

"Do YOU have any proof?!" asked Hiashi. Neji paused for a moment.

"YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!" Neji yelled.

"He WANTED to die!!" said Hiashi.

"STILL!!! You KILLED HIM!!!" said Neji, "And thunder!!"

"I DID NOT!!!" yelled Hiashi.

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

"Did so, did so!!!"

"Did not, did not!"

"Did so, did so, did so!!!"

"Did not, did not, did not!"

"CHILDREN!!" yelled Hinata, "Calm down! Let's talk this over on some cookies!"

"Chocolate chip cookies?" asked Neji.

"Nope, peanut butter."

"With chocolate chips?"

"Ok…fine"

"YAY!!"

Hinata brought Hiashi and Neji into the living room and gave them peanut butter chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven and some milk with a sippy cap for Neji.

"Yay!! It's Elephant-kun cup!" said Neji, "And it has yummy milk!! Yummy strawberry milk!!"

"Neji, Tenten is coming over y'know," said Hinata.

"OH NO!! I'm still in my Bunny pajamas!!", cried Neji, "And my bunny slippers. WAHHHH!!!!"

"Awww…. don't cry, Neji," said Hinata, "Here, do you want Lion-kun cup?"

"No! I want Elepahnt-chan so she can make out with Elephant-kun!" wined Neji.

"Ok, fine," said Hinata as she gave him a blue sippy cup with an elephant on it. Neji put the two cups together and pretended that they were kissing.

And then Neji's door knocked.

"ACK!!! I'm STILL in my bunny pajamas!! I gotta get these off!" Neji said, as he rushed to his room.

Hinata ran to the door and opened it. It was Tenten.

"Hi, Hinata!" said Tenten, "I was making sure Neji was here, he's late and he kept us waiting at the bridge for an hour…"

"Don't worry, he's getting changed!" said Hinata.

"I'm HERE!!" said Neji, walking down the stairs.

"ACK!!! OMG!!" yelled Tenten.

"When I said get changed, I meant to take off your clothes and put on new ones. You didn't do the last part," said Hinata.

Neji went down the stairs with out his bunny pajamas. Now, that's a good thing. But his underwear was unfortunately not on, so…yeah…

"MY EYES!!" screamed Tenten, as she ran out the door.

"No! Tenten!" said Neji.

"For Pete's sake! Put some clothes on!!" Hinata said, as he handed him a blanket.

"Ok! I just can't figure out where my clothes are!!" said Neji.

"In your closet…?" said Hinata.

"OH! I never thought of that!" said Neji, as he rushed to his room and came back, with his clothes on.

"Don't forget to give Yuki-kun some water!" said Hinata. Yuki-kun is Hinata's plant

"I sure won't!" said Neji, "I feed him everyday!"

Neji walked out of the house and right past a dead plant with a sign next to it that said "Yuki-kun"

"Are you getting this, Shino?" asked Kiba, hiding in a bush with Shino.

"Yup," said Shino, holding a video camera, "This is going on the internet!"

end of chapter 8-----------------------------------------

Author's note: In this fan fiction Kiba and Shino are internet pranksters.