January 9th

GIVE ME COLA!!

"ok! WHY are we doing this again?" asked Ino, struggling to hold dirty dishes on both of her hands

"Because Shikamaru is a Chunin and he over rules us Gennin!" said Chouji.

"Then why is Asuma doing what Shikamaru says?" asked Ino.

"Because Asuma is proud of Shikamaru," said Chouji.

"YOU! SERVANTS!! Give me COLA!!!" said Shikamaru, as he changed the channel on the TV.

"Ok!! I'm getting it!!" said Chouji as he rushed to the fridge.

"You!! Ino!! GIVE ME COLA!!!" said Shikamaru, "I want COLA!! Give me COLA!!"

"Chouji is getting you cola!" said Ino.

"I want MORE COLA!!!" said Shikamaru.

"We should have given you nothing but cola last night," said Ino.

"SHUT UP!!! Sponge bob is on!! I can't hear it! I want to hear it!! GIVE ME COLA!!!"

Ino ran to the TV and pressed the volume button, and Chouji gave Shikamaru his cola.

"This cola isn't open…OPEN DA COLA!!" yelled Shikamaru.

"Ok! Ok!" said Chouji as he opened the cola.

"Hey….this cola is REGULAR!!! I want CHERRY COLA!!!" yelled Shikamaru, "SHUT UP!! This is my favorite part!!"

"Oimgosh….," said Ino as she handed Shikamaru Cherry cola. But she made sure she opened it first.

"What? Sponge bob is over!?" asked Shikamaru, "I want SPONGE BOB!!"

"Stop it!! It's only commercial break!" said Ino.

"Me No LIKE commercial break!! I want SPONGE BOB!!!" said Shikamaru.

"ARGH!!! Just wait two minutes!!" said Ino.

"Get me my sponge bob blankie, I feel like hugging it," said Shikamaru.

Ino handed Shikamaru his sponge bob blankie and Shikamaru hugged it.

"WHERE'S MY COLA?!?!" asked Shikamaru.

"You're DRINKING IT!!" yelled Ino.

"I want my OTHER COLA!!!" yelled Shikamaru.

Ino handed Shikamaru his other cola.

"I want my SIPPY HAT!!" said Shikamaru. Ino handed him his sippy hat. She put it on his head and put the two colas he was drinking on it,

"Hey…you got me my blue sippy cap…I WANT MY RED SIPPY CAP!!!" wined Shikamaru.

"NO!!!" said Ino, "You've been a bad boy, Shikamaru! Time out!!"

"I'm a chunnin! You gennin can't give ME time out!" said Shikamaru.

"But I'M a JOUNIN!! I'LL GIVE YOU TIME OUT!!" said Asuma.

"Sure. Your little pupil tries so hard to be a Chunin. And this is how you treat 'em," Shikamaru said, sniffing a little.

"Asuma! Don't fall for it!!" said Ino.

"But look!! PUPPY FACE!!!" said Asuma. Shikamaru was doing that Innocent little puppy face and then stared at Ino.

"AWWWW!!! It's sooooo CUTE!!" she said as she glomped Shikamaru. He yawned a little.

"AWWWWW!!!" Asuma and Ino cooed.

"GIVE ME COLA!!" said Shikamaru.

"Ok!" said Ino and Asuma.

Then Shikamaru looked at Chouji.

"You SERVANT!" said Shikamaru, "Give me……uhhh….hmmm…what else do I want…?"

"Cola?" asked Chouji.

"Yes! Cola!! GIVE ME COLA!!" said Shikamaru. Chouji rushed to get Shikamaru his cola.

"Ummm…Shikamaru…we're all out of cola…" said Chouji.

"I don't Care!! Give me cola!! I want cola!!" said Shikamaru, "Here's $50 bucks, it's enough to buy 25 packs of cola! GIVE ME COLA!!!"

"Ok! Ok!" said Chouji as he took the $50 bucks. Chouji ran out of Shikamaru's house.

Chouji walked down the street and saw Naruto.

"Hey! Chouji! You know, the new Halo 2 game is out!" said Naruto, "It costs 45 bucks at Game Crazy! You should get it because I see $50 in your hand!" And Naruto troppled off.

"Wow!! I have $50 in my hand!" said Chouji, "But I think I was supposed to do something else with it…oh well, who cares! I'm getting Halo 2!!"

Chouji troppled off and went into the Game Crazy store. He asked the clerk to give him Halo 2 and…well…he got Halo 2.

"Horray!!" said Chouji, "Wait a sec!! I was supposed to get Shikamaru 25 packs of Cola!!! Aww man….I'm in sooo much trouble!!!!"

"Hey Chouji!" said a voice. It was Ino.

"Oh…uhhh….Hi Ino!!" said Chouji.

"I just wanted to make sure if you bought the 25 packs of cola," said Ino, "Because Shikamaru…"

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!" said Chouji as he ran and jumped off the nearest waterfall.

"Uhhh….yeah…," said Ino.

Around 5 minutes later.

"Owww…my back," said Chouji as he got up.

"Hey!! The Halo 2 is still in good condition!!" said Chouji, "But where am I?" He looked around and saw a bunch of british people.

"Cheerio!" one of them said, "Are you from here?"

"Ummm…is this Japan?" asked Chouji.

"Oh! Heavens no! This is England!" said the man. Chouji's mouth dropped.

"I fell off a water fall and ended up in England," said Chouji, "Boy…I always wanted to come here!!" Chouji looked around and saw a game shop.

"Boy, am I in luck! Maybe I can sell Halo 2 and get back that $50!"said Chouji as he ran into the video game shop.

He went up to the clerk and handed him the Halo 2.

"Halo 2? You want to sell it?" said the clerk, "Well, this game came out last year in England! It's only worth $25 now."

"WHAT!!?!?" asked Chouji. But, he thought, maybe, I can sell it and earn the other $25. So, he sold the Halo 2 and went off to look for a job.

He tried to work as a clerk, but he wasn't able to under stand what the buttons on the cash register were. So, he decided to become a fire man! But his feet were too short to reach the pedals.

"GIVE ME WINE!!" a little boy said. Chouji had to baby-sit him. But hey! He earned 20 dollars from it!

"Aren't you a little too young to be drinking wine?" Chouji asked.

"No, in England, the drinking age is 8!" said the boy. Chouji sighed and got the wine for the boy.

"ARE YOU DRINKING WINE?!?!?" the little boy's mother ask. She fired Chouji and kicked him out of the house.

"Hey!! I've got $50 dollars now from being fired from all my jobs!!" said Chouji, "But how do I get back…?" Chouji looked and found a brevage store.

"Oh! I can't forget to get the cola for Shikamaru!" said Chouji. So, he went into the store and asked for the Cola. What did the clerk say?

"Sorry, we don't sell cola in England, try Japan," said the clerk.

So Chouji thought…how will I get to Japan? Then he remembered how he got to England. By falling down a water fall. So he guessed if he fell up the water fall he fell down from, he'd get to Japan! So…he fell up the water fall and ended up somewhere not Japan.

"Bonjour mouser!" some man said.

"Sorry, I don't speak Hawain," Chouji said. So what did he do? He decided to fall up the waterfall again.

"Nihao!" some random dude said.

"Nope," Chouji Said, and then he fell up the water fall.

"Aloha dude!" another random dude said. Then Chouji assumed he wasn't in Japan. So it took him around 8 falling ups to get to Japan, but 5 of the times he was at Japan, he just didn't realize it. So, Chouji went up to Shoppers and then went to the Soda section. It was all gone!!

"Hey? Where's all the Cola?" Chouji asked a clerk.

"Well, since we felt bad that England had no cola, we decided to donate all our cola to England! Every single one! So no store in Japan has cola!!!" said the clerk. Chouji tugged his hair and jumped all the way back to England. He bought the cola and went all the way back to Japan, and then in Shikamaru house.

"Hey Shikamaru! I've got your cola!" said Chouji.

"There you are, Chouji!" said Ino, "I was trying to find you! But you ran away! I wanted to tell you that Shikamaru wanted you to use those $50 to get him Halo 2!"

Chouji's mouth dropped, and for the rest of the day, he was curled up in his corner.