Look, I'm tired of writing this story. INSPIRATION LOST. So here's the ending:
Tenten went back to teaching and unhappily met a lot of spoiled brats on the way. Neji laughed until he cried at the look on her face. Lee and Gai skipped along into the sunset and fell off a cliff. They had a HELL of a fun time, figuring out how to get out, testing their skills of...whatever. Eiji was about to become a transvestite, but Tenten and Neji sought out for help, and now Eiji's in rehab.
The end. Boo fucking hoo. I was gonna leave this story to rot, since so many have lost interest in this fic as well, I thought, I might as well make a crappy ending and not think about it anymore. This might be rash and all, but seriously, Naruto's just coming up with more and more fillers, and I've lost interest. So until then, I'm turning back to my profession of Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, ff7 maybe. I dunno. If you want to request stuff, just message me. But until then, it's back to the drawing board. I had fun with you guys.